Magic laptop

[TimDEnchanter]

A no talent hack who wants to be a writer makes a deal with the devil...

As T.S. Eliot is said to have stated, “Good writers borrow, great writers steal.” So that's Goethe, we're also nicking from the plots of The Twilight Zone, A World of His Own (S1 E36, 1960) and The Goosebumps Movie (2015).

This guy gets a magic laptop and whatever he saves to his drive comes true. He enjoys his career as a writer and somehow gets paid the really big bucks for not so much work until...

The keys start to stick and sometimes don't work. And he can't just take the laptop to any old computer store for repair...

He has to be careful, because whatever he saves comes true...

He meant to write "I had time on my hands", but it came out "tim on my hands". Who is Tim...

Then some dude just shows up and ejaculates on him... The author throws up his hands to block his face... Tim... All over his hands.

He meant to write "It was another first", but it came out "another fist"... Oh no...

 

[Devinter]

A no talent hack who wants to be a writer makes a deal with the devil...

@NoTalentHack - I think he just called you out, mate.

 

[Rob_Royale]

How about an old Underwood typewriter? It would simplify the idea. A young woman has inherited her late grandfather's belongings. They were close and both of them were writers, so all his unsubmitted manuscripts and his typewriter he left to her.

In the typewriter is a message from Grandpa that says, "Be careful what you wish for." So she's in a horny mood one afternoon, watching her strapping young neighbor's son mow their lawn. When suddenly the mower stops and the young man disappears from view. There's a knock at the door.

She looks down at the typewriter and realizes she's typed, "I wish he was between my legs right now."

Yes, it's very "Monkey's Paw" but imagine what mischief a smart young person could create with such a thing.