Make up your own words

[Prince Romeo]

Sung to "If you're happy and you know it"

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

 

[Gusty Wind]

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[JerseyBoy]

If you cannot possibly wait, bomb Iraq
fuck the final date, bomb Iraq
It's the boarders will head toward,
As more allies climb aboard,
It's quick victory that assured,
Bomb Iraq

 

[Lost Cause]

Can’t you smell that awful stench?
Must be the Germans and the French.
We saved their butts in World War II,
So kiss my ass; we don’t need you,
Yakety-Yak Bomb Iraq...

 

[Prince Romeo]

You people really are quite a gas,
I opened this up and laugh and laugh!
I don't know where's it going
but the humor's surely growing
if you wanna have some fun
then make us laugh!