Magazine Telemarketers

Aquila

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MY fucking god..

How many fucking companies sell magazine subscriptions, do these people get off on passing my name and phone number around to each other? In their little monkey circle jerks are they sitting there going

OO OOOOOO OOO GEORGE OOO his 000p00 hone 000000 number is 00000 ******* 0000000000 00000

FUCKERS! they've been calling EVERY single fucking day for the past 2 weeks.

Grrrrrrrrrrr

[Edited because in my typing frenzy I actually put my phone number on a public post. ]
 
Aquila said:
MY fucking god..

How many fucking companies sell magazine subscriptions, do these people get off on passing my name and phone number around to each other? In their little monkey circle jerks are they sitting there going

OO OOOOOO OOO GEORGE OOO his 000p00 hone 000000 number is 00000 ******* 0000000000 00000

FUCKERS! they've been calling EVERY single fucking day for the past 2 weeks.

Grrrrrrrrrrr

[Edited because in my typing frenzy I actually put my phone number on a public post. ]

I pay them to call you instead of me. It seems to be working well so far. I haven't gotten a magazine call yet.......
 
Re: Re: Magazine Telemarketers

RosevilleCAguy said:
I pay them to call you instead of me. It seems to be working well so far. I haven't gotten a magazine call yet.......

May you rot in hell, covered from head to toe in writing magots, while imps slowly peel your skin away through the writing mass of magots. and may leaches forever consume your testicles.
for doing that.
 
Indigo.Rose said:
re post that fone number

-snicker

i promise ill only breathe heavy in your ear after ive tried to sell you a magazine subscription.

shit PM me yours first...
 
Re: Re: Re: Magazine Telemarketers

Aquila said:
May you rot in hell, covered from head to toe in writing magots, while imps slowly peel your skin away through the writing mass of magots. and may leaches forever consume your testicles.
for doing that.

Wait. We have a continuity defect here. If I am covered from thead to toe with maggots, that precludes the leeches. On the other hand, if we have the leeches, that precludes the head to toe maggots.

I have just written a check to the guys who sell timeshare condos over the phone. I think you should expect an increase in your phone traffic.
 
Now's probably not a good time to ask you all to buy the magazines we have to sell for daughter #1's girl scout troup.
 
Soblue said:
Now's probably not a good time to ask you all to buy the magazines we have to sell for daughter #1's girl scout troup.

Go for it. Im sure he'll take it well. Call him first though.
 
Soblue said:
Now's probably not a good time to ask you all to buy the magazines we have to sell for daughter #1's girl scout troup.

Only if I get to cop a feel on you.
 
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