Lost Cause

Just a second, I'll get him, "Hey Lost Cause, you're wanted on this tube thingy!"
 
It has been brought to my attention that if I want to live on the edge and throw caution to the wind, I should ask you for a ride on your bike.

Could this be true - is a ride on your bike living dangerously?
 
No.

Trying to take his guns, smokes, or bike away him is living dangerously :D
 
It's not for the faint of heart...

The machine is 74 cubic inches, 6 " from the road racing below you, rigid frame (no rear shocks), 50 year old drum brakes that decide when they want to stop you, and the Washington cagers that are bent on your destruction. I ride it like it's stolen, and am very aggressive while riding with the above cagers. It all depends on your tastes, The Heretic routinely cruises his machine at 110mph, so it's a choice of a fast, or slow death.
 
Re: It's not for the faint of heart...

Lost Cause said:
The machine is 74 cubic inches, 6 " from the road racing below you, rigid frame (no rear shocks), 50 year old drum brakes that decide when they want to stop you, and the Washington cagers that are bent on your destruction. I ride it like it's stolen, and am very aggressive while riding with the above cagers. It all depends on your tastes, The Heretic routinely cruises his machine at 110mph, so it's a choice of a fast, or slow death.

Choices, choices! Who is fast and who is slow?

He told me if I wanted to live dangerously, to ask you for a ride on your bike!

I'm asking, please. I do have a destination in mind! ;)
 
Re: Aha!

Lost Cause said:
I know where one is, not far from where I live.

Don't you think I deserve a prize if I live through the ride? :rose:
 
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Lost Cause said:
It all depends on your tastes, The Heretic routinely cruises his machine at 110mph, so it's a choice of a fast, or slow death.
And Lost Cause routinely runs red lights with his legs and arms windmilling in the air. :eek:

He may not be able to keep up with me on his antique lawnmower, but I will take speed over his stunts anyday. :rolleyes:
 
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The Heretic said:
And Lost Cause routinely runs red lights with his legs and arms windmilling in the air. :eek:

He may not be able to keep up with me on his antique lawnmower, but I will take speed over his stunts anyday. :rolleyes:

So you are the speed demon. And you make LC sound like the daredevil! I guess I should ride with you as well. Is that an option? :rose:
 
Windmilling arms and legs...lol!

I'm merely trying to get momentum up for the other side, when that SUV driver on the cellphone, smudges the asphalt with my earthly vessel! That's why I'm a cruiser, and not a starship!
 
Re: Windmilling arms and legs...lol!

Lost Cause said:
I'm merely trying to get momentum up for the other side, when that SUV driver on the cellphone, smudges the asphalt with my earthly vessel! That's why I'm a cruiser, and not a starship!

Momentum can be good! ;)
 
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SpiceCake said:
So you are the speed demon. And you make LC sound like the daredevil! I guess I should ride with you as well. Is that an option? :rose:
It's always an option:

LC's ride: Hard framed (no rear shock), about 50 years old, a little 6 by 6 inch pad on his fender, a crazy guy whose idea of fun is to do crazy stuff (run red lights with the only part of his body in contact with the bike being his butt).

My ride: Relatively soft suspension, about 10 years old, a decent Corbin bucket seat, a crazy guy whose idea of fun is to do crazy stuff (ride through Seattle on I-5 at 110 MPH - but I've only been caught once).
 
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The Heretic said:
It's always an option:

LC's ride: Hard framed (no rear shock), about 50 years old, a little 6 by 6 inch pad on his fender, a crazy guy whose idea of fun is to do crazy stuff (run red lights with the only part of his body in contact with the bike being his butt).

My ride: Relatively soft suspension, about 10 years old, a decent Corbin bucket seat, a crazy guy whose idea of fun is to do crazy stuff (ride through Seattle on I-5 at 110 MPH - but I've only been caught once).

:cool: Take me for a ride! Uhm, please!
 
SpiceCake said:
It has been brought to my attention that if I want to live on the edge and throw caution to the wind, I should ask you for a ride on your bike.

Could this be true - is a ride on your bike living dangerously?
Thhppbbt! It's an old Harley, it can't go over 55. :rolleyes: Despite the fact that LC does silly things like riding through red lights with his hands off the handlebars and feet off the pegs, it can't compare (in any way) with riding on the back of a Ducati at 130 MPH - now that is living dangerously (and fun).
 
I geared it up, it goes around 100 now...but that rigid frame tends to buck the rider off with the amount of potholes in the area!

You gain some, you lose some... :nana:

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riding on the back of a Ducati at 130 MPH - now that is living dangerously (and fun)

Boy, I'd suuuuure look forward to that! :nana:

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