Make Up a Superhero

[kotori]

Sheep Man

Drives around in a Dodge Ram (natch), aiding the shy and oppressed, in a quiet, unassuming way. By day, a simple shepherd who spends a lot of time ruminating, but after dark, keeping the wolves at bay. Originally from the planet Ovine. Draws special powers from mint jelly and rosemary rubs given by his faithful sidekick, Ewe-go Girl.

 

[District Line]

Demoine-man.

Gets bitten by a radioactive town of Demoine. Now he's just average.

 

[Ginny]

It's fun, like a game.

I'll go first, though I admit up front that this horrible superheroine is not my own.


Ant Girl.

Ant Girl......meet your dream man:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=96901&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

 

[alexandraaah]

Itch Doctor Wrote:
I dig watching women itching and scratching like if they have itching powder or ants in their clothes ( nothing "clinical tho")

Ginny, you're right!

 

[Ginny]

Ant Girl....i'm flashing to this like ant mound for your lair......with a lab...testtubes and beakers just bubbling over.....for DrItch, your lover to concoct all sorts of things....oh wait.....are you a good superhero or a bad one?.....i'm getting you confused with naudiz....i think......hmmmm....i better go to lunch and think on this one.....i'm seeing giant ant helpers now.....kinda like the thumbthumbs in SpyKids......but they're big, dumb ants.....i'll be back......

 

[Marxist]

YouReallyAreBeautifulMan: Has the abilty to make women that really are beautiful feel that way. Has a sidekick named YourAssIsNiceEvenThoughIt'sBigMan.

 

[Ezarc]

My superhero: Bliss
Bliss is a big, burly, bald guy with a mustache and goatee. His power is to send waves of euphoria to people. They then can not be anything but happy for a time. During that time life loses it harsh edges and the are happy and content.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc
*edited because I felt like it*

 

[binkley]

The Jellyfish

The evil Jellyfish, spawn of oceans deep, misbegotten, sotted wretch, was feared by all. His hideous visage, his wet, limp grasp, his unpleasant sting and his odious frangrance, they were all signs of a new power in the realm of evil, the Jellyfish!

However, it all came to naught when the sun came up the next morning and he dried out. Oh, well.

 

[District Line]

Happyman.

Gets bitten by a radioactive abstract noun, now he can smirk criminals into submission.

 

[Ginny]

I am SphincterGirl!

http://www.e-tutor.com/kn/backIssues/issue1101/superhero2.gif

"Sworn to protect and honor hot lil buttholes across America."



my snazzy superhero butt-inspecting car:

http://home.earthlink.net/~rborder/hearse/hearse2.JPG

http://www.loubrooks.com/stock_popwindows/powswhamspages/PW1061_popcorn.jpg

mmmmmm the sound of things popping in and out of tight lil buttholes......pop......pop.......popppp.....

 

[HeavyStick]

AddickedtoPornMan

 

[alexandraaah]

CRAMPSBEGONEGIRL.

She'll make my fucking crippling, doubled-over, scorching fucking cramps be gone.

YESTERDAY.

She's my hero.

Now where the fuck is she?

 

[Blindinthedark]

Captain SCIENCE!!!! (imagine echo)
and his trusty sidekick Testtube.

Special weapon:
Proton probe of justice.

 

[Rooster]

RULES FOR CHOOSING A SUPERHERO NAME

Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., The Incredible Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.

Don't call yourself by someone else's real name: e.g., Super Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin.

Choose a name that suggests power, heroism and prowess: e.g., Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, Justiceman.

Don't be too modest: e.g., Mr. Pretty Good, Captain So-so, Fairly Incredibleman, Captian Invincible on a good day.

But don't labor the point: e.g., Mr. So-Powerful-Don't-Even-Think-About-It-Buddy.

Don't choose a name detrimental to your crime fighting image: e.g.,Captain Spongecake, Mr. Silly, Yellow Streak, Purple Slippers, Captain Sweetiepie

Don't choose the name of an existing Superhero unless you have lots of money and enjoy fighting litigation instead of supervillains.

It's no use calling yourself Captain Invincible if your only power is control over Hostess Twinkies and you suffer from a congenial hole-in-the-heart condition. It's just asking for trouble.

Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're not.

Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're a girl.

Don't give away important information in your name, e.g. The Glass Jaw, Captain Vulnerable To Strontium 90.

Don't call yourself The Green Avenger if you wear an orange costume. You'll only confuse people.

 

[Dillinger]

Literotica Man - Faster than a speeding thread, more powerful than a troll, able to leap bullshit in a single post.

 

[Ginny]

for AntGirl......

http://www.haskins.com/MiniPstr/MP_p01_Lennon_A4.jpeg

 

[Parklife]

I once spent 4 years dressing as The Underwear Warrior for Halloween during my last few years of college.. The UW logo on the backside of some tightie-whities and an assortment of underwear armor.

A superhero.... perhaps, perhaps not..

He did manage to get women to take off undergarments and throw them at me to add to my 'armored suit'...

I thought it was kind super.