MaggieH!!! MaggieH for sale!!!

[Nora]

Ok, Maggie. Tell the boys and/or girls what yer lookin' for, and we'll see if we can separate the wheat from the chaff.

 

[MaggieH]

Let's see....I'm pretty easy to please. Sweet, funny and honest will do it...

 

[Nora]

And you think that's gonna be EASY around here??

Ok, age? preferences? male or female?

 

[MaggieH]

And you think that's gonna be EASY around here??

Ok, age? preferences? male or female?

Male, please.

I'm 41, but no strong preferences in terms of age.

Hockey fans definitely get bonus points.

 

[Freya]

K, let me get this straight. You want a male right, not a man? Cuz I think the 2nd is a fairy tale spun by old women.

 

[Nora]

We gots some hockey fans around these here parts...

hrmm

You like sheep? I think Saint Petey might fit your bill to a T.

 

[Saint Peter]

Im in love.

 

[MaggieH]

We gots some hockey fans around these here parts...

hrmm

You like sheep? I think Saint Petey might fit your bill to a T.

ummmm....sheep?....now you're making me nervous...

 

[Nora]

See? He already loves ewe! I mean...you! *smiles*

And I can vouch that he's extremely funny. Honest? Gf, you're asking too much from me to say that ANY man is honest, but overall I give him good marks.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Maggie is a sweetie

Someone should snatch her up fast, if they are smart.

 

[Saint Peter]

ummmm....sheep?....now you're making me nervous...

Dont listen to Nora. She always forgets when she is should sugar coat stuff.

 

[islandman]

Male
29
Rangers fan
Blue Jackets hater
She already wants me for my nuts.


And she immediately makes the whichever guy she's with one of the luckiest men on the planet. And she's got a good heart.

 

[MaggieH]

K, let me get this straight. You want a male right, not a man? Cuz I think the 2nd is a fairy tale spun by old women.

*pffffffffffft* well, there went my last bit of hope... okeydoke, a male will do

 

[MaggieH]

Male
29
Rangers fan
Blue Jackets hater
She already wants me for my nuts.


And she immediately makes the whichever guy she's with one of the luckiest men on the planet. And she's got a good heart.

awwwww....don't make me show my mushy side *sniffle*

 

[Freya]

*pffffffffffft* well, there went my last bit of hope... okeydoke, a male will do

Well there's lots of those around here, and some dandy cute ones too.

 

[MaggieH]

Dont listen to Nora. She always forgets when she is should sugar coat stuff.

*grins*

 

[Nora]

Dont listen to Nora. She always forgets when she is should sugar coat stuff.

*smooch*

SaintPetey's a rockin' babe, too. (even though I don't sugar coat)

Bluesboy's taken, alas...

Islandman...hm. Interesting. He definitely knows how to sweet talk, but can he put his money where his mouth is?

 

[MaggieH]

Well there's lots of those around here, and some dandy cute ones too.

nothing wrong with cute, but it's not the most important thing...

 

[islandman]

Islandman...hm. Interesting. He definitely knows how to sweet talk, but can he put his money where his mouth is?

I can't. She knows why.

 

[Nora]

See gents? The girl's got a head on her shoulders!

Maggie? You're getting good applicants. Perhaps we need tougher criteria?

Ok, menfolk. Let's say you're the lucky winner of Maggie's cyber-attentions and *pretend* she asked you to put a quote in your sigline just for her. What would you put?

 

[Eumenides]

Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match,
find me a find, catch me a catch,
matchmaker matchmaker look through your book
and make me a perfect match
Matchmaker amtchmaker, I'll bring the veil,
you bring the groom, slender and pale.
Bring me a ring for I'm longing to be the envy of all I see
for papa make him a scholar
for mama make him rich as a king
for me well I wouldn't holler if he were as handsome as anything
matchmaker matchmaker make me a match
find me a find catch me a catch
night after night in the dark i'm alone
so find me a match of my own

Spoken:
Since when are you interested in a match Chava?
I thought you only had your eve on your books!
And you have your eye on the rabbi's son!
Why not? we only have one rabbi, and he only has one son.
Wh shouldn't I want the best?
Because you're a girl form a poor family, so whatever
Yente brings you'll take, Right? Of course right.

Hodel oh Hodel have I got a match for you!
He's handsome he's young alright he's 62
but he's a nice man a good catch, true? True.
I promise you'll be happy, and even if you're not
there's more to life than that, don't ask me what.
Chava I've found him you'll be a lucky bride,
he's handsome he's tall that is from side to side
but hes a nice man a good catch right? Right.
you've heard about his temper, he'll beat you every night
but only when he's sober, so you're alright.
Did you think you'd get a prince well I'd do the best I can
with no money no dowry no family background,
Be glad you've got a man!!!
Matchmaker matchmaker you know that i'm
still vwery young please take your time
up to this minute I've misunderstood
that I could get stuck for good
dear Yente see that he's gentle remember you were also a bride
it's no that I'm sentimental it's just that I'm terified
Matchmaker matchmaker plan me no plans
I'm in no rush mabe I've learned
playing with matches a girl can get burned
so bring me no ring groom me no groom
find me no find catch me no catch
unless he's a matchless match!

 

[MaggieH]

Yep, I do.

But you make a great buddy *hugs*

even if you growl at me pre-emptively

 

[Freya]

nothing wrong with cute, but it's not the most important thing...

I meant cute in an all around kinda way for these guys.

 

[MaggieH]

See gents? The girl's got a head on her shoulders!

Maggie? You're getting good applicants. Perhaps we need tougher criteria?

Ok, menfolk. Let's say you're the lucky winner of Maggie's cyber-attentions and *pretend* she asked you to put a quote in your sigline just for her. What would you put?

oooh...this should be interesting...

 

[MaggieH]

I meant cute in an all around kinda way for these guys.

Well, I could use some all-around-kinda-cute...