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~Pops into the room flexing.~ Tickets to the gun show anyone?


FLEXING:D
-peeks in and pokes ya as you flex-


hmm..-ponders that offer-

sure you wanna trust me with a gun? :D

I trust you with one -- hell i trust me with one

*flexs my muscles and strikes a few poses* uh huh I showed ya pics of my kills and they were unteen times the weight of me...RAWR!


awww...you trust me..so sweet..*pounces you and binds you up suspending you quickly allowing you to dangle about*


SHERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:devil:
Yeah, well I shot a water moccasin with a pellet gun yesterday! It was trying to crawl up from all the rain we've been getting. They're spawning or something...scary stuff.

~Eyeing you pounce before being tied up. Dangling lightly from the floor. ~ How did you do that so fast!?

yuckkkkkkkk water mocs scare me

UGH! I don't do snakes..when I was wee high to a grasshopper I got a baby water snake tangled in my line where I was fishing...to tucked it in a bread bag , stabbed the bag for ti to have air...cut the line and tied it up. Took it home dropped it into a 10 gal aquarium and kept it for years. Good ol'george got big fast and meaner than a junkyard dog. no longer could i take the lid from his cage without him curling and wanting to strike.

Well, he got out one night and he slithered about for a couple weeks and then one day I found him sunning himself on the sill and dead.

that was the end of snakes for me. the thoughts of him slithering around while i was sleeping didn't fare well for me. *shivers*


Cus I'm damn ggod thats how I got ya tied up so fast and you didn;t resist either..more willing than anything. *ponders a little CBT on you*
now you sound like me -- damn is that why we are so good together???
 
moth balls work as well..used to get alot of them come up from my pond to my cement side porch or from the woods and bug my geese and mallards eating the eggs...bastages!

I cut their heads off with a shovel...till I found out they ate all the moles and shrews in my yard...so i just flicked em back into the tree line again and again..tho black snakes are nothing really not poisonous.

*chuckles and reaches up raking my nails around your shoulder and back cus I feel like being nice to you for once* LOL :kiss:

*watches*
 
FLEXING:D


I trust you with one -- hell i trust me with one


(LOVE this answer!)
SHERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:devil:


yuckkkkkkkk water mocs scare me

uh huh hated them when we used to water ski and tube..to many people get to close to the sides and hit the nests

now you sound like me -- damn is that why we are so good together???

NO, thats just one of the many reasons I love you like no other from a different mother!

now im off to do the domestic deed of food shopping!

need anything?
 
moth balls work as well..used to get alot of them come up from my pond to my cement side porch or from the woods and bug my geese and mallards eating the eggs...bastages!

I cut their heads off with a shovel...till I found out they ate all the moles and shrews in my yard...so i just flicked em back into the tree line again and again..tho black snakes are nothing really not poisonous.

*chuckles and reaches up raking my nails around your shoulder and back cus I feel like being nice to you for once* LOL :kiss:

Well these are the poisonous variety. It's been confirmed after a shot! Water Mocasin, damn little spawning bastards.

~Wriggles as you scratch my shoulders. Swaying back and forth in the bindings. Noticing Roze stroll in.~ Hey Roze! I was strung up from showing off the pipes! Come cut me down and I'll let you touch em!
 
Well these are the poisonous variety. It's been confirmed after a shot! Water Mocasin, damn little spawning bastards.

Yea I know they are more...*ponders if you're a spawning bastage*



~Wriggles as you scratch my shoulders. Swaying back and forth in the bindings. Noticing Roze stroll in.~ Hey Roze! I was strung up from showing off the pipes! Come cut me down and I'll let you touch em!

*watched ya wiggle ...feeling you do so under my sharp claw like nails...then stops giving ya a push and watches ya swing about...poking ya here and there cus i can and feel like being mean * :D

NO-o-o-o Roze won't cut you down..she'll torment you as well just cus we can..and your male.
 
*watched ya wiggle ...feeling you do so under my sharp claw like nails...then stops giving ya a push and watches ya swing about...poking ya here and there cus i can and feel like being mean * :D

NO-o-o-o Roze won't cut you down..she'll torment you as well just cus we can..and your male.


~Sways back and forth getting slightly dizzy. Trying to bonk into you on the way back.~

Well, just because I'm a man doesn't mean she won't help! I happen to be borderline awesome!
 
~Sways back and forth getting slightly dizzy. Trying to bonk into you on the way back.~

Well, just because I'm a man doesn't mean she won't help! I happen to be borderline awesome!

-chuckles as I step side to side as you sway and try to hit me- lordy no wonder you never hit anything when you're out hunting! bad ...bad aim my dearheart. :D


Uh huh..she won't cus I'll ask her not to and she LOVES me...PFttt!

LOL..wow ego there dahlin?
 
-chuckles as I step side to side as you sway and try to hit me- lordy no wonder you never hit anything when you're out hunting! bad ...bad aim my dearheart. :D


Uh huh..she won't cus I'll ask her not to and she LOVES me...PFttt!

LOL..wow ego there dahlin?


~Spins in slow circles as I miss you, staring at the floor.~ Well, if I'm going to be strung up for an undetermined amount of time. I might as well ask what you have planned for me?

:p I said borderline not confirmed awesome! It's a...healthy...self confidence?
 
~Spins in slow circles as I miss you, staring at the floor.~ Well, if I'm going to be strung up for an undetermined amount of time. I might as well ask what you have planned for me?

:p I said borderline not confirmed awesome! It's a...healthy...self confidence?

I havent the slightest clue yet..maybe just stand here all night and poke you with a stick?

LOL...I'll confirm it..you are borderline awesome hunny...*lies badly* :D
 
I havent the slightest clue yet..maybe just stand here all night and poke you with a stick?

LOL...I'll confirm it..you are borderline awesome hunny...*lies badly* :D

Hmm, me thinks this is payback for painting you a couple weeks back. I made you look awesome and this is the thanks I get!!!

~Foams at the mouth.~
 
Well these are the poisonous variety. It's been confirmed after a shot! Water Mocasin, damn little spawning bastards.

~Wriggles as you scratch my shoulders. Swaying back and forth in the bindings. Noticing Roze stroll in.~ Hey Roze! I was strung up from showing off the pipes! Come cut me down and I'll let you touch em!

HEH i still got cuffs from your ass-- SEEEEEEEEE


so why the hell would i let you down:rolleyes:
 
*watched ya wiggle ...feeling you do so under my sharp claw like nails...then stops giving ya a push and watches ya swing about...poking ya here and there cus i can and feel like being mean * :D

NO-o-o-o Roze won't cut you down..she'll torment you as well just cus we can..and your male.

yeppers-- i think i got some feathers somewhere:devil:
 
-chuckles as I step side to side as you sway and try to hit me- lordy no wonder you never hit anything when you're out hunting! bad ...bad aim my dearheart. :D


Uh huh..she won't cus I'll ask her not to and she LOVES me...PFttt!

LOL..wow ego there dahlin?

thats ok cause you know me so well -- you know that i wont let him down anyways:devil:
 
oh hell like i said where the hell are the waders?????

*laughs and offers ya part of mine..* come on in..theres room.

I told him you wouldn'tlet him down..he didn't believe me!

he could be a pinata! Could beat him till he splits open. :D
 
yes yes i do thrive on it -- feed me feed me feed me more;)

*groans* god woman...don't tell me to feed you...feed you...feed you >.<

That just sent my perverted mind into a tizzy !:devil:

seems I have mail..*skitters to it as i make breakfast for the Lil master. We have graduated to table food these days.

Lovers ya heaps :kiss:
 
*groans* god woman...don't tell me to feed you...feed you...feed you >.<

That just sent my perverted mind into a tizzy !:devil:

seems I have mail..*skitters to it as i make breakfast for the Lil master. We have graduated to table food these days.

Lovers ya heaps :kiss:

so i take it you liked the pictures-

and i love sending you into a tizzy:devil:
 
so i take it you liked the pictures-

and i love sending you into a tizzy:devil:

Yea I did especially the last one the pipes as I said it came out rather artistic. They look cute together....yups she's most definately growing up there mom..now you need another one of two...six or ten to take her spot when she goes to college.


I know you do, you do it on purpose just for a reaction!


Sat out on the back deck this worning with Lil master and we watched a doe come in sight, the little fart got all excited and screamed and scared her off not sure I got a good picture of her. Lord, the bunnies are mating, damn things are running about like wild.
 
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