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smithpeter

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naughty collage cuties liquored up and ready to fuck

may we devise a way to get Literotica a little bit classier?
After all, would never invite my Sunday School teacher to visit Literotica with a banner declaring this business about fisting and old dudes with barely legal teens and horny honey housewives.
Be in good humor.
Bless us all and pray for Peace
:p
 
You're such an odd poet dude. I'd think you'd love your college cuties all liquored up! You want them sober?
Hey, the poetry board is lit's little piece of class. (mind you, I said class.)
 
When momma went missing
we feared it was MILF hunter.
But he was one crazy guy
sexing up suburban moms
and momma wasn't from the suburbs.

Classy Banner
 
smithpeter,

I know what you mean!!! Ick. I HATE the banners. Can't we find sponsors for condoms, Kama Sutra Oil of Love, SOMETHING!!!

oK, I can solve the whole problem in two words.

Dress Code

Yep, you know how people just seem to act more civilized if they're all dressed up!

ok ok sports jackets and dresses here only (oooh, dresses!) And for all of you guys out there with that kink, go for it!

Gee, I don't know...Do you think we'll all end up writing stuff like:

"I think that I shall never see......"

Kat~:rose:
 
smithpeter

ummm "collage cuties" ???? Can you liquor them up? Won't it get the paper wet?

OHHHH "college cuties"!!! I get it now.

hehe ( I am SUCH a wise ass, I know)

Kat~:rose:
 
it was "collage" as in Marshall McLuhan "massage"
my message is not so clear to you dear lady, but not as pompous as some that require my apology /ies
in public, need to say, you are quite the thing, thank you for being my friend.
blush and gone
 
Re: smithpeter

KatPurrs said:
ummm "collage cuties" ???? Can you liquor them up? Won't it get the paper wet?

OHHHH "college cuties"!!! I get it now.

hehe ( I am SUCH a wise ass, I know)

Kat~:rose:
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You're full of yourself, kat. lol
 
Originally posted by WickedEve
You're such an odd poet dude. I'd think you'd love your college cuties all liquored up! You want them sober?
Hey, the poetry board is lit's little piece of class. (mind you, I said class.)
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That's right! Poetry board is a very classy place. No drunk-college-teenagers-banging incitement banners at all*, no Sunday-School-teacher repeller pictures**, several layouts to choose from***

*which makes me wonder why am i here in the first place
**except maybe Eve's avatars****
***one of them has to be at least a little bit cool
****actively choosing to ignore my own


Seriously, the stories/poetry pages could use a make over. Maybe even the banner should have some sort of aesthetical quality control...
 
Dear M.I.L.F. HUNTER

please sir or madam
you must be a reasonable person
to paint your face like a tent in war time
but don't you feel a bit strange?

who is that lady?
your wife?
your toy?
both?
or a composition of stupid
ways to make fantastic cash
while dummies like me
look elsewhere
at my shame as you
laugh out loud
all the way
to some stinking bank
 
Somehow I Doubt

that we can make them all go away, but I sure would love to not see--from the corner of my eye--a woman fisting while I read poetry. Doesn't she ever get tired?
 
smithpeter said:
it was "collage" as in Marshall McLuhan "massage"
my message is not so clear to you dear lady, but not as pompous as some that require my apology /ies
in public, need to say, you are quite the thing, thank you for being my friend.
blush and gone
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Ohhhhh...well shows you what I know! LOL *blush*
 
Oh SP you old inspirer, you

Hey Sista Fista?

take out that fist
we readin poems here
we gettin pissed

Go wash that hand
try to understand
who we are

Poets dammit!
we try to make art
talk truth
show beauty

Now who wants that
marred by you

in the
background

writhing

rammajammin
your booty?
 
Speaking of fisting, you could be full of something else Kat. Ouch...:eek:
 
yeah, but that "full feeling" made the serotonin kick in and I fell asleep.
 
Angeline stashed Rowdy Ted
and made a fist quite tight
She traded in a dildo
for new delights tonight
 
Eve??

Loathe as I am to discuss my personal practices on an Internet bulletin board, I want to state most unequivicably that--much as banner girl appears to be having a one-woman party, I myself do not now nor have I ever been a member of the communist party.....

wait.

Fisting just looks really gross to me. Like it hurts. Bad.

You bitch. You knew you'd get me to answer right away!!! :p

(It's kind of amazing how well we've all come to know each other, never having met.)
 
Praised for elbow-deep technique
men eagerly shook her hand
When she gave them all the finger
they greedily licked all five and...
 
Woman do not make me go outta control here!

Praised for elbow-deep technique
men eagerly shook her hand
When she gave them all the finger
they greedily licked all five and...


said sakes alive
that's better than toast and jam

OR


said you taste delish you freak

OR

said you've sprung a leak


ok. i can be low. as you see.

say goodnight gracie.

goodnight gracie.

kat it's a pleasure to meet you. i would have preferred not in a fisting thread, but life is strange, huh?


:kiss: to all
 
Re: Woman do not make me go outta control here!

Angeline said:
kat it's a pleasure to meet you. i would have preferred not in a fisting thread, but life is strange, huh?
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This thread is strange, Angeline. LOL.

It was a pleasure to meet you as well. Thanks for the warm welcome. Eve said I'd like you. She's a wicked but wise woman, ain't she?

Kat
 
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