Lost my damn cell phone today

[pink]

and the fucker was new.



I have terrible luck with cell phones.


C'mere so I can throttle someone.

 

[riverrunt]

oh noooo that is such a bummer, poor thing I hope someone finds it and will return it to you

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Have you tried calling it?

 

[CandiCame]

I broke my last cell phone because I am a goddamn idiot. I thought it would never happen to me. I had been at the hospital with my grandma for like 3 days and I couldn't put it off any longer. I HAD to take a shit. Normally, I won't shit anywhere other than my house because... idk, that's a weird thing that most humans seem to do. I would shower there no problem, so it's not that I didn't want to be naked. But anyway, I went to shit, and I had my phone in my back pocket. I was wearing skinny jeans, so when I pulled them up, I guess my ass took up all the pocket space and forced the phone out-

...and it fell into the toilet.

So now I had a dillema. My phone. My phone with my apps and my running mix and my pictures of my family and my porn and all those gba roms! But also... I hadn't flushed. So I had to make a decision, and every second I spent making the decision was more damage being done to the phone. Yet still I stood there, irresolute, at a loss. "Surely," thought I, "Surely in this modern world there is a solution I have not yet thought of. Something a wiser person than I would have already done. Surely there must be."

I wasted so much time on these considerations that by the time I actually got the phone it was fucked.

So maybe your phone problem wasn't as bad as that. Maybe you can feel a little better via shaudenfreuda or however Germans spell things.

 

[pink]

oh noooo that is such a bummer, poor thing I hope someone finds it and will return it to you

Maybe but I am not holding my breath.


How are you doing?

 

[pink]

Have you tried calling it?

Yes and it's not in my house or car.

 

[CandiCame]

Wait, when you said "lost" I read "broke". My bad.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You can track and remotely lock, a lot of cellphones.

 

[pink]

I broke my last cell phone because I am a goddamn idiot. I thought it would never happen to me. I had been at the hospital with my grandma for like 3 days and I couldn't put it off any longer. I HAD to take a shit. Normally, I won't shit anywhere other than my house because... idk, that's a weird thing that most humans seem to do. I would shower there no problem, so it's not that I didn't want to be naked. But anyway, I went to shit, and I had my phone in my back pocket. I was wearing skinny jeans, so when I pulled them up, I guess my ass took up all the pocket space and forced the phone out-

...and it fell into the toilet.

So now I had a dillema. My phone. My phone with my apps and my running mix and my pictures of my family and my porn and all those gba roms! But also... I hadn't flushed. So I had to make a decision, and every second I spent making the decision was more damage being done to the phone. Yet still I stood there, irresolute, at a loss. "Surely," thought I, "Surely in this modern world there is a solution I have not yet thought of. Something a wiser person than I would have already done. Surely there must be."

I wasted so much time on these considerations that by the time I actually got the phone it was fucked.

So maybe your phone problem wasn't as bad as that. Maybe you can feel a little better via shaudenfreuda or however Germans spell things.

Wow, that is bad. My phone is still lost but that is shitty.



See what I did there?

 

[pink]

You can track and remotely lock, a lot of cellphones.

I wouldn't even begin to know how? I'll look it up.

 

[CandiCame]

Wow, that is bad. My phone is still lost but that is shitty.



See what I did there?

I was like

 

[pink]

You can track and remotely lock, a lot of cellphones.

and this one was a prepaid cell so I don't know if I could track it or not.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I wouldn't even begin to know how? I'll look it up.

Okay, don't post it on here but message me your type of cellphone and I'll look it up for you. Also you can call your phone company and ask them.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

and this one was a prepaid cell so I don't know if I could track it or not.

I thought burner phones were pretty damn cheap?

 

[pink]

found It!!!!!!!!

 

[CandiCame]

found It!!!!!!!!

Where was it?

 

[pink]

Where was it?

The bathroom.

 

[CandiCame]

The bathroom.

Is it alright!?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Thank goodness.

 

[pink]

Is it alright!?

It wasn't in the toilet so it's fine.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It wasn't in the toilet so it's fine.

You were talking to someone while on the crapper, weren't you?

 

[pink]

You were talking to someone while on the crapper, weren't you?

I admit it, you found me out. I was calling you.

 

[The Greek]

You were talking to someone while on the crapper, weren't you?

What's wrong with that?


That's when I do most of my posting here