Lounge posts worth quoting....

[Alana_]

...because they made you laugh, were profound, ..were worthy of a little highlighting. If it's done before here, I just can't find it.

On topic please, and keep replies polite please.



Logan's post 7816 to Veroe on the Confessional Thread just cracked me up.


Veroe

I confess I called in sick today at work. The dummies wanted me to drive over two bridges to reach the plant at 5 in the morning on ice and snow covered roads. Roads where said ice and snow caused over 88 crashes last night. No thanks, I have this disease called common sense boss. Sounds like you're immune to it though.

reply Logan

should have told him you have Anal Glaucoma, when boss asked what that was, just tell him you just cant see your ass coming into work today

 

[fuckmeat]

NOTHING is gonna trump this.

Alana's post in response to: -

Go and wash that brown tongue of yours. You're making me sick honestly and yes, I will spew over all of your shit woman.

These fucken women make me sick. I'm a lesbian and I loooove women. Dumb fucks like her need to be called out.

You agree with stupid, you ARE STUPID

See now you make me want to hug you..To love you more..Comb your hair, and stroke your bitter brow..Poor angry little lesbian.
Let me lick you with my brown tongue, but make sure your belly's full so you can puck all over my shit...Cause honey I'M NOT CHANGING.

You're 29..Learn to fucking deal with it.

I was grinning from ear to ear in front of my laptop.

Just cause you are a wonderful women who makes intelligent and diplomatic posts, doesn't mean you can't rip a troll a new one.

I'm seeing you in a whole new light.

 

[Alana_]

Alana's post in response to: -







I was grinning from ear to ear in front of my laptop.

Just cause you are a wonderful women who makes intelligent and diplomatic posts, doesn't mean you can't rip a troll a new one.

I'm seeing you in a whole new light.

 

[Alana_]

I've given birth to the Duracell bunny!!

This had me laughing. Bless the baby that keeps Mummy going.