Make em laugh, Make em laugh

I don't have a laugh to share, but I do want to say hi to you, Eumenides. :)
 
You do? I have had a request for his removal.
Poor Smeagol. I care for him. :D
 
okay, a penguin is driving across the desert when his "check engine" light comes on... he stops in the next little town and leaves the car with a mechanic. Bored, he wanders around and ends up in an ice cream parlor (after all he is a penguin and it's hot in the desert) and orders himself up a huge bowl of vanilla. Well he can't hold a spoon of course cause he just has flippers and ends up just kind of flipping ice cream up to his mouth and generally making a mess of things. So it's about time to check on the car and he wanders back to the garage and say's to the mechanic "so what'd ya find?" the mechanic says "looks like you blew a seal" and the penguin looks confused for a minute, then replies "oh no... this is just ice cream."
 
Saytur said:
okay, a penguin is driving across the desert when his "check engine" light comes on... he stops in the next little town and leaves the car with a mechanic. Bored, he wanders around and ends up in an ice cream parlor (after all he is a penguin and it's hot in the desert) and orders himself up a huge bowl of vanilla. Well he can't hold a spoon of course cause he just has flippers and ends up just kind of flipping ice cream up to his mouth and generally making a mess of things. So it's about time to check on the car and he wanders back to the garage and say's to the mechanic "so what'd ya find?" the mechanic says "looks like you blew a seal" and the penguin looks confused for a minute, then replies "oh no... this is just ice cream."

ROTFLMAO

That's my kinda joke!
 
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