Mad Libs!!

[Machiavellix]

I'm sure everyone remembers these. If not, your rock must have been very comfortable to live under.

Here's how it'll work. I'll do a line, and leave one word up to the next person. After giving me my word, they'll then start the next line to the story, and so on and so forth.

There once was a man named Bob, who hated his life as a/an *occupation.

 

[Machiavellix]

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[Jail]

I'm sure everyone remembers these. If not, your rock must have been very comfortable to live under.

Here's how it'll work. I'll do a line, and leave one word up to the next person. After giving me my word, they'll then start the next line to the story, and so on and so forth.

There once was a man named Bob, who hated his life as a/an *occupation.

knob

His life was so _________

 

[Machiavellix]

knob

His life was so _________

shitty

The only thing his wife would call him was negative name.

(You have to add in the space what your looking for to fill in the blank. i.e. noun, adjective, you know?)

 

[Jail]

shitty

The only thing his wife would call him was negative name.

(You have to add in the space what your looking for to fill in the blank. i.e. noun, adjective, you know?)

(ok ok, quit yelling)

Pity

So he returned by saying she was a *noun*

 

[Machiavellix]

(ok ok, quit yelling)

Pity

So he returned by saying she was a *noun*

horrendous slut

As the days went by, outside of a loud sound, the only thing that could be heard was slamming doors.

(I have to yell, or else if I whisper into your ear I might want to suck your earlobe)

 

[Jail]

horrendous slut

As the days went by, outside of a loud sound, the only thing that could be heard was slamming doors.

(I have to yell, or else if I whisper into your ear I might want to suck your earlobe)

SIGH

Tried as they could, it was never any *verb*

(tease)

 

[Machiavellix]

SIGH

Tried as they could, it was never any *verb*

(tease)

walk-in-the-park

Especially the day that female name came into their lives.

(I try )

 

[Jail]

walk-in-the-park

Especially the day that female name came into their lives.

(I try )

hussy

his wife had a *noun* of her own

 

[Machiavellix]

hussy

his wife had a *noun* of her own

cabana boy

They were known to have sex at least number times a day.

 

[Jail]

cabana boy

They were known to have sex at least number times a day.

ate erm............8

She loved how he *verb*

 

[Machiavellix]

ate erm............8

She loved how he *verb*

rubbed her the right way

He even satisfied her odd cravings for verb.

 

[Jail]

rubbed her the right way

He even satisfied her odd cravings for verb.

titty play


Her husband couldnt *verb* to what the cabana boy could do

 

[Machiavellix]

titty play


Her husband couldnt *verb* to what the cabana boy could do

(finally made it )

compare

To relieve his anger, Bob would go to *noun*. It wasn't pretty, but it did the trick.

 

[Jail]

(finally made it )

compare

To relieve his anger, Bob would go to *noun*. It wasn't pretty, but it did the trick.

the grocery store


He loved walking through the produce department. He found relief from *verb* the melons

 

[Machiavellix]

the grocery store


He loved walking through the produce department. He found relief from *verb* the melons

fondling

He often imagined he was fondling *female name*'s tits, at the local strip joint.

 

[Jail]

fondling

He often imagined he was fondling *female name*'s tits, at the local strip joint.

Jail

The way her boobs swayed when she jiggled those "adjective" puppies, was enough to make him *verb*