Loudly humping neighbours....

[NoJo]

...please shut the fucking window next time.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Sorry.

 

[Guest]

god joe, i didn't know you were such a prude.

 

[AppleBiter]

You would really hate us, as neighbors.

 

[TriggerHippie]

Hump them more quietly next time, then.

 

[TxRad]

I'm living in a Motel..... and have been for nine out of the last twelve months....

Just think what my Friday and Saturday nights sound like.....

And it ain't coming from my room.....

 

[oggbashan]

Asbo

In the UK, a couple have been given an ASBO (Anti-Social Behaviour Order) for humping so hard and so frequently with their bed banging against the party wall that their neighbours couldn't sleep nor hear their TV.

He is her toyboy, on antidepressants and Viagra. The antidepressants are not as effective as a good fuck and the Viagra overcomes the droop caused by depression.

Now he is banned from visiting her house despite their attempts to quieten their lovemaking. If he does visit, and is seen, he could go to jail.

They were fucking about ten times a day...

Og

 

[Retrieval]

...please shut the fucking window next time.

Who are you trying to kid Sub? I bet you were wanking the whole time.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

The only people I've heard humping were my parrents when I was younger, and my sister just after she was pregnant.

 

[Liar]

I wanna hump my neighbors loudly too.

 

[NoJo]

The guy sounded like he was having a coronary. It was kinda sexy hearing the woman though

 

[yui]

The guy sounded like he was having a coronary. It was kinda sexy hearing the woman though

Well, when it's done correctly, I do think my heart stops for a moment. But I mostly just squirm and moan softly and gasp, nothing too loud.

 

[NoJo]

Well, when it's done correctly, I do think my heart stops for a moment. But I mostly just squirm and moan softly and gasp, nothing too loud.

Ah, as I hoped.

 

[Oblimo]

...please shut the fucking window next time.

If they don't, record them and play it back just as loud, or get a copy of a bunch of kids singing "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round" and loop it on full volume the next time they go at it until they close the window.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

If they don't, record them and play it back just as loud, or get a copy of a bunch of kids singing "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round" and loop it on full volume the next time they go at it until they close the window.

*applause*

Playing the tape loudly when they're NOT having sex might do the trick... especially if they're having guests over, like, say, an elderly mother-in-law...

 

[Hooper_X]

You Can Be Loud as the Hell You Want (When You're Making Love) ~ From the Broadway Musical, Avenue Q

Bad Idea Bear #1:
Take her home!

Bad Idea Bear #2:
She's wasted!

Bad Idea Bears:
Yaaay!

Kate Monster:
My God, Princeton! Right there! Right there!
That's the spot - that's the spot - okay, a little lower -
okay, now to the left - no, my left - ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

Princeton:
Oh, my God, Kate, no one's ever touched me like this
before - you can't put your finger there -
OOH! PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!

Both:
Oh, yeah!

Gary Coleman:
You can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love

Bad Idea Bears:
When you're making love!

Gary Coleman:
You can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love!

Bad Idea Bears:
When you're making love!

Gary Coleman:
You can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love!

Bad Idea Bears:
When you're making love!

Gary Coleman:
You can be as loud as
The hell you want...

Kate Monster/Princeton:
Ahhhhhhh!

Gary Coleman:
Gary Coleman! You hear what?
Hell no, I won't tell them to quiet down!

Kate Monster:
Are we being too loud?

Princeton:
Yeah are we bothering someone?

Gary Coleman:
Oh, no, not at all, kids!
You keep doing what you're doing.

Bad Idea Bears:
Yeah! Louder!

Gary Coleman:
You're not allowed to be loud
At the library
At the art museum
Or at a play
But when you and your partner
Are doing the nasty
Don't behave like you're
At the ballet!
Cause you can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love

Bad Idea Bears:
Making sweet, sweet love

Gary Coleman:
You can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love

Bad Idea Bears:
Loud as the hell!
Loud as the hell you want!

Gary Coleman:
Don't let the neighbors
Stop you from havin' fun,
They'll have peace and quiet
When you�re good and done.

All:
Be as loud as
The hell you want
When you�re making love!
Loud as the hell you want...

Kate Monster:
Faster, Princeton!

Christmas Eve:
Brian, slow down! This not a race!

All:
Loud as the hell you want...

Princeton:
Oh, yeah!

Brian:
Who�s your daddy?

Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!

All:
Loud as the hell you want...
Loud as the hell you want...

Gary Coleman:
Smack it and lick it and rub it and suck it!

All:
Loud as the hell you want...

Christmas Eve:
Yes! Work your mama!

All:
Loud as the hell you-

Kate Monster:
Oh yeah, that�s it!

Brian:
Ooh, babe!

Trekkie Monster:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

All:
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Want!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Gary Coleman and sex... now that's two concepts I don't want to connect! *shudders*

 

[yui]

Ah, as I hoped.

<nods> I do like to make people happy.

Gary Coleman and sex... now that's two concepts I don't want to connect! *shudders*

Concur.

Can. Not. Compute ....

 

[Hooper_X]

Gary Coleman and sex... now that's two concepts I don't want to connect! *shudders*

Gary Coleman isn't having sex. He's the superintendent of the building who said that its okay for Princeton and Kate Monster to go at it as loudly as they wish.

 

[hollyocks]

...please shut the fucking window next time.

it was too hot to shut the window...... sorry

 

[3113]

...please shut the fucking window next time.

You're looking at it all wrong, Joe. You should get a pair of numbered placards and paste them to your window. Did they rate a 7.0 or 8.5?

 

[SnoopDog]

...please shut the fucking window next time.

I think it's a great turn-on.

Does that make me a pervert?


Snoopy, woof?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Gary Coleman isn't having sex. He's the superintendent of the building who said that its okay for Princeton and Kate Monster to go at it as loudly as they wish.

Still too close.

 

[Ravlicious]

I think it's a great turn-on.

Does that make me a pervert?

I was kind of thinking the same thing. Of course, if they do close the window and you can still hear it, ooh yeah...

 

[NoJo]

The only time I've made a nosie like the guy did is when I dropped my laptop into the toilet once.