Losing my virginity!

Ambrosious

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O.K. I know this isn't a big deal to most of you, but it tooke me sooooo long to reach this milestone, and it has been sooooo long since my last deflowering, I just can't resist.

Pop a top, grab a partner, kick off the shoes, and join me in a small celebration!

Woooo! Hoooooo!
 
Whooohoooooo You finally lost your virgin status <g>. How's this for non virgin territory? :bringing top down for a quick peep:
 
Congrats, Congrats.

Now how DOOOOOOO we make you very expirienced???

Grabbing a beer and downing it (Sorry about the Aussie accent).

P.A.R.T.Y. WooHoo

Do you want me to be the first to strip??? *not waiting for answer*

*Taking cloths off and dancing round place* :D
 
Wow, two girls gettin' naked.

<pops another Foster's>

What? Where?
 
Oh my !!!! You have Fosters :D

Just for you babe *Turning to face awawy from Ambrosious*

Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle.

Turn that Music up dancinvixen.

:D:D
 
:turning music up, wiggling around to try to get out of my clothes: Hey Ambro, hon I cannot seem to get these darn panties off, and my shoes :eek:
 
Not a problem, got some scissors around here somewhere...staff! STAFF! Damn hired help. O.K. Ladies if you'll both sit right over here...
 
Sit down, SIT DOWN????????????????????????????????

Christ man you have two women dancing around you and you want us to Sit Down.

*feeling your head*

Oh my what a big head you have ......... :D
 
Would you stop all that squirming and come sit riiiggghhhhtt here. Damn! Damn! Damn! Oh damn touch it again, would ya'?
 
*touching head as requested*

*slowly moving hand along*

Look if you go on like this you will be very experienced by the end of the day.

*squirming* You have to hold me tighter than that.

Now where did I leave that whip????
 
You my dear are a mental case! Fortunatly, so are we. Whip? Wait...Staff! STAFF! Damn.
 
I'm a mental case???? Never been called that for throwing myself at a man before.

Get this man another beer and make it quick.
 
Maybe a shot of something stronger. Bartender. BARTENDER! Damn.
 
*Standing and walking off* heading towards the Bar.

*pouring two whiskies with ice*

*Walking back and sitting in your lap*

:D:D
 
::grabs nicole by the hair, whips her hair back, and kisses her deeply::

Whew! Must be the whisky! I need...something. Any ideas? Any one? ANY ONE?! Damn.
 
*being pulled back by hair feeling lips on my own*

Now how did he know my secret???

"Oh my what is that wetness I feel"????:eek:
 
:bites Nicole on the neck and grabs a nipple with my right hand-pulls and twist it until she sighs::

Now this party is starting to shape up. Who cares that no on else is showing up? I got all I need right here in my lap. Another drink? Why yes. Bartender. BARTENDER! Damn.
 
*shighing loudly*

*Squirming in your lap*

So you don't want anyone else to join then?????

Just don't touch my feet and we will be alright:D
 
::looking toward bedroom::

Want to take a tour of the house? I've got some, uh, interesting devices you might be interested in. Hold on. Maid. MAID! Damn.
 
alllright!!!!!!!1

woooo hooooo

sooon i will lose my virginaty tooo
 
Thought I might help you out...

Uhmmm - I saw someone asking for a whip earlier *winks @ Nicole*

and I have to say it seems you are not having too tight a grip on this staff of yours, Ambrosious-dear... so maybe I can help you out some here ...? I have been told my .. urhmmm ... arguments and reasoning were quite ... convincing :D

*handing whip to Nicole* there you go dear - have fun!

... and now Ambrosious - send that staff my way for some propper training *weg*
 
Only through proper training will my staff be brought to heel. Hecate, have at it sister. I have my hands full at the moment. ::swirling whiskey on the rocks:: Now where was I? Oh yes, Nicole, tour?
 
Nothing that Hecate can't handle. I'll leave it in her capable hands. Interruptions, Interruptions. Join Nicole and me on a tour of the, ummm, house, Vixen?
::looking for my fresh drink. Now where did Hecate go? Where's Nicole?::

I'm alone here! People! PEOPLE! Just Damn!
 
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