Makin' Bacon

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not sure what potential a smokehouse has for sexuality, except perhaps striping down due to heat, but the title just calls out for a story of the new recruit and the master smoker...
 
plus size male and female cooks, sexual tension over the way they cook the meat leads to even more heat in the kitchen and some very tasty food :)
 
plus size male and female cooks, sexual tension over the way they cook the meat leads to even more heat in the kitchen and some very tasty food :)
 
An obsessed fan makes her own Kevin Bacon out of bacon and somehow brings it to life.

Too weird?
 
A cooking class with a sexy male master chief. His sexual over tones while cooking get all of the female students hot and horny for his special sauces.
 
Bacon, like chocolate, makes everything better. If you can lick chocolate sauce off your lover, why not do something similar with bacon?

Example: a guy wraps his dick in bacon (skip the toothpick!), and offers his GF a "pig in a blanket."

Example 2: a woman offers her lover a BLT: Bacon, Lips, and Tits.
 
Bacon, like chocolate, makes everything better. If you can lick chocolate sauce off your lover, why not do something similar with bacon?

Example: a guy wraps his dick in bacon (skip the toothpick!), and offers his GF a "pig in a blanket."

Example 2: a woman offers her lover a BLT: Bacon, Lips, and Tits.

slather his cock & her body in bacon fat...
 
How about a sexy cafe' where the speciality of the day is becon.....bottomless waitresses "becon and naught-bits"
 
How about a sexy cafe' where the speciality of the day is becon.....bottomless waitresses "becon and naught-bits"

lol, I love the idea of using sex appeal to boost sales

would they even allow bottemless staff with food?
 
Why not? You can get a bottomless cup of coffee, so why not a bottomless waitress?

seeing that we live in the semi bible belt...i can only imagine the uproar about this business.

thinking it would be a first! lol
 
lol, I love the idea of using sex appeal to boost sales

would they even allow bottemless staff with food?

One need to look no further than Japan (where else?): I once read about a cafe where the waitresses, while they weren't completely bottomless, didn't have panties on and the floor was made of mirrors. The story probably is still up at Sankaku complex.
 
How about them having a desert room where you can order from the specialities served on a vagina or cock? Once your order is ready, the waitress take you to the desert room
 
Everything is better with bacon. Maybe somehow include the infamous Bacon Bra (Google it, you'll laugh)...
 
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