Lurkers- introduce yourselves.

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Indulge me.

I'm curious how many people are out there reading these threads who have never posted.

It can be daunting, especially when you read some of the piss-n-vinegar threads where we all get furious pissed and eviscerate each other.

If you've been looking for a good time to say "hi", you should do it now. Introduce yourself.

I'll go first.

Hello, I'm Miss Blue Pen. Who are you?

 

[sincerely_helene]

Hello. I am sin.

(but you can call me hel for short)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hellol, I'm Abstruse.
And I'm an alcoholic.



oops, wrong thread.

 

[Guest]

Hi. I'm Dranoel. That's Leonard spelled backwards. Private joke.

 

[doormouse]

Hi. I'm doormouse and I hump legs

 

[Just-Legal]

Hello, I'm Helen and I'm a lurker.

I live in Down Below.

Shite, wrong thread, and double shite, cause a similar joke has already been done

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

You people aren't real AH virgins! (Or the other kind either, for that matter )

I was trying to make us some new friends.

Everyone is always complaining about being intimidated or not knowing hhe to "break in" here. It was my pubic service for the day....I abused myself in the solitary vice today, and Jesus rolled his eyes at me said I had to do something for the good of mankind.

(Jesus is my friend. He watches me while I sleep. Sometimes I can hear him crawling around in teh toaster.)

Guess nobody wants to come to the frosh mixer. Shall we paddle eachother then?

mlle

 

[CharleyH]

(Jesus is my friend. He watches me while I sleep. Sometimes I can hear him crawling around in teh toaster.)

Same thing happened to me, so I called the exterminator.

 

[Cause n effect]

Hi
My name is too long, just call me CNE.
I haven't posted because I suffer from verbophobia. Typing is difficult because of my Thassophobia. I type while standing.

This is cathartic.

 

[boxofrocks]

I'm boxofrocks
and I suck cocks

(hey that rhymes)

 

[Master_Vassago]

I think I qualify as a lurker again. I haven't posted anywhere for a while until tonight.

So hi, I'm MV and I lurk. I lurk dirty and scruffy right now haven't saved in about a week. HA! At least I can make myself laugh.

 

[Black Tulip]

Hi
My name is too long, just call me CNE.
I haven't posted because I suffer from verbophobia. Typing is difficult because of my Thassophobia. I type while standing.

This is cathartic.

Hi CNE,

That was a brave thing to do! Feels good though, eh?



Oh, I am Black Tulip and I live in the wrong time zone to answer most posts right away.

 

[boxofrocks]

I think I qualify as a lurker again. I haven't posted anywhere for a while until tonight.

So hi, I'm MV and I lurk. I lurk dirty and scruffy right now haven't saved in about a week. HA! At least I can make myself laugh.

Haven't saved?

Saved what? money? nail clippings?

Fuck I crack myself up hehehe

 

[cantdog]

Fräulein von der blaue Feder is a genius.

This is wonderful. Welcome, Amanda! "Worthy of being loved," I think, that one means. Ducky idea, this thread. May Jesus put more silly ideas in Mlle's head!

 

[boxofrocks]

Hi,

I'm Amanda and this is my first post. I've been lurking for about a year or so. I've been meaning to post, but just never pulled the trigger. I really like reading the stuff in this forum, especially the tips on writing.

Thanks for the opportunity,

Welcome aboard Amanda.

Do you have any stories listed?

 

[ferociouskittycat]

Seeing as this nick is still a virgin, do I qualify?

ferociouskittycat curls up in the corner licking herself (what? it's what cats do)

 

[TheWriter]

You know, I think I saw a thread with this exact same subject last year at some point.

I also think that I have been here at Lit. longer than any of you, but I can't be quite sure.

Hello, I am The Writer, perfectly anonymous, and not really living up to the reputation I tried to make for myself with that name. I haven't posted on the boards much because I usually find that someone has already said exactly what I would have.

I don't usually speak until spoken to, hence the (relatively) low number of posts.

 

[stray_girl]

Seeing as this nick is still a virgin, do I qualify?

ferociouskittycat curls up in the corner licking herself (what? it's what cats do)

I think you should qualify, because if you do, then I do.

 

[trendyredhead]

i've been lurking for over a year, but have been posting in the past few days. Just felt like being more social, i guess.

there's a link to my writings in my sig line, should you feel so inclined to read a little smut today.



trendyredhead

 

[Alacrity Fitzhugh]

Indulge me.

I'm curious how many people are out there reading these threads who have never posted.

It can be daunting, especially when you read some of the piss-n-vinegar threads where we all get furious pissed and eviscerate each other.

If you've been looking for a good time to say "hi", you should do it now. Introduce yourself.

I'll go first.

Hello, I'm Miss Blue Pen. Who are you?

WHO WOKE ME UP

Oh hi Miss Blue Pen, can I call you that? When I try to say your other name it comes out splattergarblebabblefrenchfry or something and spit flies and I sprain my tongue.

I am an EXPERIENCED lurker, I have been doing it about for over a year. I signed up a couple weeks ago when my E.S.P. kicked in and said someone may be calling on me. Hello.

Actually I was wanting to do some troll-bashing with you guys but I chickened out because trolls are ugly and mean and usually carry big clubs to hit people on the head with.

I know you and some of the other people from your posts which I often read, as I lurk in the shadows, and sometimes agree and sometimes don't, but when I start to post I never quite get up the nerve. I mean you guys are professional posters, I have seen some of the do's and don'ts of posting but I know there are like clubs where you might be welcome and other like clubs where you will be bashed, smashed, and made fun of as a virgin.

So if you are really interested in my views ask away.
Bye, Alacrity Fitzhugh, out of the closet but not gay.

 

[Black Tulip]

Don't be afraid.


I had been lurking for maybe a month before I signed up and nobody bashed me, not because I was a newbie or for any other reason either.

Well. apart from an occasional troll, but together we're strong. LOL

 

[doormouse]

Re: Re: Lurkers- introduce yourselves.

WHO WOKE ME UP

Oh hi Miss Blue Pen, can I call you that? When I try to say your other name it comes out splattergarblebabblefrenchfry or something and spit flies and I sprain my tongue.

.

LOL

Well, I'm off to read a few of the new posters stories...

 

[Alacrity Fitzhugh]

Don't be afraid.


I had been lurking for maybe a month before I signed up and nobody bashed me, not because I was a newbie or for any other reason either.

Well. apart from an occasional troll, but together we're strong. LOL

Thanks for being nice Black Tulip. Not to change the subject but if you are in a different time zone how did you read what I said? Or did you read it hours before I wrote it?

See how your being nice has already given me the nerve to throw my brains, or is it humour, or is it stupidity, onto this page.

I think I might go a posting, where's a good troll bashing thread?

 

[Black Tulip]

Thanks for being nice Black Tulip. Not to change the subject but if you are in a different time zone how did you read what I said? Or did you read it hours before I wrote it?

Wise guy huh?

See how your being nice has already given me the nerve to throw my brains, or is it humour, or is it stupidity, onto this page.

I think I might go a posting, where's a good troll bashing thread?

Some advice before troll bashing, this way --->The power of hate. A musing about trolls.

Have fun.

 

[boxofrocks]

Offers drinks to all the newbies