Make love.. don't smoke!

[DéjàNu]

Nicotine p0rn:

 

[Calamity Jane]

SO that's how they get Marlboro Mediums!

 

[1hotjob]

I wonder how many Marlboro points she charges for a hump?

 

[freescorfr]

Old joke for you young ones.


Boy "Do you smoke after intercourse?"

Girl: "I don't know, I haven't ever looked."

 

[bored1]

Can you do that with a soft pack?

 

[Jessie]

LOL! OMG, that's good. I'm gonna send that to my dad. Hee hee.

 

[unclej]

ok, i'm gonna hate myself but is that a "butt fuck"?

 

[Jessie]

ok, i'm gonna hate myself but is that a "butt fuck"?

*shakes head* Geez...

 

[unclej]

tell the truth, you thought of it didn't you? c'mon, fess up

 

[CarolineOh]

ok, i'm gonna hate myself but is that a "butt fuck"?

Excuse me, Uncle J, but are YOU prepared to come over here and clean up the Diet Pepsi I spit all over my computer when I read that??

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

ok, i'm gonna hate myself but is that a "butt fuck"?

*rim shot*

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week..."

 

[InnocentAngel81]

i knew it

smoking is bad for you hehe it corrupted my fragile little mind

 

[JazzManJim]

At last...

A woman who knows the right way to take it in the ash.

 

[unclej]

sorry 'bout that carolineoh..couldn't help myself....but no matter how much i like being politically incorrect i am NOT going to make a joke about "fags"...i'm not...nope, can't make me...it'll be a cold day inhale before i do that...

 

[unclej]

i'm gonna bump this back up one time....i know there have got to be more punsters out there to take run with this....i mean, i was smokin' there for a minute (please stop me) but if i keep up they won't have any more merit...(oh, quit it, you're killin' me)