Love Swing?

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[Void]

Yea I'de rather smoke a bowl than pass a fist.

 

[Guest]

I've never gotten into a physical fight with anyone before... I would like to though. I often fantasize about grabbing one of the annoying girls in my school by the hair and just slamming her head against a few lockers while clawing and... hey, my fight fantasies sound a lot like my sex fantasies...

 

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[Void]

last timesomeone threw a punch at me I just fell back out of his reach and 2 of my friends just stood in front of me. My friends know me and love me dearly. They won't let me fight because they accept my views and also know my capabilities. I'm the reserved beast lol.

 

[kaoskytton]

Jack, I'm only gonna say this one more time. Hold on to your heart or I'll make you regret it.

 

[kaoskytton]

Tania, we missed you very much, welcome home.

 

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[Guest]

Cat fight, gotta love those.

And then I'll rip the bitch's shirt off and throw her down on the floor... climbing on top of her and tugging on her bra as we roll into a big pool of slippery body oil...

 

[Guest]

Tania, we missed you very much, welcome home.

And it's just grand to be home .

Up until I read a rather scary letter in my e-mail box from Milo... Well, it's a love letter. But when your best friend sends you a love letter asking you to leave your boyfriend... that's scary...

Bah, what to do what to do

 

[kaoskytton]

~smacks head~ Am I speaking another language?! Jack, I give up, there can be no end to this nonsense.

Tania, you rock!!! ~puts up fists~ Come on, girlie!

 

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[kaoskytton]

Tania, a week ago I would have claimed to know the answer to that question, but sometimes I think when a boy wants you he will hear no reason. I don't think it's about us at all, rather, only what they desire.

So kill him and bury his body in the woods.

 

[Void]

Tania..just run away with Kaos and I

 

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[Guest]

"So kill him and bury his body in the woods" LOL... I'd have to hit him double time with the frying pan... only problem is that he's like an adorable sexy puppy... you can't hit puppies . Void, I might take you up on the offer, where are you running away to? lol

 

[kaoskytton]

That's the best idea I've heard all day, Void.

 

[Void]

ok we go this way you go that way ..heh gotta love the alfamale in me

 

[Void]

heh we're going to buy an island and screen everybody that comes over..kinda like in "Exit To Eden"

 

[Guest]

Oooh... our own island... like Jimmy Buffet with Margaritaville, lol. What shall we call our island?

 

[kaoskytton]

Nope, like Exit to Eden, Void was right.

 

[Void]

no name..we don't want too many people.
oh and it's official Jack..I'm the alfamale so no other men allowed ~locks the door behind him~

 

[Guest]

First paragraph in the long overwhelming e-mail...

*I've just been laying here on my new bed for hours listening to my mind scream and my entire world spin erratic on its axis. When I'm with you it's as if everything is real. I'm really happy and the world really is as beautiful and enchanting as I pretend it is. Then, the second you step out of my car, everything goes dark and I can feel my heart bleeding. I just want to chase after you and beg you to stay with me. Last night when I was with you and I held your hand I just started shaking. Everything about standing with you and looking out over that bluff was too perfect. I thought I was going to cry and then you took your hand away, smiled, and laughed. I felt it warm all the way to my bones and it took every ounce of control I have not to bend you back over the hood of my car and taste you.*

It's so corny and poetic... then I just wonder if it's wrong to be turned on by that last line, lol

 

[Void]

ehh just run away with us and ignore them