Losing My Erection: A Poll

[3113]

Though the title implies male, we'll pass this onto women as well.

I got curious about this from the "young men with performance anxiety" article and thread about young men finding it hard to perform with eager young ladies--often because of drugs and booze but sometimes just because of sheer anxiety.

So...what would kill your performance? Assuming you're in good health, your partner is the right sex (whatever that sex may be), and said partner is both your type, pretty sexy, and eager to have sex with you.

What, if anything could put the kibosh on your erection/desire. Or, barring that, what would likely make everything in your body but that all important little sex organ stand up and want to perform?

Now I know, I know that there are times when we're up and times when we're down and there doesn't have to be a reason outside of hormones raging or not. But if there was a reason (it's not just a low hormone point for you or a deep depression)what might it be?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Though the title implies male, we'll pass this onto women as well.

I got curious about this from the "young men with performance anxiety" article and thread about young men finding it hard to perform with eager young ladies--often because of drugs and booze but sometimes just because of sheer anxiety.

So...what would kill your performance? Assuming you're in good health, your partner is the right sex (whatever that sex may be), and said partner is both your type, pretty sexy, and eager to have sex with you.

What, if anything could put the kibosh on your erection/desire. Or, barring that, what would likely make everything in your body but that all important little sex organ stand up and want to perform?

Now I know, I know that there are times when we're up and times when we're down and there doesn't have to be a reason outside of hormones raging or not. But if there was a reason (it's not just a low hormone point for you or a deep depression)what might it be?

Police banging on the door will kill it every time. Trust me on that.

 

[3113]

Police banging on the door will kill it every time. Trust me on that.

ROFLMAO! Had I thought of that one, I would have added it to the poll.

 

[SeaCat]

Enough booze to float a horse or other large animal.

A bad attitude.

A rude interuption.

Force.

Cat

 

[cantdog]

Colly's got that right. Or a flashlight shining into the window of the car...

 

[Guest]

Police banging on the door will kill it every time. Trust me on that.

I thought you didn't stop. Thought you just kept on.

 

[cantdog]

I thought you didn't stop. Thought you just kept on.

That would be the noble thing to do. The heroic thing. But actually, your woman folds up like a jackknife and pulls away. And you have to stop whether you are noble or not.

 

[Guest]

That would be the noble thing to do. The heroic thing. But actually, your woman folds up like a jackknife and pulls away. And you have to stop whether you are noble or not.

Jackknife?

That's tough to do when you're restrained.

 

[blackhaus7]

Jackknife?

That's tough to do when you're restrained.

In that case, you'd ignore the intruders and soldier on.

 

[Guest]

In that case, you'd ignore the intruders and soldier on.

Welll, wouldn't have many options, would I?

 

[blackhaus7]

Welll, wouldn't have many options, would I?

None I can think of.

 

[cantdog]

Restraints! Damn. I shoulda had restraints hooked in, in the old Rambler.

I was a fool.

 

[Guest]

None I can think of.

You'd better not wear your police outfit, pal.

 

[Guest]

Restraints! Damn. I shoulda had restraints hooked in, in the old Rambler.

I was a fool.

Drunken fool.

Yep.

 

[blackhaus7]

You'd better not wear your police outfit, pal.

*Puts police costume on shoppinglist.*

 

[LadyJeanne]

The condom seems to undo some men.

 

[R. Richard]

Police banging on the door will kill it every time. Trust me on that.

Police banging on the door is a problem. A husband coming through the door is an EMERGENCY!

 

[3113]

The condom seems to undo some men.

Damn. Forgot that one. Though i suppose that one could fit under the "I like sex a certain way" category (i.e. sans condom).

 

[ibhard]

"oh gee, my husband wasn't supposed to be home so soon."

 

[elsol]

Uh...not to argue with the venerable Colleen... but not if the cops are your landlord's and the girlie is handcuffed to your bed.

She was crackling by the time the coppers left... she actually broke the fucking bed *grumble*

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Anyway from experience...

The day consisted of

Beer in my cereal
Beer on the walk down from the hotel to the beach
"Fuck it's hot... get me a beer"
"Fuck she's hot! Get me another beer!"
Lots of beer with lunch
Some beer pong to pass the afternoon
Some tequila shots to get ready for a night at the clubs...
Lots and by lots I mean A FUCK OF LOT of shots & beers at the club
And finally 3 kamikazes to get ready to go upstairs...

So here's what actually happened...

I picked up two girls who didn't speak English... I didn't speak their language... how I did I pick them up, you ask? Look at the list above.

That evening brought into effect ElSol's Rule Number III on Alcohol

Rule #3 Five beers or more, no suckee-no fuckee!

Sincerely,
ElSol

For the curious, there are four rules of alcohol.

Rule #1 -- No operating heavy machinery
Rule #2 -- Not her!
Rule #3 -- Five beers or more, no suckee-no fuckee!
Rule #4 -- Open rule which can be set by drinking companion depending on the circumstance... i.e. No shooting at the Land Mines, ElSol. (Don't ask... just don't ask!)


Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Boota]

I haven't found anything that will kill it yet. I was once bitten by a girl's dog because he thought I was hurting her, but I didn't stop.

 

[impressive]

I haven't found anything that will kill it yet. I was once bitten by a girl's dog because he thought I was hurting her, but I didn't stop.

*swoon*

 

[Pure]

hmmmm....

no sign of flocking to this poll!

which brings me to (present company excepted or is it, accepted?) a main reason -- hostile environment/attitude/remarks



PS: here's a couple for your list**:
opiates (codeine, demerol, "Oxy", etc.
uppers (amphetamines, coke[aine],
some tranquillizers (ending in "-azine" )
some antidepressants (prozac?)
getting a bit of a particular area of skin caught in one's zipper.

"el" has already covered 'downers', but add, sleeping pills, barbiturates,
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**NOTE: this list is based entirely on FRIENDS' reports!

 

[oggbashan]

Age and decrepitude

Diabetes

Pain in the prostate

Low blood pressure

Arthritis

Back pain

Rolling off the yacht in your passion and falling into the sea that has a temperature of 5 degrees C

Her fingernail in your eye

All of the above are hypothetical and do not apply to

Og

 

[Pure]

more "other"--partner is a control freak, director of action

the partner who, during the act, tells exactly how things must be, position, where, how much, how fast; detailed, continuing directives controlling the situation like a missile launch from Cape Kennedy (bad metaphor).