Lordy me, this was a beaut

[manyeyedhydra]

Yeah, yeah, there are billions of 'look what the funny troll commented' threads already, but this one had me in stitches.

Jesus Is Lord Over All even the demons of the earth.
01/27/10 By: Anonymous
Dear Author,

I want to tell you that your story is an abomination. I believe it to be your silly fantasy of having sex with demons. But I have a different story. The man having sex with the demons could have repented for his sin and called on the name of Jesus driving the filthy sucubus demons away. The fact that you know the greek name for the sexuality demon tells me that you are educated in the things of Good and evil.

Let me tell you that if you have any desire in you to know Jesus Christ I hope that you allow Him to rescue you from your sin before its too late. God Bless you and have a nice life. I hope the best for you with Jesus.

Please dont think Im judging you I just wanted you to know the truth.

Marvelous! I don't normally get much notice in the horror ghetto.

I can't work out whether they're unhappy because the story featured sex with a demon, or because the main character (like pretty much all of my main characters) meets a horrific end without any chance of repentance.

 

[Lisa Summers]

Have you thought about bringing Jesus in as a character? You might not want him to have sex with a demon, though, it doesn't seem like that's what your critic wanted...

 

[driphoney]

Yeah, yeah, there are billions of 'look what the funny troll commented' threads already, but this one had me in stitches.

Jesus Is Lord Over All even the demons of the earth.
01/27/10 By: Anonymous
Dear Author,

I want to tell you that your story is an abomination. I believe it to be your silly fantasy of having sex with demons. But I have a different story. The man having sex with the demons could have repented for his sin and called on the name of Jesus driving the filthy sucubus demons away. The fact that you know the greek name for the sexuality demon tells me that you are educated in the things of Good and evil.

Let me tell you that if you have any desire in you to know Jesus Christ I hope that you allow Him to rescue you from your sin before its too late. God Bless you and have a nice life. I hope the best for you with Jesus.

Please dont think Im judging you I just wanted you to know the truth.

Marvelous! I don't normally get much notice in the horror ghetto.

I can't work out whether they're unhappy because the story featured sex with a demon, or because the main character (like pretty much all of my main characters) meets a horrific end without any chance of repentance.

I read it as the reader has no qualms about being a Christian reading abominations on a porn site and even liked it, but hope you, too, one day will come to know Jesus as they do.

Jesus is his friend; logic is not.

Thanks for sharing.

 

[CopperSkink]

Apparantly grammar isn't either. Proper English is to capitalize His Lordship and all pronouns attached to Him, but words like "good" and "bless" certainly aren't. How do you educate someone in the ways of the Lord without first being educated in the ways of high school English? I know they don't teach apostrophies in high school, but dang.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Apparantly grammar isn't either. Proper English is to capitalize His Lordship and all pronouns attached to Him, but words like "good" and "bless" certainly aren't. How do you educate someone in the ways of the Lord without first being educated in the ways of high school English? I know they don't teach apostrophies in high school, but dang.

Is spelling taught in high school these days? During my youth, it was not, but it was heavily stressed in eight years of elementary school. I even learned how to spell "apostrophes" as well as learning how to use them.

 

[stephen55]

succubus...

My dictionary defines "succubus" as a female demon having sexual intercourse with sleeping men.

My question is; do these men wake up and if so, how upset are they?

 

[Lisa Summers]

My dictionary defines "succubus" as a female demon having sexual intercourse with sleeping men.

My question is; do these men wake up and if so, how upset are they?

....and is there an option for those of us females who wouldn't mind a succubus visit every now and then?

 

[DeeZire]

I want your troll. I'm sick with envy.

 

[BlackShanglan]

My dictionary defines "succubus" as a female demon having sexual intercourse with sleeping men.

Slowly I turn ... step by step ... inch by inch ...

If only Cloudy was here. The definition and nature of the succubus was the topic of a thread we both participated in long months ago, one of those cry until you laugh and then laugh until you cry ones. At one point one poster was citing a Dungeons and Dragons manual as a source, another was quoting from Wikipedia, and the third was referring to "Mary Shelley's Dracula." As I recall it, it also eventually involved the Apostle Paul and the Library of Alexandria, which was evidently located in Greece or possibly Persia.

 

[The_Fool]

Slowly I turn ... step by step ... inch by inch ...

If only Cloudy was here. The definition and nature of the succubus was the topic of a thread we both participated in long months ago, one of those cry until you laugh and then laugh until you cry ones. At one point one poster was citing a Dungeons and Dragons manual as a source, another was quoting from Wikipedia, and the third was referring to "Mary Shelley's Dracula." As I recall it, it also eventually involved the Apostle Paul and the Library of Alexandria, which was evidently located in Greece or possibly Persia.

Cloudy and succubus in the same breath? I am amused...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Cloudy and succubus in the same breath? I am amused...

Ah, here's the thread:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=537801&highlight=bram+stoker


And the parody thread it spawned on the AH:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=538487&highlight=persians


That was a good night. But I did learn never to make a joke about castration to an intensely literal-minded person.

 

[oggbashan]

....and is there an option for those of us females who wouldn't mind a succubus visit every now and then?

That is an incubus.

A Succubus visits a man; An Incubus visits a woman. Of course, with modern sexuality, vice versa is always available.

Either is a demon. Whether the demon manifests itself as a succubus or an incubus depends on the person being visited.

Og

 

[sugarsugar84]

"Jesus driving the filthy sucubus demons away"

This part made me laugh like a child. It's not quite the feeding of the 5000, but it would have been an absolute cracker of a story in my "A Bible Story a Day - 365 Illustrated Bible Stories for Children".

 

[Loring2]

Wow

That is an incubus.

A Succubus visits a man; An Incubus visits a woman. Of course, with modern sexuality, vice versa is always available.

Either is a demon. Whether the demon manifests itself as a succubus or an incubus depends on the person being visited.

Og

Fascinating! I defer to your superior knowledge about the minions of Satan but I had assumed that the dark angels had specific roles. This in that an Incubus was always an Incubus, etc.

Or are these guys the ultimate in ambidexterity.

Humor me Ogs

 

[sr71plt]

So, any stories here of a Succubus visiting an Incubus?

 

[Loring2]

Oh dear

I read it as the reader has no qualms about being a Christian reading abominations on a porn site and even liked it, but hope you, too, one day will come to know Jesus as they do.

Jesus is his friend; logic is not.

Thanks for sharing.

... you misunderstand driphoney as so many of us do. Missonaries go where the need is great. He, she or it is only following that dictate.

He, she or it has certainly picked fertile ground in which to sow the seeds of rightiousness. (did I spell that correctly?) . I like oral sex ... a lot ... for starters.

There now; He, she or it knows where I stand on this thing. Why I get a hard on just looking at your Avatar.

 

[cloudy]

Ah, here's the thread:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=537801&highlight=bram+stoker


And the parody thread it spawned on the AH:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=538487&highlight=persians


That was a good night. But I did learn never to make a joke about castration to an intensely literal-minded person.

One of the best threads ever, even if most of what we said went sailing completely over their heads.

I blame the PERSIANS.

 

[Loring2]

One of the best threads ever, even if most of what we said went sailing completely over their heads.

I blame the PERSIANS.

Never blame a PERSIAN whe you can blame MEDE; or is that drink a MEAD?

 

[TE999]

Never blame a PERSIAN whe you can blame MEDE; or is that drink a MEAD?

One man's Mede is another man's Persian.

 

[cloudy]

One man's Mede is another man's Persian.

They live in Greece, which is close to the continent of Egypt.

 

[manyeyedhydra]

So, any stories here of a Succubus visiting an Incubus?

I remember reading one on here a while back where a succubus's intended victim turned out to be an incubus and she met a grisly fate in classic 'tables turned' fashion. The story was tipped more towards horror than erotica, but quite inventive.

That old thread looks fun. Using the D & D monster manual to back up an argument seems especially weak . I always figured the myth arose as an explanation for wet dreams by people who didn't really understand how their bodies worked. "These impure thoughts can't be me, therefore some evil demon must have put them in my head" kind of thinking.

I don't like taking old myths too literally anyway. There's only so many times you can see a film/story where the succubus's name is - shock, horror! - Lilith before wanting to stab both eyes out.

 

[stephen55]

The miracles of modern medicine....

That is an incubus.

A Succubus visits a man; An Incubus visits a woman. Of course, with modern sexuality, vice versa is always available.

Either is a demon. Whether the demon manifests itself as a succubus or an incubus depends on the person being visited.

Og

My dictionary defines an incubus as Evil spirit supposed to descend on sleeping persons: nightmare ; person, thing, that oppresses like nightmare.

So...if an incubus is female and descends upon me when I'm sleeping, why would I be oppressed? Being woken in the night by a hot babe (a babe who is hot) has always been a fantasy of mine. Okay, it has happened but not for a long time. Oops, does my wife qualify as an incubus? No...she descends upon me but not oppressively so.

And can a succubus become an incubus and vice versa? Why yes. The minions of Satan, better known as "very interesting characters", have recently had their union contract renegotiated to include free, on demand, sex change operations. On Earth, this takes a while, however, in Hell, docs have perfected the "instant sex change".

As for these very interesting characters getting it on with one another, SI,SS,II, or various permutations of Multiple S's and I's, Satan has said 'yes' but only as a reward for very interesting behavior.

 

[OnlyByMoonlight]

The fact that you know the greek name for the sexuality demon tells me that you are educated in the things of Good and evil.

I just think its interesting that (s)he capitalized good, but not evil.

 

[Loring2]

Heh Heh Heh

One man's Mede is another man's Persian.

Heh heh heh

 

[oggbashan]

Fascinating! I defer to your superior knowledge about the minions of Satan but I had assumed that the dark angels had specific roles. This in that an Incubus was always an Incubus, etc.

Or are these guys the ultimate in ambidexterity.

Humor me Ogs

A demon is presumed to mainifest itself in whichever form is most likely to attract the person whose soul the demon is trying to steal.

Therefore I assume that a succubus, a female form, would be used to attract a male or a lesbian, and an incubus, a male form, would be used for heterosexual women and homosexual men.

Whichever appears, please remember that the appearance is only that. The reality is a demon from the depths of hell and its sexual endurance is far beyond human capacity (even with Viagra!).

Og

PS. A Succubus and an Incubus appear in my fifty-word set Ghostly Interventions