Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Lactation

[Trekka]

So there’s been some discussion lately, spilled casually, cried over, that I’ve noticed during my questionable bouts of late-night scrolling. The topic at hand is lactation, specifically, and how it may be one of the most quietly, udderly fascinating kinks grazing about the vast fields of the internet today.

And then I started wondering to myself, “How many perfectly normal looking adults are out there right now, minding their business, completely unaware that the person behind them in line at Anthropologie is thinking, “huh… I wonder if they produce...?”

As my thoughts began to curdle, I asked myself: what is lactation really about?

Is it nurture? Novelty? Nipple-based enthusiasm? A deep-seated need to milk a moment for all it’s worth?

People of Lit, do you ever look at the world and think about how much of it is secretly dairy-adjacent?

Would you be surprised if a partner brought it up gently, like, “Hear me out… just a splash?”

Would you judge someone who’s here for the bonding, the suckling, or the mouth-on-boob approach to comfort?

I’m guessing, at this very moment, at least one nurse, two firemen, and three hundred thousand accountants are looking at lactation porn.

I need to get this off my chest. I must know more.

Let’s discuss…

 

[Trekka]

C’mon @Apisto42 … you know you wanna…

 

[Dribble]

The fact this thread hasn't taken off...accumulating posts at "ludicrous" speed...is an example of why I no longer consider myself a Litizen. Members today...are just really boring.

Is it the receiver that makes it kinky? Or the deliverer? Who really gets the rewards? Or is it old men longing for their youth? So many questions...cause i really don't understand...

 

[Apisto42]

So there’s been some discussion lately, spilled casually, cried over, that I’ve noticed during my questionable bouts of late-night scrolling. The topic at hand is lactation, specifically, and how it may be one of the most quietly, udderly fascinating kinks grazing about the vast fields of the internet today.

And then I started wondering to myself, “How many perfectly normal looking adults are out there right now, minding their business, completely unaware that the person behind them in line at Anthropologie is thinking, “huh… I wonder if they produce...?”

The question is “I wonder what her day rate is? Is she a good milker at 8lbs a day? Should I increase her protein intake?”

The answer is always yes.

As my thoughts began to curdle, I asked myself: what is lactation really about?

Vomitous. That was a fully cured pun with too much blue in it for sure.

Is it nurture? Novelty? Nipple-based enthusiasm? A deep-seated need to milk a moment for all it’s worth?

While I appreciate a good boob cuddle (with accompanying head scratches), I don’t have a lactation fetish.

People of Lit, do you ever look at the world and think about how much of it is secretly dairy-adjacent?

As a lover of cheese? Yes. Absolutely. But cheese and sex do not overlap in my vinn diagram.

Would you be surprised if a partner brought it up gently, like, “Hear me out… just a splash?”

I was totally into tasting my wife when she was breast feeding our son, but it was one time and a curiosity. Cantaloupe flavor. And yes, occasionally during sexy fun time there was milk release, but that just happened.

Would you judge someone who’s here for the bonding, the suckling, or the mouth-on-boob approach to comfort?

No kink shaming here. I could do with a little mothering myself.

I’m guessing, at this very moment, at least one nurse, two firemen, and three hundred thousand accountants are looking at lactation porn.

Those dirty dirty accountants.

I need to get this off my chest.

Just need the … let down do you?

I must know more.

Let’s discuss…

I think I spilled enough milk there.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m guessing, at this very moment, at least one nurse, two firemen, and three hundred thousand accountants are looking at lactation porn.

Those dirty dirty accountants.

*narrows eyes*

 

[PotNoodle79]

Accountants are the worst. Fucking deviants.

 

[Apisto42]

*narrows eyes*

Not surprised.

 

[Endless_Night]

How is that @hotwords229_A hasn't commented?

Hucows are his go to fantasy..

 

[Dribble]

So like Trekka....to stop in...ask questions i don't know the answers to...and leave without enlightening me. I am so bummed

 

[hotwords229_A]

How is that @hotwords229_A hasn't commented?

Hucows are his go to fantasy..

This is not accurate information.
Although, I have no lactation desire, I would still suck off a boob if given the opportunity simply because, why not?

 

[kreemi_pi]

So there’s been some discussion lately, spilled casually, cried over, that I’ve noticed during my questionable bouts of late-night scrolling. The topic at hand is lactation, specifically, and how it may be one of the most quietly, udderly fascinating kinks grazing about the vast fields of the internet today.

And then I started wondering to myself, “How many perfectly normal looking adults are out there right now, minding their business, completely unaware that the person behind them in line at Anthropologie is thinking, “huh… I wonder if they produce...?”

As my thoughts began to curdle, I asked myself: what is lactation really about?

Is it nurture? Novelty? Nipple-based enthusiasm? A deep-seated need to milk a moment for all it’s worth?

People of Lit, do you ever look at the world and think about how much of it is secretly dairy-adjacent?

Would you be surprised if a partner brought it up gently, like, “Hear me out… just a splash?”

Would you judge someone who’s here for the bonding, the suckling, or the mouth-on-boob approach to comfort?

I’m guessing, at this very moment, at least one nurse, two firemen, and three hundred thousand accountants are looking at lactation porn.

I need to get this off my chest. I must know more.

Let’s discuss…

I got nothing. You already milked this topic for all it's worth

 

[kreemi_pi]

I know some people who are into this, but they don't talk about ut very much

Nope, hardly any leaks from that crowd.

 

[Trekka]

ohhhh damn! i have regained my multiquote skills! just in time for this thread.

The fact this thread hasn't taken off...accumulating posts at "ludicrous" speed...is an example of why I no longer consider myself a Litizen. Members today...are just really boring.

Is it the receiver that makes it kinky? Or the deliverer? Who really gets the rewards? Or is it old men longing for their youth? So many questions...cause i really don't understand...

Well, @Lord Pmann is, I believe, out of his X-rated office at the moment. But once he returns he has some explaining to do. Just wait!

The question is “I wonder what her day rate is? Is she a good milker at 8lbs a day? Should I increase her protein intake?”

The answer is always yes.

Vomitous. That was a fully cured pun with too much blue in it for sure.

While I appreciate a good boob cuddle (with accompanying head scratches), I don’t have a lactation fetish.

As a lover of cheese? Yes. Absolutely. But cheese and sex do not overlap in my vinn diagram.

I was totally into tasting my wife when she was breast feeding our son, but it was one time and a curiosity. Cantaloupe flavor. And yes, occasionally during sexy fun time there was milk release, but that just happened.

No kink shaming here. I could do with a little mothering myself.

Those dirty dirty accountants.

Just need the … let down do you?

I think I spilled enough milk there.

you actually spilled the exact, correct amount of milk here.
i know you could've spilled more, but you held back.
we may actually be finding our whey here.

*narrows eyes*

we can just write this one off...

Accountants are the worst. Fucking deviants.

it's all so mathy. those sick, number loving, fucks.

How is that @hotwords229_A hasn't commented?

Hucows are his go to fantasy..

DID YOU KNOW that my husband makes a LOT of oblique references to the hu-cow thing?!
Endless, he has... bought things.

(psst... did I tell you we officially tied the knot this past year? The Viking and I are no longer hand-fasted, shacker-uppers. We decided to get the government involved! )

So like Trekka....to stop in...ask questions i don't know the answers to...and leave without enlightening me. I am so bummed

cmon, dribs. i'm mercurial, man. it's part of my allure.
that's how i became legen-dairy around here

This is not accurate information.
Although, I have no lactation desire, I would still suck off a boob if given the opportunity simply because, why not?

yanno? my brother told me he knew a girl who could shoot it across the room, and she did so, at parties, to fuck with people. so *she* sounds like fun, if not one card short of a full deck. i believe that woman actually did lactation porn as a side hustle... real cream of the crop stuff.

I know some people who are into this, but they don't talk about ut very much

Nope, hardly any leaks from that crowd.

I find a lot of info about it is available on MooTube.

 

[Apisto42]

ohhhh damn! i have regained my multiquote skills! just in time for this thread.

Your teat just needed a squeeze to remember how to do it.

you actually spilled the exact, correct amount of milk here.
i know you could've spilled more, but you held back.
we may actually be finding our whey here.

That’s gouda you to say.

it's all so mathy. those sick, number loving, fucks.

As a former economist/statistician I can verify that number loving fuckers are sick fucks.

DID YOU KNOW that my husband makes a LOT of oblique references to the hu-cow thing?!
Endless, he has... bought things.

Did that churn your butter?

(psst... did I tell you we officially tied the knot this past year? The Viking and I are no longer hand-fasted, shacker-uppers. We decided to get the government involved! )

Getting the government involved usually involves some curdling of the event.

yanno? my brother told me he knew a girl who could shoot it across the room, and she did so, at parties, to fuck with people. so *she* sounds like fun, if not one card short of a full deck. i believe that woman actually did lactation porn as a side hustle... real cream of the crop stuff.

Missed a pun opportunity there in bold. Perhaps “if not one squirt shy of a full milk pail.”

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

I remember when our first son was born. My wife produced copiously, and my kid was always satisfied. She pumped into bottles so we could alternate doing the night feedings. She still had a lot of milk left. The idea of pumping into the drain didn't grab her. So I said, "What the hell is a husband for when his wife needs relief? Give me that tit." She did, and we both enjoyed the hell out of it. Lord God, we were so good together those first few years.

 

[Trekka]

I remember when our first son was born. My wife produced copiously, and my kid was always satisfied. She pumped into bottles so we could alternate doing the night feedings. She still had a lot of milk left. The idea of pumping into the drain didn't grab her. So I said, "What the hell is a husband for when his wife needs relief? Give me that tit." She did, and we both enjoyed the hell out of it. Lord God, we were so good together those first few years.

this is what i’m talking about people.
this is authenticity right here.
and nutrition advice.
all in one place.
i love lit.

cheers, @LegendInMyOwnMind to oversharing in the best of ways!

 

[hotwords229_A]

So can anyone describe the taste of boob juice?
I want it to be like eggnog, but I assume it’s a little more bitter.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Intentionally blank

 

[Trekka]

So can anyone describe the taste of boob juice?
I want it to be like eggnog, but I assume it’s a little more bitter.

this is literally why i can’t drink egg nog

 

[deft]

Oh, myyyy…

 

[Apisto42]

So can anyone describe the taste of boob juice?
I want it to be like eggnog, but I assume it’s a little more bitter.

Sweet. Human breast milk is very high in sugars, fats and protein.

 

[Dribble]

All anyone has to do is watch a baby suckle until they fall asleep to know it doesn't taste bitter. Their look of contentment says it all

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

So can anyone describe the taste of boob juice?
I want it to be like eggnog, but I assume it’s a little more bitter.

Cow's milk is but a pale shadow of the taste. The sweet richness of it. We are hard-wired to prefer that taste to any other. So hard to put into words, our first experience with it predates language.

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

this is what i’m talking about people.
this is authenticity right here.
and nutrition advice.
all in one place.
i love lit.

cheers, @LegendInMyOwnMind to oversharing in the best of ways!

I will gladly overshare anything with right questioners, which you are clearly among. The only things I won't disclose publicly are my last name, exact location, and the names of my son, and any of my lovers still living. All else is fair game for the right questioner.

 

[Endless_Night]

DID YOU KNOW that my husband makes a LOT of oblique references to the hu-cow thing?!
Endless, he has... bought things.

Um, okay.

(psst... did I tell you we officially tied the knot this past year? The Viking and I are no longer hand-fasted, shacker-uppers. We decided to get the government involved! )

You did not! Congratulations!!!

I would post a picture of whatever it is that Vikings through at weddings, but pic posting now requires and act of God.