LynetteLovett
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Lynette...all this talk...is getting me a little hot and bothered.
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Lynette...all this talk...is getting me a little hot and bothered.
Lynette...all this talk...is getting me a little hot and bothered.

Poor baby.
So why are you still hanging around here? Go jump her bones.
Well...I'm in St. Augustine and she's in Orlando
Well...I'm in St. Augustine and she's in Orlando
So meet in the middle.
Yeah I know, that's the plan already.
I haven't been down that way in a while and i was trying to remember how far apart those two cities are. Not all that far as I remember.
It would be sexier and trashier with a whiskey bottle dangling from one hand.
And Tex....you're a rascal. Ask Lynette about her facial expressions when she gets behind me. They probably look pretty similar to the leopard's.![]()

Welcome to our zany, eccentric, eclectic ensemble of narcissistic lunatics who use purple prose for welcoming newbies.
But seriously, have a good time and have fun. Also, you should be aware that new members are required by Literotica law to put pictures of themselves sans clothes on their first threads. I await yours.![]()
There's been a few here who have seen pics of my "assets"
I'm not as young as you, but I'm a long way from the "ewww!" stage.

On their first threads? I'm going to remember that and use it as the reason I have yet to post any!
Many congratulations on the engagement, Trinique and Lynette. And welcome to the Madhouse, Lynette.
A welcomefor the little newbie from the good little witch.
thanksWell...I'm in St. Augustine and she's in Orlando
Um....Well then. I've seen this before but my reaction never changes.
Morning.
Someone refresh my memory: how many posts does one need before they can put up an avatar?
100 posts for avatar. 1000 for custom title? Or does that come with avatar? It's been so long, I forgot...
I think 500 is for something.
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