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Post a good joke, a funny anecdote, anything that you think would cause a fit of laughter.
Make the GB laugh
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- STEVEN WRIGHT
We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
- ROBERT WILENSKY
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
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Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
- PHYLLIS DILLER
- STEVEN WRIGHT
We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
- ROBERT WILENSKY
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
- ANONYMOUS
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?
- PHYLLIS DILLER
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What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing...because they're both stuck up cunts!
Nothing...because they're both stuck up cunts!
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Are you trying to get slob down to post a cock picture?
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Damnit, can't make it work
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Have you ever taken a crap so big that your pants fit better? Ron White
I woke up in an ambulance. And it wasn’t nothing but white people staring at me. I said, “Ain’t this a bitch. I done died and wound up in the wrong muthafucking heaven.” Richard Pryor
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comedianjokes/richardpryorjokes.html
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. George Carlin
I woke up in an ambulance. And it wasn’t nothing but white people staring at me. I said, “Ain’t this a bitch. I done died and wound up in the wrong muthafucking heaven.” Richard Pryor
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/comedianjokes/richardpryorjokes.html
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. George Carlin
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