MAIDS were invented as a attack on slack people.

[IrezumiKiss]

Because slack and laziness breeds filth and unkemptness inside living spaces and habitats and domiciles that need to be cleaned properly.

However, with human beings being the prurient interest beings they are, maids' nuance of purpose goes much further than mere cleaning of the home. There are many types of maids but none so deeply ingrained into our consciousness as the Sexy French Maid.

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/736321131/Free-shipping-ML5287-Sexy-French-Maid-Costume-Outfit-Spandex-Lace-sexy-maid-stage-clothes.jpg

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http://76.my/Malaysia/style-black-white-lace-sexy-maid-wear-7-pcs-mybeautyworld-1308-20-mybeautyworld@35.jpg

Discuss and post the various forms of maids at your leisure.

In merriment, if you will!

 

[phrodeau]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahqu1nd3Zu8

 

[oggbashan]

Dairy Maid

Dairy Maids work with milk and butter.

Historically, Dairy Maids were considered the most beautiful of all maids because they were exposed to Cow Pox, which immunised them against smallpox. Dairy Maids kept their fresh, unspotted faces much longer than other women.

But few were as successful as Mary Ann Bullock of Uppark. Her noble employer, Sir Harry Fetherstonehaugh, when 70 years old, proposed to Mary Ann who was his 21-year-old Dairy Maid. She married him, became the Lady of the Manor, kept him alive for another 20 years and eventually inherited the whole estate.

Sir Harry, when young, had as his mistress the woman who eventually became Lady Emma Hamilton and Lord Nelson's mistress. He never forgot her, and after Nelson's death, Sir Harry helped Emma with her debts, and sent her food from his Uppark estate.

So - marry your Dairy Maid. She'll keep you alive and well for years!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

http://76.my/Malaysia/style-black-white-lace-sexy-maid-wear-7-pcs-mybeautyworld-1308-20-mybeautyworld@35.jpg

dammit, I TOLD Rooster not to upload that photo of me to his Facebook account, now it's going to be all over the internet!

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Damn it all! Does this mean I have to explain the abusive, yet nonchalant, history of French maid enslavement?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

look at me, I'm as innocent as a rose.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Nothing kinky about the sexual objectification of a subordinate domestic servant, nothing at all.