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Sinful_whispers said:
LOL..where ya think i get my ideas for stories...hmm? Uh huh..right here..lol. Oh, Kisses ch.02 is going over quite well..now..sometime I need to work on ch.03..and ch06 for porn..so i can stop that one till time aloows me to jump back into it. Beem busy these days..I :heart: & miss everyone!
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I see you are being well received for the new story -- and i am glad for that --

Lovers you and miss you too :kiss:
 
What about old stuff?

Good evening Rose,
I haven't written much, only five stories so far, but would like another opinion and any helpful hints you might have, so that I can become a better writer and story teller. Please check out my stories if you could and if anything there intriques you or even if you find it boring, let me know. I'll only get better with constructive criticism.
Thanks-
Habs

rozezwild said:
Hello all and how are you today?? I am well --- thank you.

I am looking to edit stories for people to kill some of the everyday tedium that is in my life.
I have edited one series already -and loved doing it.
I have a good turnover time - you will usually have the edit back with-in 24 hours unless something major happens and then I will let you know ASAP that it will take a little longer

Feel free to PM me anytime and I will get back to you soon

Roze :rose:
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rozezwild said:
I amma waiting damn it where are you all??? :D
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Sorry :( I got drunk before all of you arrived and my husband had to carry me to bed. :eek: It really wasn't a pretty sight....thank god it's over!! :rolleyes:
 
LadyCibelle said:
Sorry :( I got drunk before all of you arrived and my husband had to carry me to bed. :eek: It really wasn't a pretty sight....thank god it's over!! :rolleyes:
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Glad to hear you got drunk LadyC..eh..pretty sight or not..it was the b'day...-laughs-..yea it's over..sure is..and ya made it rhu it..29 again
 
Sinful_whispers said:
Glad to hear you got drunk LadyC..eh..pretty sight or not..it was the b'day...-laughs-..yea it's over..sure is..and ya made it rhu it..29 again
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Yeah that's it....29 again. :rolleyes:
 
LadyCibelle said:
Sorry :( I got drunk before all of you arrived and my husband had to carry me to bed. :eek: It really wasn't a pretty sight....thank god it's over!! :rolleyes:
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Oh well -- we will keep these IOU's ;)
 
rozezwild said:
Stopping in to say hello to all my sweeties :kiss:
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Heya! I'm doing the same..bit busy these days..but wanted to pop in and say goodnite to all and to all a goodnight! :kiss: x12

lurves everyone!
 
Sinful_whispers said:
Heya! I'm doing the same..bit busy these days..but wanted to pop in and say goodnite to all and to all a goodnight! :kiss: x12

lurves everyone!
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Lovers you too -- can check it all at work now :nana:
 
Would be interested in three stories I sent you a couple weeks back that you agreed to edit. I realize I advertise editing but its difficukt to edit one's own story.

Just a thought.
 
Hello my lovelies,

I know I'm not really "there" these days and I'm sorry about it. I've learned that my mom was sick a few days ago and it's worrying me a bit. We've always been close but now with me being in NB and her being in Quebec I don't have that closeness we shared for all those years.

My folks are coming to visit at the end of July and I can't wait. They'll be here for a week, ready to celebrate my daughter's and son's birthday wth us.

Miss you all lots and lots. :rose: :kiss:
 
LadyCibelle said:
Hello my lovelies,

I know I'm not really "there" these days and I'm sorry about it. I've learned that my mom was sick a few days ago and it's worrying me a bit. We've always been close but now with me being in NB and her being in Quebec I don't have that closeness we shared for all those years.

My folks are coming to visit at the end of July and I can't wait. They'll be here for a week, ready to celebrate my daughter's and son's birthday wth us.

Miss you all lots and lots. :rose: :kiss:
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I'm really sorry to hear that LadyC..I wish her the best..and I know your back must still be giving you problems all in the same. ::hugs::..I wouldnt mind going home myself and seeing my parents for a week..or having them come here..but that won't happen with their busy scheduals..and their planning a cruise for august comming your way..thought about being a stow-a-way!

Have a geat day everyone!
:kiss: x12
 
Daytime funnies!!!

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."


Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her. Then one day she met a guy and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, " He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on." So she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later her car broke down on the way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home. On her way she passed a small diner and the odor of the baked beans was more than she could stand. Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home she putt-putted. And upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it.

Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang. He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the phone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cabbage cooking.

Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the phone farewells signaled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin, placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself. She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, Apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!!! There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a Happy Birthday!!!


A girl asks her boyfriend, to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the counter, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: a 3-pack, 10-pack, or a family pack. "I'm really going to give it to this girl," the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to go for hours and hours." The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack, saying the boy will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meet his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes passes and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious. " The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!!"
 
More..

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors:green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared.

Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his
first-grade teacher about the baby brother or
sister that was expected at his house. One day
the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements
of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously
impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore,
he stopped telling his teacher about the impending
event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap
and said, "Johnny, whatever has become of that
baby brother or sister you were expecting at
home?"

Johnny burst into tears and confessed, "I think
Mommy ate it!"


A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart along with this note:

My Dearest,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love, Roger

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
 
Riddles!!..Can you solve 'em?

Okay..aside from the funnies..figured I toss in a few riddles for solving..got the answers?

1) How many F's?

Question:

A quick test of intelligence.
There are no Tricks to the test. Read this sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Important, count them ONLY ONCE: do not go back and count them again

2) What am I?

Question:

I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

3) What am I?

Question:

No legs have I to dance,
No lungs have I to breathe,
No life have I to live or die
And yet I do all three.
What am I?

4) Whats wrong with this paragraph?

Question:

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!

5) Who done it..who is the murder suspect?

Question:

A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?

Thought I'd toss in a different thing into the thread..any guesses?
 
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