LouCfer
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phrodeau
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How about Loser-fer?I like the new nick. Don't get this one banned! I'm gonna call you LouC (pronounced Lucy) for short.
trysail
Catch Me Who Can
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I like the new nick. Don't get this one banned! I'm gonna call you LouC (pronounced Lucy) for short.
Already iggied.
That moron is a waste of time and oxygen.
Messier82
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jezzilee
*cun~tastro~phe*
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Hiya Pinky you can call me ~t. Which makes no sense regarding my username but trust me it's the right thing to do.
jezzilee
*cun~tastro~phe*
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I love that!
hashtag45
badass 2nd rate Litizen
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I like the new nick. Don't get this one banned! I'm gonna call you LouC (pronounced Lucy) for short.
his list of female groupies keeps expanding, lol
IrezumiKiss
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http://38.media.tumblr.com/f9da8fc813364008e324544b7e15079e/tumblr_mjcvez9JqE1qhk65ho1_400.gif
ka-POW.
Might's well just close up shop. Ain't getting better than this today, I betcha.
jezzilee
*cun~tastro~phe*
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I probably should have checked to see if there was someone with the nick no one before I said that.... oh well. If no one exists, I guess I am their groupie. And now I am off for a bit of relaxing and stuff.
Sorry LouC. Even I am not around now!
Sorry LouC. Even I am not around now!
Disgustipated
LAWLZ
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Busybody?
^^^This morose mutha-fucka?
IrezumiKiss
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Disgustipated
LAWLZ
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Oh snap.
Is Firespin close behind?
I hope so. It would be nice to have someone with some of their faculties left on that side chime in every now and then.
jezzilee
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Ole Jizz Lee has abandoned Lou C Fer
an udder juan bites the dust
That's it, I am changing the username. I am tired of the jizz jokes
4est_4est_Gump
Run Forrest! RUN!
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I like the new nick. Don't get this one banned! I'm gonna call you LouC (pronounced Lucy) for short.
It's only a matter of time.
He hasn't learned his copyright lesson...
And now, a little Kipling:
The Gods of the Copybook Headings
AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.
We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.
We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.
With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.
When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."
On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."
In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."
Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.
As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;
And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!
J
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Hillary's emails revealed that LOUCFER is CUNTCLINTON.
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