LovingTongue, don't fall for it! It's a trick!

[Le Jacquelope]

See...now that just sucks. Not even imaginative.

No, KKKeebler elf fluff boy, what was unimaginative was your mother's decision not to strangle you at birth and prevent the slander to her family name that is your sorry existence.

Now here's another command. Come back later today and explain to us that invisible force field that you feel is keeping you outside San Francisco. And you better say it's one I put up to scare you away! Now run along, KKKeebler.

 

[Byron In Exile]

No, KKKeebler elf fluff boy, what was unimaginative was your mother's decision not to strangle you at birth and prevent the slander to her family name that is your sorry existence.

Now here's another command. Come back later today and explain to us that invisible force field that you feel is keeping you outside San Francisco. And you better say it's one I put up to scare you away! Now run along, KKKeebler.

Sir, this is hardly effective. You have his home address. Why are you wasting time with this idle banter? You could have posted his address five times on Usenet by now.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Sir, this is hardly effective. You have his home address. Why are you wasting time with this idle banter? You could have posted his address five times on Usenet by now.

My own counsel I keep on what I'll do with his information.

Right now I'm too busy snickering and laughing at all the 180s WARBRIDE is doing.

First it's his real address and he's mister Texas Mohler Tough Guy.

Then it's not his real address and he's just a lying double-plus coward phoney.

Make up your mind! Oh wait, neither of you have minds to make up.......

 

[Byron In Exile]

My own counsel I keep on what I'll do with his information.

Right now I'm too busy snickering and laughing at all the 180s WARBRIDE is doing.

First it's his real address and he's mister Texas Mohler Tough Guy.

Then it's not his real address and he's just a lying double-plus coward phoney.

Make up your mind! Oh wait, neither of you have minds to make up.......

You just won't see it, will you? I explained it all in the first post. You think you're laughing at him, when all he's doing is keeping you occupied so you won't post his address on Usenet. You swore never to stop until he apologized, and now you're stalling.

 

[Gusty Wind]

It this plasmaballs and goofools thread huh yayati???

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You just won't see it, will you? I explained it all in the first post. You think you're laughing at him, when all he's doing is keeping you occupied so you won't post his address on Usenet. You swore never to stop until he apologized, and now you're stalling.

I'm not stalling anything. Except to stop here and laugh at you and him and all the self-reversals you two are doing.

Now shouldn't you be out helping KKKeebler elf boy earn his keep fluffing up the neighborhood men before they start arriving for his mother's nickel blowjob special?

 

[Gusty Wind]

La la dogy thread????

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm not stalling anything. Except to stop here and laugh at you and him and all the self-reversals you two are doing.

So do you believe Warmachine's claim that the address is fake, now? You were convinced it was real before. Are you doing a reversal of your own?

You swore nothing could stop you from posting his address except an apology from him. Then, even that, you said, would have no effect:

WARBRIDE you stupid piece of shit.

Your address is being posted all over the net as a warning to people not to follow in your pathetic footsteps.

And there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Hey WARBRIDE are you tired yet of seeing your name associated with Al Qaeda, the KKK, and fake veterans benefits?

You could have put an end to this bullshit if you'd just admitted you lied when you accused me of threatening to come to your house and "teach you a lesson". But since everyone on this thread has argued that I threatened you and demanded I stop calling you on it, it's too late.

You could apologize all day long and it won't put an end to this.

Now I don't care if he apologizes. I don't care if you apologize. I'm going to smear his name for as long as he lives. He's the one who took this into real life, dude. You keep forgetting that at your convenience.

You see, I'm not forgetting things: you are.

You don't remember what you said yesterday.

You said nothing could stop you — and Warmachine stopped you, simply by claiming the address was fake. That's all he had to do, apparently, and all your endless diatribes about how nothing would ever stop you from smearing his name and address all over Usenet evaporated in a moment.

Now shouldn't you be out helping KKKeebler elf boy earn his keep fluffing up the neighborhood men before they start arriving for his mother's nickel blowjob special?

I think it's more important that I try to help you, because I think you need it more. But all I seem to be getting in return are these lame attempts at flamage. Why is it that when anyone tries to help you, you turn on them? And then you wonder why everyone is against you?

 

[just pet]

This is an important thread
May I purchase a subscription?

... better make it a prescription

 

[The Heretic]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/the.heretic/images/smilies/lol.gif LT, if this thread doesn't prove you are a moron, I don't know what could.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

So do you believe Warmachine's claim that the address is fake, now? You were convinced it was real before. Are you doing a reversal of your own?

Never in any post I made here did I say I was quitting. But I am intentionally vague just to watch you run yourself ragged on false assumptions.. such as the assumption that I'm gonna stop tormenting WARBRIDE.

At the moment I'm just enjoying the fact that WARBRIDE is doing so many 180s. First, he's mister tough guy posting his home address to prove how big and bad he is. Then his mommy spanks him and makes him post that it's a fake address and he's not so big and bad. Then it's real and I should keep on going. Tomorrow his mommy will spank him again and probably yank his internet access to boot.

But you'll always be here, trying to cover up your indignation at what I've done to poor WARBRIDE with your weak and pathetic attempts at humor. Forever sticking your nose into this conflict while repeatedly telling the world you really don't care.

Denial. It's not a river in Egypt, but you sure are swimming in it.

http://www.sca.gov.eg/chronology/nile.jpg

 

[Byron In Exile]

Never in any post I made here did I say I was quitting.

You didn't have to, after you posted this:

From: Bill Steward the WARMACHINE (bill@steward.tx)
Subject: Please disregard my previous posts!

Newsgroups: soc.veterans, us.military.army, alt.security.terrorism, soc.culture.african.american
Date: 2004-01-15 14:56:40 PST

I'm Bill Steward, and I live at ---- Preston Road, #----, Plano, TX

My mother has beaten me like a dog for posting my address online in
a flamewar with a guy I hate. I live in her basement and that's her
home address, not mine.

Please don't send her any more hate mail.
Thanks.

What a backpedaling retraction! "Disregard my previous posts," indeed. All because Warmachine told you the address was fake.

But I am intentionally vague just to watch you run yourself ragged on false assumptions.. such as the assumption that I'm gonna stop tormenting WARBRIDE.

Are you going to stop posting his address on Usenet, though? That's the real question, not whether you'll stop posting lame ineffectual flames here on Lit.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You didn't have to, after you posted this:

What's to say WARBRIDE won't spend the next month complaining about the men looking for a blowjob for a nickel?

Byron for someone who isn't all too concerned with what I'm doing, you sure are doing one hell of a big song and tap dance about me

 

[Byron In Exile]

What's to say WARBRIDE won't spend the next month complaining about the men looking for a blowjob for a nickel?

If the address is authentic, he may. But I'm wondering more what your next big gag will be. Maybe you could have a big narcotics shipment from Columbia delivered there and tip off the FBI to be there when it arrives.

Byron for someone who isn't all too concerned with what I'm doing, you sure are doing one hell of a big song and tap dance about me

That's because I don't need to be concerned to be entertained.

 

[Byron In Exile]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/the.heretic/images/smilies/lol.gif LT, if this thread doesn't prove you are a moron, I don't know what could.

Do you think anyone needs proof at this point?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

If the address is authentic, he may. But I'm wondering more what your next big gag will be. Maybe you could have a big narcotics shipment from Columbia delivered there and tip off the FBI to be there when it arrives. That's because I don't need to be concerned to be entertained.

Keep telling yourself that.

How many tequilas have you had so far?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Keep telling yourself that.

How many tequilas have you had so far?

None.

How many posts have you made on Usenet today?

 

[Dumpling]

Keep telling yourself that.

How many tequilas have you had so far?

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Didnt you used to have a nice Av, where you sit nekkid on a Horse or not? Iam sure it was you !

 

[Byron In Exile]

Didnt you used to have a nice Av, where you sit nekkid on a Horse or not? Iam sure it was you !

He's a writer, you know.

He writes erotic stories.

Here's some of his erotic writing:

From: Bill Steward (bill@steward.tx)
Subject: I need money to go shoot niggers
Newsgroups: alt.politics.white-power, soc.culture.african.american
Date: 2003-12-15 23:36:41 PST

Please donate money or bullets to me at
Bill Steward, ---- Preston Road, #----, Plano, TX 75024-----

Thanks!

From: Bill Steward the WARMACHINE (bill@steward.tx)
Subject: Why won't any niggers come face me?
Newsgroups: soc.veterans, us.military.army, alt.security.terrorism, soc.culture.african.american
Date: 2004-01-12 18:41:29 PST

You know where I live.
I'm Bill Steward, and I live at ---- Preston Road, #----, Plano, TX

Pussies.

 

[Karen Kraft]

I just got off the phone with Warmachine. He'd asked for my number in PM and said it was important, and then he called and asked why I'd demoted him from Hero to Leprechaun. I explained that it was the whole fake address thing, and I just couldn't see him as a hero-type anymore, pulling a mean prank like that, and he confessed an astonishing fact to me: the address was real, after all! It seems he was in a panic about what to do with you smearing his good name all over Usenet with your "I need money to go shoot niggers" and "I'll blow any nigger for a nickle" posts, so he said the address was fake just to throw you off!

Isn't this great news?!

I'm violating his trust because I still consider him a Leprechaun, having fooled both of us, and I consider myself to be on your side, now. So you can go back to posting his address on newsgroups again, and if you double your previous efforts, and post links here at Lit to utterly humiliate him, I'm sure eventually he'll apologize or do whatever it is you want him to do!

Needs money, eh? Was that, like, a one-shot deal, a renewable grant, or just a per diem?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Didnt you used to have a nice Av, where you sit nekkid on a Horse or not? Iam sure it was you !

No but I've had many other nice AVs.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Oh Byron
Here, Byron Byon
*whistle*

FETCH, BYRON!
ROLL OVER, BYRON!

Good doggy.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Oh Byron
Here, Byron Byon
*whistle*

FETCH, BYRON!
ROLL OVER, BYRON!

Good doggy.

Sup, nigger?

lol

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Sup, nigger?

lol

Sup, peckerwood?
Now go fetch again!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Sup, peckerwood?
Now go fetch again!

I voted on your "stories."