Surpriseme88
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Anybody fucked a LP I'm dying to know how it is, if your a LP in central Florida get in touch with me are they as much fun as they look?
LP I need to experience one
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What is an LP?
Lol that's funny, and I'm glad someone else asked what an LP is.
All i could think of was an LP being a Long Playing record - and my gosh that shows my age.
If it's a little person, yes I'm guilty but I'm not sure if i would call it fun. Although there was a funny aspect to it. He had the hair comb over going on, and to my combined horror and amusement, after his shower, he combed his hair into place then put a hat on to keep it in place.Then climbed into bed - a bit of a passion killer for sure.
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All i could think of was an LP being a Long Playing record - and my gosh that shows my age.
If it's a little person, yes I'm guilty but I'm not sure if i would call it fun. Although there was a funny aspect to it. He had the hair comb over going on, and to my combined horror and amusement, after his shower, he combed his hair into place then put a hat on to keep it in place.Then climbed into bed - a bit of a passion killer for sure.
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Lol.... I don't ever say much... but that made me laugh and smile... TY... I needed that.
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Theres lots of free porntubes on the net,and a lot have a miget category.I think Brigitte the miget is about one of the hottest,& I got a dvd with about 8 different categories on it,one was the midgets,& shes beautifully hot,Pornmovie sales places can hook you up with midget movies,use the imagination n stroke to the movie,a lot safer.Lots of em in real life theres a midget category at cucumbertube.com
Some midgets are looking for sex offenders,wanna register with your local police dept?.Locally,I heard they were running a cathouse,& Ive seen 20 or so ride the schoolbusses,most male,they pose as kids to wives,girlfriends,sometimes letting parttime prostitutes do the job..
No,never did a midget.Theres a lot of midget /dwarf detectives ,working the schools.My mom substituted for one ,playing the part of his mother,I was told.Ma also said they do stakeouts ,playing like kids in the street,as well as looking for shoplifters,posing as shopping with the family...
A anecdotal story I have is going to a local baptist church 22 yrs back as a newbie,I asked where the sunday school class was,& went to where I was directed.A midget girl was there,so I excused myself n promptly exited ,as we were the only ones in the room,tho it may have had a concealed cam..I believe it was a set up,& she was there as bait posing as a 12 yr old apx.,& they were interested in what my reaction was going to be.The minister was some kind of plainclothes as well.I saw a couple males posing as kids in the back pew,the few mo I attended there.
As far as small genitalia sizes,some may be small in the midget world,as well as average regular sizedwomenbeing small/vagina sized,I watched a english documentary on regular women with small vaginas that had sm,med ,& large dilators prescribed to them,where they had to stretch their vaginas every day cause they were abnormally small,tho the women were full sized women.
I might also mention my ex wife had a uncle that was a Lt,in the police Dept my ma worked at,he did the baptist minister thing where they bussed kids in from all over the city in his ministry.They like to funnel some prostitution money into that kind of thing in extension of youth ministries,the same way.Catholic on ma s side ,baptist on dads side...anyways my ex was aout 115 lb& 5 ft 4 ,English ethniclly ,baptist,a 2 yr old she already had when we met/...I was about 195 & 6 ft 3,so I guess it kinda looked that way,she was 6 mo younger,asked me if I wanted to live with her before we got married 7 mo later/
Some midgets are looking for sex offenders,wanna register with your local police dept?.Locally,I heard they were running a cathouse,& Ive seen 20 or so ride the schoolbusses,most male,they pose as kids to wives,girlfriends,sometimes letting parttime prostitutes do the job..
No,never did a midget.Theres a lot of midget /dwarf detectives ,working the schools.My mom substituted for one ,playing the part of his mother,I was told.Ma also said they do stakeouts ,playing like kids in the street,as well as looking for shoplifters,posing as shopping with the family...
A anecdotal story I have is going to a local baptist church 22 yrs back as a newbie,I asked where the sunday school class was,& went to where I was directed.A midget girl was there,so I excused myself n promptly exited ,as we were the only ones in the room,tho it may have had a concealed cam..I believe it was a set up,& she was there as bait posing as a 12 yr old apx.,& they were interested in what my reaction was going to be.The minister was some kind of plainclothes as well.I saw a couple males posing as kids in the back pew,the few mo I attended there.
As far as small genitalia sizes,some may be small in the midget world,as well as average regular sizedwomenbeing small/vagina sized,I watched a english documentary on regular women with small vaginas that had sm,med ,& large dilators prescribed to them,where they had to stretch their vaginas every day cause they were abnormally small,tho the women were full sized women.
I might also mention my ex wife had a uncle that was a Lt,in the police Dept my ma worked at,he did the baptist minister thing where they bussed kids in from all over the city in his ministry.They like to funnel some prostitution money into that kind of thing in extension of youth ministries,the same way.Catholic on ma s side ,baptist on dads side...anyways my ex was aout 115 lb& 5 ft 4 ,English ethniclly ,baptist,a 2 yr old she already had when we met/...I was about 195 & 6 ft 3,so I guess it kinda looked that way,she was 6 mo younger,asked me if I wanted to live with her before we got married 7 mo later/
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