Lusty Confessions!

[jazzyjerkoff]

Alright I am tired of nothing good happening on these boards. Everyone who comes in here has a secret or something they want to get off their chest in regards to sex or fetish. Whatever that is you should let it be known now. Things you have done that you were not proud of or things you are secretly very pleased about just say them. If you are too scared to use your nearly anonymous identity on here make an anonymous one and submit something. I want this to be a bunch of sexy confessions. Lord knows I have tons so I will start with one and add more as more people add theirs.

I am always feeling turned on (hence I am on this site). I have one brother and he is younger than me. He brings his friends over all the time and I really like the way that they look at me. I very much like to dress in tight clothes and skirts when they come over and hang around in the rooms they are playing in. (usually the basement with games or the living room or outside) I am always bending over and being flirty and slutty and I love the attention. They are only 2 or 3 years younger than me and whenever my brother goes a way for a bit they tend to try to hit on me. I act really sexual toward them and ask them how to play the games they are playing and stuff so I can flirt with them in more contact. I know it sounds fucked up but its not even the worst part. He has a friend named Matt that on more than one occasion I have given head or hand too. He is really hot and I would be willing to fuck him if we ever got real time alone. I know its fucked up but I fucking love the risk.

 

[ravegirl]

 

[firespin]

So if you're 19, they're 16 and 17.

I don't think that's the sort of confession we're looking for here.

 

[jazzyjerkoff]

So if you're 19, they're 16 and 17.

I don't think that's the sort of confession we're looking for here.

this one was 18 so im safe

 

[bronzeage]

I once put my cock in the pickle slicer at Burger King.

She was on break and I fucked her behind the dumpster.

 

[Peregrinator]

Why is it that half the time when a n00b shows up and claims to be a hot young chick and in MA, it always turns out to be like a forty year old guy?

 

[kodos9000]

.......

 

[bronzeage]

Why is it that half the time when a n00b shows up and claims to be a hot young chick and in MA, it always turns out to be like a forty year old guy?

That's the age when most single guys realize its never going to happen.

 

[Peregrinator]

That's the age when most single guys realize its never going to happen.

They have the wrong partner.

 

[bronzeage]

They have the wrong partner.

If they have one at all.

They get optimistic and head to one of their old haunts and the women are all 15 years younger than them. Then they come here and pretend to be one of them.

 

[Peregrinator]

If they have one at all.

They get optimistic and head to one of their old haunts and the women are all 15 years younger than them. Then they come here and pretend to be one of them.

I was sort of hoping that this one really was a horny young slut and in MA. I have nothing to do next week.

 

[Loring2]

Wow

I once put my cock in the pickle slicer at Burger King.

She was on break and I fucked her behind the dumpster.

That's an LSU joke right?

 

[bronzeage]

I was sort of hoping that this one really was a horny young slut and in MA. I have nothing to do next week.

Simple enough. Find the hottest girl at Starbucks, who is sitting alone. Go up to her and say, "Hi. I'm Perg. Are you Julie?"

Don't say another word. She will look at you for a moment and reply,

'Uh, yeah. That's me."

That's an LSU joke right?

It's a generic joke. It could apply to any SEC school.

 

[Peregrinator]

Simple enough. Find the hottest girl at Starbucks, who is sitting alone. Go up to her and say, "Hi. I'm Perg. Are you Julie?"

Don't say another word. She will look at you for a moment and reply,

'Uh, yeah. That's me."



It's a generic joke. It could apply to any SEC school.

Ahahahahaahha! I should try that.

 

[blunt_trauma]

dear n00b,

this thread idea has been used a million times before. once a week some n00b posts this thread as a 'new' idea.
it's boring now.

yours,
the queen

 

[jazzyjerkoff]

most of these confessions are very bad and I am sad now.

 

[LadyAria]

What's the difference between a horse and three dead hookers?

I can't fit a horse in my trunk.

 

[redheadedtxn]

Once I laughed at a guy's penis when I was drunk. He felt offended and left.
Go figure.

 

[philosophygirl]

What's the difference between a horse and three dead hookers?

I can't fit a horse in my trunk.

That joke is so old it's got a beard.

Once I laughed at a guy's penis when I was drunk. He felt offended and left.
Go figure.

You are mean. You should waited until after they left.

 

[redheadedtxn]

You are mean. You should waited until after they left.

he was doing some helicopter move, saying 'you want it!"
I could not help mahself.

 

[hogjack]

I am always feeling turned on (hence I am on this site). I have one brother and he is younger than me. He brings his friends over all the time and I really like the way that they look at me. I very much like to dress in tight clothes and skirts when they come over and hang around in the rooms they are playing in. I am always bending over and being flirty and slutty and I love the attention. They are only 2 or 3 years younger than me and whenever my brother goes a way for a bit they tend to try to hit on me. I act really sexual toward them and ask them how to play the games they are playing and stuff so I can flirt with them in more contact. I know it sounds fucked up but its not even the worst part. He has a friend named Matt that on more than one occasion I have given head or hand too. He is really hot and I would be willing to fuck him if we ever got real time alone. I know its fucked up but I fucking love the risk.

Have you considered a career as a live-in slut?

The US Labor Department projects a 25% increase in jobs in that field over the next five years.

 

[philosophygirl]

he was doing some helicopter move, saying 'you want it!"
I could not help mahself.

oh dear god! What a dork!

 

[bronzeage]

he was doing some helicopter move, saying 'you want it!"
I could not help mahself.

When I do my helicopter move, I check the ceiling fan hanger hardware first. Once I'm started, it doesn't matter if you want it or not.

 

[redheadedtxn]

oh dear god! What a dork!

Well in his defense, he was pretty drunk also. Funny, he never asked to come "to my place" again.

When I do my helicopter move, I check the ceiling fan hanger hardware first. Once I'm started, it doesn't matter if you want it or not.

Intelligence is sexy.

 

[neci]

Have you considered a career as a live-in slut?

The US Labor Department projects a 25% increase in jobs in that field over the next five years.

for $2.95/min, hogjack provides career training. the courses come complete with a paint by number diploma. i would seriously check into it.