Magnetotron

[peedrinker21]

Munky call your stank ass out.

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Bring yo shitty poetry​

 

[Magnetron]

I don't care how badly you want it, I'm not letting you drink my urine straight from the tap let alone a cup.

 

[Magnetron]

You do intend to troll me in this thread you created for the sole purpose of trolling me ....... right?

* yawn *

 

[Que]

Sorry, that was my fault...

I simultaneously poked his Drinkz character yesterday while pointing out that Drinkz IS Peedrinker (duh)

He got confused...signed out of this id, to defend the Drinkz ID, then realized his mistake and spent an hour waiting with a 1/2 dozen responses on various threads ready to go....

He REALLY hasn't had time to show you the love he meant to.

 

[Magnetron]

So many alts, so little time in the day to play with all of them.

 

[Que]

So many alts, so little time in the day to play with all of them.

Exactly

He cuts and runs like he did to you here, and then plays the wounded victim any time anyone takes the time to point out to him his ill-manners.

As you found anyone that disagrees on any point with him is a jack-ass, an asshat, a troll...and then after he stirs it up he sniffs that he doesnt have the time for this "childishness and moves onto his next victim.

Half the time his "opponent" thinks WTF? and never gives it a second thought till he brings it up later. He's got an enemies list to rival a President.

Gotta suck, having to be his own "Plumbers" and Secret Service.

 

[Magnetron]

Well, he did ask for some shitty poetry ..... something I have an abundance of and usually for any occasion.

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Just the latest model rolling off
An assembly line of sensationalized hype
Always consumed, forever entombed by
Your own hysterical tripe

As you continue to dig a deeper hole
Fill it to the rim with what you stole
From what others have grown
You continue to pluck fruit that is ripe
While I am my own

Can't see how unnecessary it is
To be more than ordinary in this biz
Public perceptions you manipulate
With what you imitate
Whatever you can clone

You are
Out of control

While I am
The original

You are
Sensationalized hype

I remain
The Prototype

Poison the reputation of yet another
An altogether predictable story
No extent to greed as you supercede others
On your path to rock star status and glory

Do you feel any more whole?
How many identities will you steal
Before you have sold your soul?
Reaping what others have sown
In your attempts to control
While I am my own

This neverending public relations game
On stage where you have staked your claim
Reveling in the spotlight shone
Revealing what has come to be known
Your blatant lack of shame

You lose
All self control

While I am
The original

You're still
Hysterical tripe

And I remain
The Prototype

If you were to be yourself

It would be a rarity

There would be no question

Regarding your sincerity

Can't even see that you are your own worst enemy

Forever indebted to your own self serving charity

Nothing left but a caricature, a parody of yourself
And no one else

You are out of control
Full of bullshit and hysterical tripe
The latest model of sensationalized hype

I am my own
What you tried and failed to clone
Deep inside, what you've feared, what you've always known

Forever the Prototype

 

[Que]

Golf clap.

I liked the LENGTH of the piece best.

It'll tie him up an hour trying to see if anything was aimed at him.

Then another hour trying to decide how to reply since he is "unaware" that his alter-ego has had words with you.

 

[Magnetron]

Don't yawl be hatin on that primate in
The G to the B ending in the double E
Cuz you see, there just happens to be
More than one Munky than meets the eye
High up in the nanner tree
Low on the evolutionary scale
Grand epitome of an epic fail
One lacking in luster
A second full of bluster
Third couldn't pass the muster
While the fourth thinks that what he drinks
Is sexier than ape piss
Munky, Sock Munky
Urine for disappointment
It only soothes sea urchin stings
When you run out of cortizone ointment
Munky, Sock Munky
Dontcha think this tastes a little spunky?
Well, it should cuz I still had a bit of wood
After spanking the monkey this morning
When I filled up your cup

Wazzzzzzzzup

 

[Que]

I think it's funny that he has to pretend he doesn't know who you are, or that he started a big feud with you.

So many keyboard wars so much time on our hands...

 

[drinkz]

.....

 

[Que]

^ man is he easy to bait!

funny how he pretends he doesn't check my post history every five minutes...

I have his on speed -dial...

SAYING he is disinterested is very important to him, but he just can't help his ACTIONS

And NO, its the DrinkzMunkyPee thread. YOU started it, remember?

Nice of you to finally saunter in....

Now you can pretend you are just here to establish the oh-so-obvious link between me and Peedrinker21.

Remember what we talked about regarding authors voice? Not me.

Even dumber than trying to associate it with LusterMunky.

 

[Que]

Come out, Come out, wherever you are DrinkzMunkyPee....

 

[Que]

Come on, Drinkz...you have TWO of your clever little feuds at the top of the general board and you got nothing to say for yourself?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'll vouch for Magnetron. We go way back.

 

[drinkz]

........

 

[Que]

Don't go way back, but I'll put him against Query any day.

She means you (DrinkzMunkyPee) of two month ill-repute vs Magnetron.

Do you even remember what your feud was about? It was important enough for you to start an entire thread about.

Are you schizophrenic? You are clearly on the side of your alt Peedrinker21 feud against Lustermunky, but you are against your alt Peedrinker21 in your feud with Magnetron?

How about listing some of your favorite qualities in your good friend Magnetron?

Get some index cards and jot down some notes about these characters you create.

 

[drinkz]

If Query tried as hard in real life as he does at trolling, his marriage wouldn't be a failure.

 

[cjh]

This thread needs more werecat.

 

[Que]

This thread needs more werecat.

~Christopher Walken Voice~

No, it needs more Corbel.

You aren't a conspiracy, DrinkzMunkyPee even if you are schizo. You gotta have at LEAST one friend before you can form a conspiracy.

You pick up that Carnegie book I recommended yet?

 

[Magnetron]

I'll vouch for Magnetron. We go way back.

At least back twenty paces before turning and firing.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

At least back twenty paces before turning and firing.

Don't feed the trolls.

 

[Garnate]

Don't feed the trolls.

But they'll starve

 

[Magnetron]

What about feeding myself?

Trolls are tasty.

 

[subdued_passion]

What about feeding myself?

Trolls are tasty.

Do you just eat the girl trolls or do you enjoy feasting on the boy trolls too?