Love takes many forms...

[NoJo]

...and none as weird as the strange love I bear for my Sony Vaio laptop.

It's just come back from being in repairs for the last two weeks, during which I went into a period of grieving. My family are used to this, and tend to leave me alone when it happens, except to roll me off the sofa to retrieve the TV remote.

My baby is back beside me now, gurgling away happily while I feed it a full System Restore. The sparkle has returned to my eyes, and I can probably get an erection again.

I feel so happy, and yet, I'm probably one of the saddest cunts I know. How strange is the dance of the emotions.

 

[logophile]

Again I say:
Subjoe!

 

[Hulder]

My last computer hated me, and the feeling was mutual. Now i have a sexy, silvery little laptop, and she seems to like me. We're still in the beginning stages of our relationship so it's a little too soon to say anything, but i have high hopes that this will be the one. The one that sticks.

 

[TheEarl]

My last computer hated me, and the feeling was mutual. Now i have a sexy, silvery little laptop, and she seems to like me. We're still in the beginning stages of our relationship so it's a little too soon to say anything, but i have high hopes that this will be the one. The one that sticks.

Not meaning to cast doubts on your fidelity, but I'm willing to bet you'll be chatting up a new model with better specs within the year.

The Earl

 

[BlackShanglan]

...and none as weird as the strange love I bear for my Sony Vaio laptop.

It's just come back from being in repairs for the last two weeks, during which I went into a period of grieving. My family are used to this, and tend to leave me alone when it happens, except to roll me off the sofa to retrieve the TV remote.

My baby is back beside me now, gurgling away happily while I feed it a full System Restore. The sparkle has returned to my eyes, and I can probably get an erection again.

I feel so happy, and yet, I'm probably one of the saddest cunts I know. How strange is the dance of the emotions.

I love you, Joe.


Good to see you back.

 

[sophia jane]

I love you, Joe.


Good to see you back.

Seconded.

SJ

 

[Guest]

I was lusting just the other day for a Media Center equipped PC with front panel jacks for everything you'd ever want to plug into it, 250 gig hard drive, TV tuner, remote control and

19 inch flat panel display

Ssssh, don't tell my existing computer it might soon become, just a webserver.

It might get an... <smoke, fire, electrical shock!, painful scream>

 

[rgraham666]

My love is quiet and comfortable.

We get along really well. We never demand anything of each other, but always ask. Any problems that pop up are merely annoying, never fatal to our relationship and easily forgiven.

I love my Mac.

 

[BlackShanglan]

My laptop is named Horatio. It merits it.

 

[Hulder]

Not meaning to cast doubts on your fidelity, but I'm willing to bet you'll be chatting up a new model with better specs within the year.

The Earl

It takes two to build a proper relationship. I'm commited, so if she keeps up her end of the bargain, we should get along great. I'm not easy to live with though. Sometimes i... make mistakes.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

You had better luck than I at getting yours fixed. My Vaio was gone so long that Best Buy offered to exchange it for a new one (which I did.) It was supposed to be back in a week, but it took them almost a month.

 

[English Lady]

My laptop is called lola and I love her. She makes the sweetest sound, and she treats me well. She's adoreable,e have our tiffs, but they don't last long and she always forgives me


subjoe!

 

[The_Darkness]

My computer and I have a very understanding relationship...it misbehaves and it gets punished. I haven't formally named it, but its most common reference is "bitch" usually with "fuckin'" or "stupid" used as a modifier. I slap it around, it starts running better. It doesn't boot right, it gets whipped into submission, and when it runs well, it gets rewarded.

I don't even rightly know what she's made from; it's a frankenstien of a box with parts from different computers of different generations. It does my 3D work and lets me write and surf for porn (when it's connected to the internet) so all is well.

 

[Guest]

The sad cunt hath returneth. All say, "Hurrah!"

Good to see you, cunt features.

*MWAH!*

 

[Guest]

The sad cunt hath returneth. All say, "Hurrah!"

Good to see you, cunt features.

*MWAH!*

Let's see, approaching 19:00. Happy hour then going on for what, two hours so far?

 

[Guest]

Let's see, approaching 19:00. Happy hour then going on for what, two hours so far?

I don't know what you mean.

 

[Guest]

I don't know what you mean.

hic-up

 

[Guest]

hic-up

BOO!

 

[Guest]

BOO!

Eek!

I bow down and kiss your sandled feet oh beautiful Brit sex symbol.

 

[Guest]

Eek!

I bow down and kiss your sandled feet oh beautiful Brit sex symbol.

Did I give you a scare? Did I? Did I really?

Oh my. Now you've made my pussy throb and my heart pound. Thank you.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh my. Now you've made my pussy throb and my heart pound. Thank you.

That's just cos you're easy! (Not a bad thing, mind you. )

I used to have a VAIO desktop and it was pretty good to me, but my current Dell laptop is like a best friend. She never lets me down.

Glad you're all fixed up, J.

~lucky