Lovemonster's LitDic Thread

[lovemonster]

Ok, we all use words on here every day without thinking about it.....sexual, nonsexual, usual, unusual.....but I heard a word today that made me chuckle and although it has a real meaning, a good friend thought up a 'Lit' meaning for it....so let's make up a Dictionary of words - real or not - and give them a 'Lit' definition....

Credit to BabyBlue for the thread idea (and the definition for the first ever Dictionary word ) and to Golden Silence for the thread title

Here's one to start you off.....

Chubbfuddling - sensual, fun love-making technique performed on BBW's by their lovers

Let's see what you clever people can come up with.....

 

[lovemonster]

Squirmy - that unusual feeling that you get when talking to a special Lit person

 

[BabyBlue2005]

Huggle - a warm, tight squeeze of a fellow Lit member. Most ably performed by Dragons.

 

[lovemonster]

Circumbendibus - A cut, curved penis

 

[BabyBlue2005]

Oozler - a Litster who has an automatic physical reaction to viewing erotic pictures or reading erotic stories.

 

[lovemonster]

Dwile Flonking - A peculiar sexual activity performed with a stick of rhubarb

 

[BabyBlue2005]

Evirgin - A Litster who has never had a virtual sexual encounter.

 

[lovemonster]

Funambulist - A litster who likes to have sex during country walks

 

[BabyBlue2005]

Multi-threading - The art of answering and keeping up with lots of threads at the same time.

 

[lovemonster]

Post Whore - A litster who's post count is extremely high

 

[BabyBlue2005]

polydickamy - Conference IM'ing with more than one male at the same time.

 

[lovemonster]

campest - A new litster who goes round asking everybody and anybody to cam with them

 

[ntsu]

Circumbendibus - A cut, curved penis

lmao.

 

[BabyBlue2005]

Unitypist - A Lister who has mastered the skill of typing with one hand only.

 

[lovemonster]

Digamy - A necrophiliac litster who marries multiple corpses

 

[BabyBlue2005]

Elove - An online virtual affair.

 

[BabyBlue2005]

Post-stalking - the act of following another Litster's posts obsessively.

 

[lovemonster]

Handfasting - A litster taking a break from masturbation

 

[BabyBlue2005]

Smut Master - A Lit Author with popular stories

 

[lovemonster]

Litogrammatist - A litster who continually edits posts for bad spelling

 

[BabyBlue2005]

Litticaster - one who posts randomly on multiple threads.

 

[purfecthost]

ambi-dick-trous(masculine) able to masturbate with both hands

 

[lovemonster]

Willy-Nilly (masculine) - a litster who's not getting any

 

[purfecthost]

Willy-Nilly (masculine) - a litster who's not getting any

that's me then

 

[purfecthost]

pussygalore a litster who's getting plenty