Lst3k?

[Darkniciad]

I'm probably going to press forward with this, even if nobody volonteers for a full-time gig riffing with me. I'm likely to build it up into a website, with "live" drafts and a place for people to add their own comments, even if they don't want to give the story a full treatment.

You never know when or where that perfect gem is going to emerge that really gets the funnies up and running

I was sitting around thinking about a comment either here or in the AH thread pointing here where somebody suggested sending emails to the authors of stories that looked to be riff worthy. I had this vision of an email pop into my head.

Dear XXXX,

I was browsing Literotica today and came across your story. I have series going where I take truly cheezy erotica and make fun of it. Care to donate your story to a worthy cause?

Somehow, I don't think that's going to win friends http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i296/Darkniciad/lmao.gif

My hope is that, once one or two go up on Lit, that people will volonteer a few things after laughing through one of the finished ones. I have some really old junk floating around on my own HD that has some potential, and it will probably see the light of day in satire if I can pick up a ripper or two. Hard to rip your own work, unless somebody is standing there beside you taking the lead. Once somebody starts me walking down the road, I can tear my own stuff a new orifice pretty well *laugh*

 

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I'm probably going to press forward with this, even if nobody volonteers for a full-time gig riffing with me. I'm likely to build it up into a website, with "live" drafts and a place for people to add their own comments, even if they don't want to give the story a full treatment.

You never know when or where that perfect gem is going to emerge that really gets the funnies up and running


My hope is that, once one or two go up on Lit, that people will volonteer a few things after laughing through one of the finished ones.

Wow, that site could become the literary equivalent of the Museum of Bad Art.

 

[Darkniciad]

Wow, that site could become the literary equivalent of the Museum of Bad Art.

I'll just have to hunt up someplace that has free hosting with PHP. I could even leave the stories up once finished for people to add quips too then. Still working out how to pull that off best in my head, though.

For now, I need to get my muse ( and my evil streak ) back in gear and get back to work. I've got too many things sitting idle while RL plays pain in the arse *laugh* I really want to get at least this first one finished and posted, even if it is just with my commentary.

Think I'll probably go with an Alt, so that all of them can be posted under one screen name, regardless of who is heading the riff on any tale. LST3K is the likely alt name if I do that. Easy to recognize, and would only have these parodies.

'Nuff rambling ( I tend to do that )

 

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I'm short on time right now, but let me try a couple quick ones. A lot of the best bits in MST3K were nerdy references...

I remember this story because it includes one of my favorite little sluts, Trish the Dish on her second outing. This tale isn't about her though, it is about her father. Poor, unfortunate, sex starved Benjamin Paul Royson. There is a man that I have always pitied. No man ever deserves to be put through a life nearly devoid of sex. I guess I could commend him on his strength. Most men wouldn't have had the will power to remain true to his vows but he only broke his vows twice in twenty-two years of marriage, both on the same day.

He forgot to say "Submitted for your approval".

"It's so yummy."

That was too much for Benjamin to take. Twenty years without sex and now this girl, his own daughter sucking his cock. She felt him pulse, just like the tentacle the night before.

Patricia opened her mouth as her fingers continued to speed up and down his shaft while cum blasted her face and his shirt. A deliciously decadent grin pursed her lips as she leaned closer coaxing the last stubborn drops of his cum onto her tongue and sat up.

To Serve Man really is a cookbook!

I enjoy this story because Trish the Dish is one of my favorite humans to talk about. There aren't a lot of girls who go from virgins to seducing their own father's within a twenty-four hour period but she did it. Her father is worthy of mention only because he is the father of Trish, otherwise his situation is less than unique.

It is in fact all too common...In the Eyeblight Zone.

 

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Bummer

Looks like I killed this thread.

 

[AchtungNight]

I happily volunteer all my stories for your plan, Darkinclad. They are all cheesy, satirical, and pretty bad from a certain point of view. They're also about celebrities, so you can use that however you choose. I think they may be a good fit.

Please note- the stories are good in many ways despite any cheesy feeling you get while perusing them. Please, readers, don't judge them unfairly based on anyone's ripping into them. Remember- all writing should be done from the heart and can be critiqued!

 

[Darkniciad]

I actually just submitted the story I was working on in this thread. I added a few more comments, held my breath, and hit the submit button. We'll see whether it will pass muster with the editors of Lit, and then how it will do out in the wilds.

I'm just hoping I haven't broken my H streak with this one. Even with a 1 bombing troll attacking me three stories at a time for the last several days ( some swept, thankfully ) I've still got those precious little Hs.

We'll see what happens in a few days, I suppose.

If this one takes off, I'll take a look at yours AchtungNight. It's a lot easier with something really rough though, because bad editing can be half the fun

( I still can't think about that Accept Halloween! comment in the story I just finished without laughing. It is so perfect. )

Anything I spoof will be submitted to the original author before it gets sent to Lit. I don't want to put anything out there that is going to hurt the original author's feelings too badly. If I'm a little too biting, and it bothers the author, I'll either tone down/remove offending quips, or scrap the story entirely if losing those quips is just something I can't do.

I want people to be able to laugh, and that includes the author being spoofed.

I cut a lot of quips out of this one, or toned them down, even before putting up what is in this thread, because I have a rather hard edge toward organized religion, and Sean's story left me a lot of openings to get evil on that subject *laugh* They were funny, some of them painfully so, but the edge was just a bit too sharp, and thus the quips went the way of the dinosaurs.

We'll see in a few days whether this little idea will go any farther.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Wow aren't you the cocky one. Crying over the loss of an H, you know some of us are happy when we get those damned things in the first place!

Besides sometimes you lose the H because you did something controversial, not an issue. Right now I'm striving to get me one of those nifty E's, those never go away. That's what I want.

If I think of any other stories that you should tear apart of mine I'll send it in, that was hilarious and I completely hold no hard feelings about it. It was a long time ago and I've grown as an author since then (Besides I've always enjoyed a good roast)

Make sure you give me a heads up when it actually drops so I can bless it with a 5. And c'mon the Lit editors only drop your story if it is WAY WAY over the top or just unreadably bad. I've personally only been turned down twice and both times I was really just trying to see what I could get away with.

 

[Darkniciad]

Wow aren't you the cocky one. Crying over the loss of an H, you know some of us are happy when we get those damned things in the first place!

Besides sometimes you lose the H because you did something controversial, not an issue. Right now I'm striving to get me one of those nifty E's, those never go away. That's what I want.

If I think of any other stories that you should tear apart of mine I'll send it in, that was hilarious and I completely hold no hard feelings about it. It was a long time ago and I've grown as an author since then (Besides I've always enjoyed a good roast)

Make sure you give me a heads up when it actually drops so I can bless it with a 5. And c'mon the Lit editors only drop your story if it is WAY WAY over the top or just unreadably bad. I've personally only been turned down twice and both times I was really just trying to see what I could get away with.

The thing I'm most concerned about is whether the format will be acceptable. After all, it is a story that has been posted before, just with some comments added. We'll see what they think. If that's the case, I'll have to go with unpublished work. I have quite a bit laying around on my hard drive, but I'd rather have some from others. I probably won't claim anything of mine that I roast *laugh* It is bad, cliche', the whole works.

The second concern is whether it's too close to MST for comfort. I'm treading a fine line, and I may have stepped over the bounds, never know.

I made sure to plug your stories in the intro and outro when I submitted Sean, and thanks for letting me tear it apart. It really should have been a link to the original story and your submission list, but alas such can't be done. Did the best I could by listing the exact name of the original story and your author name. People should find you that way =)

An E is a sure way to lose an H *laugh* The trolls love to trash those into oblivion. I highly doubt I'll ever obtain that honor, or a W. The only reason I've kept my Hs, most likely, is that I write in a niche cat, write long stories that cause back-clicks when they see the page list at the bottom, and I've developed a small but very loyal following that attacks me with five bombs every time I post something new ( not that I'm complaining about that! )

I couldn't resist putting in the Turn down your lights ( where applicable ) in the intro. Now I just need a couple of wise-cracking robots constructed from sex toys and I'll be all set!

 

[Darkniciad]

Well, it's out

http://english.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=269692

 

[Darkniciad]

Just a little bump to note I've built up a website for the LST3K stories.

LST3K Info Site

Information about donating stories, joining the team, and more can be found there.

The next LST3K should be ready to go soon. FallingToFly lent her rapier sharp wit to this one, so I'm not the only one tearing it apart.

Note: Website not appropriate for children, clergy, or the faint-hearted.

 

[Sean Renaud]

You know what the definition of irony is? Guess which of my stories was chosen to be published in an incest magazine?

 

[Darkniciad]

You know what the definition of irony is? Guess which of my stories was chosen to be published in an incest magazine?

Edited a bit, I assume? *laugh*

I submitted an edit with your submission page linked in the Author's Notes of the first LST3K too Sean. I found out from another author that Literotica links were fine to drop into the author notes, and you certainly deserve a link-back for being such a good sport

The new version should come up in a day or so.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Yeah edited, but not as heavily as one would expect. Really they mostly just took out the parantheses, added some puncuation and called it a day.

 

[Darkniciad]

Yeah edited, but not as heavily as one would expect. Really they mostly just took out the parantheses, added some puncuation and called it a day.

That was really all that was wrong with it ( other than a few word transpositions and such. That Accept/Except one provided the absolute best joke in the entire spoof LMAO )

Nearly all the humor sprang from incorrectly used or missing punctuation giving the words a far different meaning that what was actually in your head when you typed them, when viewed through evil eyes *laugh*

 

[Sean Renaud]

Oh no doubt, I just feel that I have written things so much better that it shocked me that when some porn mag decided to troll the site and pick stuff I was flattered they chose my work. Then they chose that story and I was befuddled.