"Love you. Bye."

[impressive]

What's the stupidest thing you've ever said to anyone?

Re thread title: Years ago, I was placing a catalog order by telephone. I told the JCPenney operator, "Love you. Bye." when finished. (Yeah, so I only ever really talked to my husband and my mother on the phone. It was habit.)

 

[cloudy]

I don't know how many times I've answered the phone at home "Thank you for calling Bugle Boy!" back when.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

What's the stupidest thing you've ever said to anyone?

Re thread title: Years ago, I was placing a catalog order by telephone. I told the JCPenney operator, "Love you. Bye." when finished. (Yeah, so I only ever really talked to my husband and my mother on the phone. It was habit.)

When working as the shipping manager I took literally a hundered calls ona bad day. Once a lady in the lubbock store got just wwhat you gave, Love you, bey bey from me

 

[minsue]

What's the stupidest thing you've ever said to anyone?

Re thread title: Years ago, I was placing a catalog order by telephone. I told the JCPenney operator, "Love you. Bye." when finished. (Yeah, so I only ever really talked to my husband and my mother on the phone. It was habit.)

If that's the stupidest thing you've ever said to anyone, I'm just going to curl up in a ball and cry. I can't even begin to catalogue the idiotic blurts that I leave wherever I go. (and "love you, bye." has happened more times than I can count, sometimes with a nice *mwah* kiss sound ...I'm off to crawl under my rock)

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Yellow?

 

[Liar]

When called as a witness, I called the judge an idiot.

I don't know if it's the worst, but it's definitely in the top ten.

 

[Liar]

Yellow?

Ok, that takes some explaining, young lady.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I answered the phone at work with the name of my last place of employment

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Ok, that takes some explaining, young lady.

PMSL!

You know how when you say Hello? I tend to say "Yellow?"

Get it?

 

[Liar]

PMSL!

You know how when you say Hello? I tend to say "Yellow?"

Get it?

Ah. Forgive my dunce-ness, it's way past my bedtime.

 

[minsue]

When called as a witness, I called the judge an idiot.

I don't know if it's the worst, but it's definitely in the top ten.

When being questioned as a possible juror, I was so nervous I answered "no" when asked if I was married. Then interrupted the judge as he was halfway through the next question to ask, "Wait...did I just say I'm not married?"

They still picked me to serve, too.

 

[Guest]

What's the stupidest thing you've ever said to anyone?

"I can't, my tongue's not that long. If it was I'd get a real date."

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Well the one I kick myself the most for was this anti-chivalrous proposition for the prom: "Well, looks like I'm ending up with you."

The funny thing about that is she didn't kick my teeth down my throat like I deserved.

 

[Willow Rain]

Well the one I kick myself the most for was this anti-chivalrous proposition for the prom: "Well, looks like I'm ending up with you."

The funny thing about that is she didn't kick my teeth down my throat like I deserved.

You are a lucky man, to have said that and survived.


One of the most retarded things I have said...er... things... is I practice ASL in the car. So if a deaf person or someone who new ASL was ever driving next to me, they would get to see me signing to no one, right there alone in my car. SO there I am, signing, "Yes, I like chicken. I want to feel good." ANd other random madness I think up with my limited vocabulary. I figure they think me insane. SOmetimes I sign really tender things I want to say to people and can't quite bring myself to say. SO me, signing, "I love you. It is hard to sign how I feel. etc... all alone... in my car. gahhhhh


they may be right....hrmmmm..

 

[rgraham666]

Will you marry me?

In my defence I was young and desperate.

 

[minsue]

Will you marry me?

In my defence I was young and desperate.

*nods*

Yup. That, too.

 

[Liar]

Actually, the most stupid thing I have ever said is:

... *

And I've said that far too often.

#L



*For those who didn't get it: Nothing, when something should have been said.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

When I used to run a drilling crew 3rd shift, some nights I would do alot of talking on the radio to the other crews or the mixing plant. When I got home I frequently answered the phone "This is Rig Two, go ahead."

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I think working midnights does that to you or if you work more than one job. More than a few times, I had answered the phone at home while asleep and said "It's a beautiful day at______, this is Scarlett, how may I direct your call?"

Usually it was my mom, who has no room to make fun of me because she is famous for call my voice mail and saying "Mom, this is Scarlett, give me a call..."

 

[Dar~]

"welcome to Subway, I'll be right with you." On my home phone

 

[minsue]

Usually it was my mom, who has no room to make fun of me because she is famous for call my voice mail and saying "Mom, this is Scarlett, give me a call..."

. .

 

[Sunnie]

Alright, okay, I admit it -- I met my husband by cheating on my then-boyfriend. I'll even admit that, at the time, the two were pretty good friends. Don't lecture me!

So it happened that Brad called, under the guise of wanting to talk to my ex, and after a minute asked to speak to me.

"I just want you to know," he said softly, "that I can't get you out of my head, no matter what I do. I just can't stop thinking about you."

He echoed my sentiments exactly -- which is what I should have said had I been a little faster on my feet. I could've said those very words without arousing suspicion from the boyfriend.

Instead, what came tumbling out was, "Oh, heh, hey, um, right back atcha!"

Smooth, dumbass. Real fuckin' smooth.

 

[variable Xy]

i've accidently called a co-worker, mom. well actually, a few times since said co-worker nags me quite often.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Alright, okay, I admit it -- I met my husband by cheating on my then-boyfriend. I'll even admit that, at the time, the two were pretty good friends. Don't lecture me!

So it happened that Brad called, under the guise of wanting to talk to my ex, and after a minute asked to speak to me.

"I just want you to know," he said softly, "that I can't get you out of my head, no matter what I do. I just can't stop thinking about you."

He echoed my sentiments exactly -- which is what I should have said had I been a little faster on my feet. I could've said those very words without arousing suspicion from the boyfriend.

Instead, what came tumbling out was, "Oh, heh, hey, um, right back atcha!"

Smooth, dumbass. Real fuckin' smooth.

Haha. No judgement here, as I'll burn in hell one day for all the shit I've done.
To me that just sounds like "I can't talk right now."
I probably would've said something like "Oh, sure aunt Martha, you can borrow my curling iron." or something way dumber.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I used to answer the phone at school, and say, "Thank you for calling McDonalds, may I help you?"
And then when I was actually at McD's, I'd answer it and say the name of the beauty school.

Then, at my salon job, I was always the one answering the phone. After 9 hours of it, I can't tell ya how many times I answered my cell phone with the name of the shop.

I've pulled up to the drive thru window at other fast food places, and said, "May I help you?"
That always confuses the shit out of the workers, LOL.


One time, my mom and I were at Walmart, and the cashier had told us to have a nice night, and my mom just said thanks.
Well, I gave her a lecture. "The correct answer is, "Thanks, you too."
I had to give her the lecture a few more times, so finally, she got it.
The cashier says, "Have a nice night, thanks for shopping at Walmart."
My mom promptly replies, "Thanks, you too."
We walk away, and she says, "I'm never saying that again! Did you just see how stupid I looked?"
"Yep, I sure did. Do it again." LOL.