Magnificent sig lines

[KillerMuffin]

I admit to loving mine the best. I believe it summarizes the entirety of the Lit Cosmos.

Of course, I usually don't see other people's, but I'm going to take a look today. Checking in later.

 

[CelestialBody]

My boyfriend reminded me of ole Ben after

 

[Cheyenne]

Mine!

 

[KillerMuffin]

bluespoke:

O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us To see oursels as others see us (Robert Burns)

I admit to loving Burns shamelessly. A poet and a scot. It's like totally incomprehensible erotica. I like that stuff.

 

[RawHumor]

I admit to loving mine the best. I believe it summarizes the entirety of the Lit Cosmos.

Of course, I usually don't see other people's, but I'm going to take a look today. Checking in later.

LOL I loved cym's line too. You would think that on a porn site, people would be able to spell the following words:
masturbate/masturbation
tongue (gets murdered ALL the time)
woman (singular)/women (plural) - I love when women spell this one incorrectly

 

[KillerMuffin]

Nah, CB, yours is too colorful and Chey, yours is too big.

Muffie prefers small size distribution.

 

[Guest]

 

[Vinny]

I like mine

All I can think of

 

[KillerMuffin]

Yes, you definitely do, LL. We're a word loving porn site and you've got the family album out.

 

[kotori]

I think mine is the most succinct at expressing the current state of my emotions.

 

[TWB]

Being guided by the ears for this long is getting a little tiresome. I like mine, but am tiring of it.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I get a kick out of nzwookie's sig lines, alway an obscure Alice Cooper lyric of the day.

 

[Cheyenne]

Chey, yours is too big.

Muffie prefers small size distribution.

Ahem. It is smaller than yours, dear.

 

[Guest]

 

[bluespoke]

bluespoke:

O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us To see oursels as others see us (Robert Burns)


I admit to loving Burns shamelessly. A poet and a scot. It's like totally incomprehensible erotica. I like that stuff.

I am overwhelmed!

Recognition from the High Priestess of Lit. Thank You.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Are you kidding, LL? I wouldn't know a magnificent sig line unless it bites me on the ass.


Size distribution, baby. Size distribution.

post<---

--->post
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sig line<---
















--->sig line

Look for total effect to make a nice, pleasant chunk of text to look at.

In the Official Magnificent Sig Line Book there are no sig lines with pictures, dollies, animated .gifs, or other assorted non-words. Multiple quotes are out as well.

Criteria for magnificence:

1) Emotive.
2) Meaningful in some way that touches more than one person.
3) Properly cited.
4) No funky color schemes or dippy font things.
5) No non-words.
6) Creates an emotional connection in the reader, ie laughter, anger, fondness, errata.
7) NO ELLIPSES. People who abuse ellipses should be shot.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Thank you Georgia Girl!!!!

My thoughts exactly.

All the things which I deserve for being such a good girl are underneath your clothes.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Rambrat

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

A gorgeous blend of chic and sarcasm. It's like PC oneliner with out the gas mask!

 

[RawHumor]

In the Official Magnificent Sig Line Book there are no sig lines with pictures, dollies, animated .gifs, or other assorted non-words. Multiple quotes are out as well.

Criteria for magnificence:

7) NO ELLIPSES. People who abuse ellipses should be shot.

My current one is a direct quote from The Internet Movie Database but shoot me if you must.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Calamity Jane]

Well, damn. Mine obviously sucks. Multiple quotes, and it's longer than my average post. Gotta work on that.

Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to type without using elipses, KM? My brain functions in an eliptical manner!

 

[Rambling Rose]

I stopped creating a sig line when I discovered the majority of the people I wrote them for had turned them off!

 

[alexandraaah]

Mine is so sadly true it makes me wanna heave.

 

[bluespoke]

Mine is so sadly true it makes me wanna heave.

Never mind Alex, they won't last forever.

It just seems that way!