Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Orgasms

[AmberLGreen]

As in being fingered by Captain Hook

Now that would be a challenge

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh my lord. There was a woman on here many years ago that did this. She definitely drew a crowd.

That’s very impressive. I imagine the control that takes to draw with your vagina is just unimaginable.

 

[mickyp123]

That’s very impressive. I imagine the control that takes to draw with your vagina is just unimaginable.

I think you will find most women will draw a line at some point

 

[Trekka]

Ok ok ok ok

Lemme clarify that it’s a soft, velvety, satisfied, sweet, throaty giggle that bubbles outta my lips more or less involuntarily

And it’s not not sexy as mannnnnnny of you in this thread can attest!!

SEXONDLY! As @LadyLascivious1 so succinctly mentioned, sex = fun. Fun = laughs. Sex = laughs. That’s how my brain works.

tHERdlee, I see many other ladies here understand the >>> Pmann you’ll need to find a way to validate and quantify the female O timespiral.

And blast of all, @Lord Pmann you lose ten points for a lam3 GnR reference but you gained them back with the drawing ~ grammar ~ filthy link joke. Nice recovery there.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Based on averages and the fact that all of my orgasms are by hand or sexual toy. Time from start to finish does vary quite a lot depending on length of time since last masturbation session and how turned on I am before

 

[ydahecnot]

Based on averages and the fact that all of my orgasms are by hand or sexual toy. Time from start to finish does vary quite a lot depending on length of time since last masturbation session and how turned I am before

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Man, you know how to kill time on a day off

 

[munch2much]

Based on averages and the fact that all of my orgasms are by hand or sexual toy. Time from start to finish does vary quite a lot depending on length of time since last masturbation session and how turned I am before

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I was about to say that I love a pineapple as much as the next man … but apparently not

 

[spiderwal]

Based on averages and the fact that all of my orgasms are by hand or sexual toy. Time from start to finish does vary quite a lot depending on length of time since last masturbation session and how turned on I am before

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If you ever need someone to remote control then let me know as it seems the best way by a long way

 

[Lord Pmann]

Only 5 ways to cum? Pssh…you lack vision and creativity.

There are more. But I only have so much time! Add your own ways to cum!

 

[StacyLeigh]

...also pretty much how my brain feels in any given situation so seems fitting

 

[ShaneoD]

Guys, take note: when a gal uses the phrase "when I cum" on your second date, it is a good sign that you're going to get lucky.

Why does this remind me of when a girl tells you not to cum during sex and your brain and penis seem to work in tandem to betray her wishes

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Based on averages and the fact that all of my orgasms are by hand or sexual toy. Time from start to finish does vary quite a lot depending on length of time since last masturbation session and how turned on I am before

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Can we get a legend for the colors? And I’m pretty sure you put some text in that was tiny and blurry just so you could giggle while thinking about all the perverts zooming in and squinting

 

[AmberLGreen]

Why does this remind me of when a girl tells you not to cum during sex and your brain and penis seem to work in tandem to betray her wishes

Do you have Oppositional Defiant Disorder?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Can we get a legend for the colors? And I’m pretty sure you put some text in that was tiny and blurry just so you could giggle while thinking about all the perverts zooming in and squinting

The one with the red and blue is fingers then vibrator (tend to get wanker’s cramp after that long so switch to toy). Text was tiny so they could use their imagination. I like to improve their creative side in case our paths cross later

 

[Lord Pmann]

@AmberLGreen - why did it change from red to blue?

Oops… asked and answered up there ^^^

 

[YoWhatsGood]

I can’t believe how much people enjoy voice chatting. To me it’s fun but I need to feel boobs in my face along with the voice, it’s not as fun hearing moans and stuff otherwise. Maybe I’m just not doing it right

 

[default24]

I can’t believe how much people enjoy voice chatting. To me it’s fun but I need to feel boobs in my face along with the voice, it’s not as fun hearing moans and stuff otherwise. Maybe I’m just not doing it right

I always keep a sandbag or two handy to satisfy that need. #protip

 

[YoWhatsGood]

I always keep a sandbag or two handy to satisfy that need. #protip

I’m gonna try that next time I think

 

[mickyp123]

Based on averages and the fact that all of my orgasms are by hand or sexual toy. Time from start to finish does vary quite a lot depending on length of time since last masturbation session and how turned on I am before

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Have you tried the Pineapple at the beginning of the day, also after giving it some thought, isn't a pineapple with core removed and mounted against a washing machine on full spin a male toy.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Have you tried the Pineapple at the beginning of the day, also after giving it some thought, isn't a pineapple with core removed and mounted against a washing machine on full spin a male toy.

And the removed core could be the toy for the ladies. His and hers matching toy sets brought to you by Del Monte

 

[mickyp123]

And the removed core could be the toy for the ladies. His and hers matching toy sets brought to you by Del Monte

The sliced rings afterwards could tell so many stories they would be great in a cocktail

 

[AmberLGreen]

The sliced rings afterwards could tell so many stories they would be great in a cocktail

Keep them attached in a spiral and they would make a great cock tail

 

[mickyp123]

Keep them attached in a spiral and they would make a great cock tail

Will never look a dressed cocktail in the same way lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

Have you tried the Pineapple at the beginning of the day, also after giving it some thought, isn't a pineapple with core removed and mounted against a washing machine on full spin a male toy.

And the removed core could be the toy for the ladies. His and hers matching toy sets brought to you by Del Monte

You know, the Native Americans were always known for using ALL of the pineapple. When the white man discovered the pineapple, he would just drill a hole in it, fuck it and discard it, wastefully. But the Native Americans used every piece as you described. The men would fuck the delicious, fruity insides, whilst the women would use the core to fuck themselves, horrifically setting off their pH balance. They even removed the prickly outer skin of the pineapple to help create the first “ribbed for her pleasure” condoms. It was in beta stage and they quickly moved on to something else. Anything else.

Anyway, they were much more resourceful than the horny, wasteful white man.

 

[mickyp123]

You know, the Native Americans were always known for using ALL of the pineapple. When the white man discovered the pineapple, he would just drill a hole in it, fuck it and discard it, wastefully. But the Native Americans used every piece as you described. The men would fuck the delicious, fruity insides, whilst the women would use the core to fuck themselves, horrifically setting off their pH balance. They even removed the prickly outer skin of the pineapple to help create the first “ribbed for her pleasure” condoms. It was in beta stage and they quickly moved on to something else. Anything else.

Anyway, they were much more resourceful than the horny, wasteful white man.

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Im sure the well endowed braves would place the pineapple rings over their cocks so they didnt go too deep.