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big jon said:Its going to have to be for what Ive got planned.![]()
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Nothing quite beats getting soaped up in a shower and doing a bit of mutual cleaning.Emes said:Oooo....sounds promising! Tell me more....please!

big jon said:Nothing quite beats getting soaped up in a shower and doing a bit of mutual cleaning.![]()
And you can do wonders with a shower head.![]()
Emes said:Mmmmmm...it gets into all the (not so little) places

big jon said:Yes it does have a rather magical effect.![]()
LOL.Just give me a shout and Ill come and give you a hand with that shower head.Emes said:Oh god yes.....where the hell would I be without pics like yours and my showerhead?![]()

big jon said:LOL.Just give me a shout and Ill come and give you a hand with that shower head.![]()

Ive got children asleep,Your gonna have to come to me sweety.Emes said:Get here NOW then........please![]()
big jon said:Ive got children asleep,Your gonna have to come to me sweety.![]()
Or we can save it for another day when I can get a babysitter.![]()
Ill be waiting.Emes said:On my way!!!

Bloody hell that was quick.lolEmes said:Knock knock!!![]()
NO not at all come in make yourself comfortable.Emes said:I'll go away again shall I???
big jon said:NO not at all come in make yourself comfortable.![]()
Emes said:*wanders in and decides the most comfortable place is the sofa...*
big jon said:Good choice,Ive got one of them black leather corner sofas(youll be very comfortable on there)Mind if I snuggle up to you on there?
Emes said:Mmmm leather....*sigh*
Feel free to snuggle up...its your sofa after all!!!

big jon said:Thought Ide better ask,dont want to take liberties.![]()
Emes said:Was gonna say 'take what you want' but thought that might get me in trouble![]()
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big jon said:Oh yes big trouble indeed.![]()
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Mmmmm...the more I think about that the more I like it.... 
Me too(not terribly fair you being where you are),Oh cruel fate why do you mock me so.Emes said:Mmmmm...the more I think about that the more I like it....
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