"Love you. Bye."

[impressive]

I've pulled up to the drive thru window at other fast food places, and said, "May I help you?"
That always confuses the shit out of the workers, LOL.

I gotta try that sometime!

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I gotta try that sometime!

LOL!
What's sad is that I didn't do it on purpose. lol.

 

[McKenna]

When I used to run a drilling crew 3rd shift, some nights I would do alot of talking on the radio to the other crews or the mixing plant. When I got home I frequently answered the phone "This is Rig Two, go ahead."

Why does this get all kinds of construction worker/drilling crew fantasies running through my head?!


"This is Rig Two, go ahead."

"Are you up for some drilling, baby?"

 

[AppleBiter]

I've replied, "You too" in many inappropriate situations. (Like what Emerald Kitten was talking about.) I've also responded with hybrids of words, like "Thanks you" and "Doe not."

Perhaps the stupidest thing I've ever said, though, has all too often been when I've said nothing.

 

[Burokrat]

About 10-15 years ago, being overly busy at my office, I called a carrier service to pick-up something. At that time, I remember phoning this company almost every day and it was always the same person answering.

So, that lady answered, and I asked her: Can I talk to Burokrat, please?

Silence at the other end… (she recognized my voice), then… “bbbbbbbububutttt… it’s you?!?”

That’s my stupidest. I guess I needed time out of my business…

 

[Just-Legal]

PMSL!

You know how when you say Hello? I tend to say "Yellow?"

Get it?

I say Yellow, my sister replies Blue and my ex would say Green.

My mother has now taken to saying Purple.

I'm worried.