Looks Like a Newbie!

[Pairaclities]

Hello,
I have been lurking here for a while and now joined.
Feel free to hurl your best, I have thick skin.

 

[blobfish]

You live in India? Even our noobs are being outsourced.

 

[Pairaclities]

Well it was going to be incontinent but that probably too much information.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Well it was going to be incontinent but that probably too much information.

You have my undivided attention. Blow me away in 25 words or less.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm afraid I'm going to need to see more. Credit card information, checking account numbers... something I can work with.

 

[Aquagal]

You have a pair of clities? Are you deformed?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Guess I'll go wash my hair.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Hello,
I have been lurking here for a while and now joined.
Feel free to hurl your best, I have thick skin.

Yours may be the smartest opening post by a newbie in the history of this forum. Most newborns wander in here with a giddy optimism born of ignorance and are shocked when they are pelted with rotten fruit.

Since you've displayed the wisdom of a realist, I'll just set aside this box of produce for the idiot in line behind you.

Welcome.

 

[Sinny]

Considering he ^ wrote the ultimate guide for n00bs, consider the Col's welcome a good sign for your existence here.

Welcome aboard. You can't post an Av until you hit 100 posts, but you can bypass that requirement if you paypal a mod, such as myself, a small donation to keep this site afloat.

Signed,
Lit Help Desk/Night Crew Lead

 

[Pairaclities]

Sure, no problem.
My office has a fee structure for that information.
It's cheap.. really, give us a call.

 

[Pairaclities]

Aah sorry my love, I'm all out of blow aways.
I'm just a has been gentleman with desires. 18

 

[Pairaclities]

Not me, I have no clities at all.
My fondest tryst was with one that did though. In the words of our youth "it was awesome, dude".

 

[Pairaclities]

Such is the advantage of lurking. Thank you for throwing me an edible fruit.

 

[Pairaclities]

Thank you Sinny, nice av if I may be so bold.

 

[blobfish]

I guess bath salts still enjoy a cult following.

 

[Pairaclities]

I guess bath salts still enjoy a cult following.

Nay, I only take in a little wine each day. Anything else would sully the temple.

 

[SkAoUt]

well done,

mastering the art of quotes.

 

[Pairaclities]

well done,

mastering the art of quotes.

Well, such is the life of newness. Experiential and all that.

 

[Sinny]

well done,

mastering the art of quotes.

Love seeing you back, stop disappearing.

 

[blobfish]

In my head, I'm pronouncing "Pairaclities" like a Greek statesman. Pair-ah-cluh-teez.

 

[Pairaclities]

In my head, I'm pronouncing "Pairaclities" like a Greek statesman. Pair-ah-cluh-teez.

This would be accurate. A sexual parody. Lame maybe, but such as it is.

 

[blobfish]

This would be accurate. A sexual parody. Lame maybe, but such as it is.

Who is it meant to parody? Just Greek pronunciations in general?