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you've met the 3rd Kaos and I promise I will do better than the last 2
 
BTW - more pics...just to show how much I need you guys. :)

Jack - btw - it's natural (which means I hate it), and I love Ayla too. :)

Void - that a promise?
 
yes Kaos that's a guarantee..mmm looks like my balls will literally be a handful if not more
 
Void - yeah, I have small hands. :) But it's okay because it makes your cock look bigger in comparison.

Jack - I really do love you guys.
 
::happy dance:: I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND! He had his schedule changed and he's coming over on Thursday night :D :D :D. He's going to be completely exhausted though... working two jobs... I will have to relax and reward him... :heart:
 
No can do... I'm only staying on until 10:30 and by then I want to have my brainstorm sheet done and my rough draft... so I can get up at 4:30 and do the final... but I'm chatting with you guys in between the garbage, lol
 
ewww g/l tania...just bring a frying pan to school with you and make sure your teachers see it..your test results shouldn't matter then :)
 
I would bash my English teacher over the head with a frying pan if I could do so without getting in trouble. She's such a complete psychopath...
Horror Story Example #123: About a week and a half ago I asked her if she had any of my papers because there was a bunch of stuff that I didn't get back... and she started yelling at me and told me that I'm irresponsible and cannot blame that on her. When all I did was nicely ask her if she had any of them held back for some reason! But she tried to make it look like I'd just never done the work and was trying to pull something over on her :rolleyes:. Then today she walks up to me and goes, "Oh... Tania... I found these the other day." And hands me a stack of fifty fucking papers. I was like, "...I'M irresponsible!?!?!"

::killkillkill:: :catroar:
 
~distinctly remembers being forced to write a letter of apology to a teacher who then told the principal that I was "using big words to insult her intelligence."~

Tania, stupid people are never going to accept or understand us. They just don't. They're stupid and they'll never, ever get it. Just know that the full sum of this woman's life is being a fucking high school english teacher, one of the worst, most underpaid, and most fucking pathetic jobs in the world. And tell her I said that.
 
Tania, need a bomb threat called in? (not kidding)

Poser; don't make promises you can't keep or I'll tape you to the wall. :)
 
Thanks you guys... ((hugs everyone)) I'm just so glad that I won't have to deal with her in another day and a half. And really it will only be another two hours of my life :D. I think if I had to spend another month with her I would slip something in her coffee. I actually sit and fantasize about watching her go down in the middle of class. That's not a healthy learning environment, lol. And she doesn't understand my 'big words' either... she actually wrote on one of my friend's papers: "Try not to use so many vocabulary words. Your papers are harder to understand when you use big words." ....no, only if you're a complete dumbass... haha... she needs to die...
 
YES! Or you could just e-mail her a few nice traumatizing letters... I think I have her school e-mail... but then again, she's too stupid to work her e-mail. Actual Conversation...

Horror Story Example #99:
Tania: I need to discuss my absent work with you... can I come in before or after school?
Psycho: Oh... well... I'm really busy...
Tania: ...I can come in whenever you're free. I NEED HELP.
Psycho: Oh... well... I have... things going on...
Tania: Can I e-mail you then??? (all of the teachers do e-mail at my school - it's a policy for your students to be able to reach you that way for help)
Psycho: Oh... well... I don't really *do* e-mail...

And at that point I just walked out. No point in beating a stupid horse.
 
It's subtley ironic that the people who are expected to teach young people are so much more stupid than the average adult.

I got ya beat, Tania. I had an english professor whom I adored, who I learned, years later, lied to us about everything, so that we would learn to doubt what we had been taught. I actually realized this in class but I thought he just made a mistake. He credited "Sympathy" by Paul Lawrence Dunbar, which I love, to Maya Angelou. Paul is an old "modern english" writer and sounds nothing like the oprah/hallmark bullshit of the wish-was-late/not-so-great Maya Angelou. To anyone who knows the poets, to miscredit their work is ridiculous, and the only connection is that the plaguerist rips a line out of Sympathy, "I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings." Isn't that sad? Nobody knows Sympathy, the vastly superior poem that makes me cry, and everybody knows her little friggin' anti-genocide dribble.

Now I'm ranting so I'm gonna finish it. We all got burned, butchered, and abused. No one culture was immune and no one group of people is more guilty than any other. Dividing the races, or the cultures, or the religions, and making special accomodations for them is just as bad as being a prejudiced fuckhead. Just Let It Go, know what I mean? I don't treat you differently because you don't have curly hair! It means absolutely nothing to me, because we don't care. Likewise, we shouldn't care about all these other menial differences. But that's just me on my pedastal doing something other than pole-dancing. :)
 
heh what ya want to slip into her drink I can get just about anything..I'm resourceful like that
 
I think my teacher is just trying to make me insane and fail me for the semester. She's accomplishing her goal, in that case. She actually recommended to me that I read "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" this year... luckily we had a choice on the matter and I went for "Warriors Don't Cry", lol. That's actually a fairly entertaining novel... probably just because I like to hear high school abuse stories... and Melba Pattillo Beals doesn't try to sound poetic and enlightened. It's more of a 'real' novel, I guess.
 
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