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[rozezwild]

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a sexy body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. Limp as a dish rag!

On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife covered in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she pored through a movie magazine.

Then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection. Looking down at his penis, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!


Aunt Ivonne was in the garden tending to her flowers when she got the urge to pee. So she did and wiped off her dew on a rose. Uncle Fred came along later, picked up the rose, sniffed it, then ran to phone the newspaper editor.

"I found a rose that smells like a woman's you-know-what!"

The editor said, "That's nothing. When you find a you-know-what that smells like a rose, call me again."


Drum roll.....

Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

OHHHHHHHH hell i love them all

 

[rozezwild]

I forgot there..theme song!!! How dare I..spank me O' Mightly Princess with the leather crop!

-Welcome to Our Insanity-
(Revised Alice cooper tune of Welcome to my nightmare)

Welcome to our Insanity.. We think you're gonna like it ..We think you're gonna feel like you belong
A nocturnal vacation unnecessary sedation you want to feel at home 'cause you belong
Welcome to our Insanity, whoa oh oh oh
Welcome to Our breakdown We hope we didn't scare you that's just the way we are when we come down
We sweat laugh and scream here 'cuz life is just a dream here you know inside you feel right at home here
Welcome to Our breakdown.. whoa oh oh oh you're welcome to our Insanity, yeah eh yeah eh
Welcome to our Insanity ..We think you're gonna like it We think you're gonna feel you belong
We sweat laugh and scream here 'cuz life is just a dream here you know inside you feel right at home here
Welcome to our Insanity ooh ooh ooh ooh welcome to our breakdown yeah!​

Hot fucking damn we have a Theme song

 

[rozezwild]

-tags LadyC- cus shes it now!
I will definatly keep that in mind on the serious side, about you editing for me.

My daughter and I are both bi iv'e been since 12, and she came out when she was about 15 i think. I had a live in sub off and on for 13 years. I've had a few F/F relationships for a while over the years. My one aunt was a leasbian, so i grew up around her for a bit, and man, did she like the bulldykes..the manly ladies. One scared the shit outta me, she was a tunpike bridge painted..-shudders- she was ruff! I have such a colorful life..lemme tell you.

okay My dearest Roze...meet you in your dreams! See I knew it..you were the Domme type..-drools-

Seriously Keep it in Mind and we will see what happens --

I have never been with a woman -- but i lean that way -- daughter well she hasnt figured out yet -- and i am not pushing it -- why when they grow up so goddamn fast as it is

I not it cus i cant see no one cus i am sleeping

 

[Morpheus1981]

Dontcha know Good things come in small packages

What about large packages?

Anyone need a spanking? Or maybe a group spanking?? Syn? Roze? Lady C.?

Damn it's late again..

 

[Morpheus1981]

Morph only pushes me cus he wants me to write lesbian sex!! He's such an addict to it..-laughs- Morph, i'll write something just for you!

mmmm.. ur not just teasin' me again are u kitten?

I hope this isn't just a cruel joke..!

sweet dreams Syn bebe, let that sexy active adorable little mind of urs get some rest!!

 

[rozezwild]

What about large packages?

Anyone need a spanking? Or maybe a group spanking?? Syn? Roze? Lady C.?

Damn it's late again..

You are asking a Domme about GETTING a spanking??

 

[rozezwild]

mmmm.. ur not just teasin' me again are u kitten?

I hope this isn't just a cruel joke..!

sweet dreams Syn bebe, let that sexy active adorable little mind of urs get some rest!!

No rest for the wicked -- she finds me every night when we dream

 

[LadyCibelle]

What about large packages?

Anyone need a spanking? Or maybe a group spanking?? Syn? Roze? Lady C.?

Damn it's late again..

To answer your question Morph.....I won't answer it.

I'll refer you to my PGTW story and read what I think.

Spanking? You still don't get it do you? WE do the spanking..not you. You, you're simply good enough to watch and learn.

 

[Morpheus1981]

To answer your question Morph.....I won't answer it.

Spanking? You still don't get it do you? WE do the spanking..not you. You, you're simply good enough to watch and learn.

Hmmm.. then how about if you three spank each other for awhile while I supervise the whole operation close-up ?? You'll know instantly if I approve btw!!!

P.S. You get those toenails painted yet babe? And if so can I have a little peek??

I hope my kittens' all right today, her driveway might have floated into Arkansas by now lol..

 

[rozezwild]

To answer your question Morph.....I won't answer it.

I'll refer you to my PGTW story and read what I think.

Spanking? You still don't get it do you? WE do the spanking..not you. You, you're simply good enough to watch and learn.

ROFLMFAO










ohhhhhhhhh as the kiddo would say -------------SNAP she gots you

 

[rozezwild]

Hmmm.. then how about if you three spank each other for awhile while I supervise the whole operation close-up ?? You'll know instantly if I approve btw!!!

P.S. You get those toenails painted yet babe? And if so can I have a little peek??

I hope my kittens' all right today, her driveway might have floated into Arkansas by now lol..

Nope if it floats away it is under strict orders that it comes to Michigan

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Seriously Keep it in Mind and we will see what happens --

I have never been with a woman -- but i lean that way -- daughter well she hasnt figured out yet -- and i am not pushing it -- why when they grow up so goddamn fast as it is

I not it cus i cant see no one cus i am sleeping

Women are so sensual, least most that I know or been with. I've never been with a 'rough' female ever. -laughs- holly came home from school one day, the phone rang and she said to me.."that's for me Mom it's one of my wives" I about fell out laughing. Here her and her b/f had a deal with two other couples that the 3 females could have each other and the males had nothing to do with it. So, from there on I knew she had a thing for females of course.You better have gotten some sleep last night!

 

[Sinful_whispers]

mmmm.. ur not just teasin' me again are u kitten?

I hope this isn't just a cruel joke..!

sweet dreams Syn bebe, let that sexy active adorable little mind of urs get some rest!!

I slept great thank you Morph..but I have to say...I cannot go against the Mistresses of the Forum or Mistress of this thread..

-refers to LadyC's post-

Spanking? You still don't get it do you? WE do the spanking..not you. You, you're simply good enough to watch and learn.

And that post is backed up by the Domme of the thread

ohhhhhhhhh as the kiddo would say -------------SNAP she gots you

then there's me

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Nope if it floats away it is under strict orders that it comes to Michigan

mmhm..that's sooo correct! Will make world wide headlines..river running upstream the opposite way all the way to Roze!

See..she said the key two words 'strict orders' I cannot go against that!!

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Yup Morph, I'm great, today it was decent out. We had a bit of rain but mainly quick down pours. I got 10 buffulo ran to auction, they go up for sale wed. (morrow)...got wash done and dinner started, then gotta go out clean the dog pens up (wrinkles her nose) and call the meds in for my friend..and pick those up..lemme see..few others things in there as well. OH!..havta stop and get seeds and plants for the garden since I'm gonna drop more stuff in it. Was just gonna to potatoes under compost cus of all the leaves but decided on a few others things as well..since working on it. gotta find a way to stop the critters from climbing the trees and dropping down into it. They stole a buncha stuff thus far..other than a buckshot in their arse.
But will see you tonight!

NOW! LadyC...Mz Roze....love ya's dearly..hopes ya'll are having a wonderful day! See you's later on..-wipes the droll from her chin-

x12 for Mz Roze x12 for Lady Cibelle

 

[rozezwild]

I slept great thank you Morph..but I have to say...I cannot go against the Mistresses of the Forum or Mistress of this thread..

-refers to LadyC's post-


And that post is backed up by the Domme of the thread



then there's me

And trust me a 5'8 or so woman that is not scared of Nothing -- i might scare a few

 

[rozezwild]

mmhm..that's sooo correct! Will make world wide headlines..river running upstream the opposite way all the way to Roze!

See..she said the key two words 'strict orders' I cannot go against that!!

NOPE can not go against that at all

 

[rozezwild]

Yup Morph, I'm great, today it was decent out. We had a bit of rain but mainly quick down pours. I got 10 buffulo ran to auction, they go up for sale wed. (morrow)...got wash done and dinner started, then gotta go out clean the dog pens up (wrinkles her nose) and call the meds in for my friend..and pick those up..lemme see..few others things in there as well. OH!..havta stop and get seeds and plants for the garden since I'm gonna drop more stuff in it. Was just gonna to potatoes under compost cus of all the leaves but decided on a few others things as well..since working on it. gotta find a way to stop the critters from climbing the trees and dropping down into it. They stole a buncha stuff thus far..other than a buckshot in their arse.
But will see you tonight!

NOW! LadyC...Mz Roze....love ya's dearly..hopes ya'll are having a wonderful day! See you's later on..-wipes the droll from her chin-

x12 for Mz Roze x12 for Lady Cibelle

Come'ere and i will lick it off and the only thing My gramps ever got was to clear the trees away -- or back far enough that a small tilt in with the top of the fence did it --- or tall enough for you to work in and fenced completely on the top

 

[Sinful_whispers]

And trust me a 5'8 or so woman that is not scared of Nothing -- i might scare a few

Hmm..sooo..If my calculations are correct..me being 5'5 gives you 3 inches over me..the top of my head would roughly come to yer cute nose..my lips to your chin..which is closer to your neck for easy access biting..right?..Now, as I continue down..my tongue would be close to cleavage..right?

You wouldn't scare me! I don't scare that easy unless it's a giant alien green biting penis thats a few feet round and one that I can rope cattle with, that farts, spits and sings " Dixieland delight" out it's peehole!! OH! na has trendils! I'd run or give a dayum good head job to save my ass from it!

 

[Sinful_whispers]

Come'ere and i will lick it off and the only thing My gramps ever got was to clear the trees away -- or back far enough that a small tilt in with the top of the fence did it --- or tall enough for you to work in and fenced completely on the top

I have my ducks under fence..cus they're three that will roam away or get taken. the critters walk across the fencing on top..i used heavy chicken wire..and they really try to snag the eggs..-grumbles- the snakes try also..and if there is one thing I hate it's snakes..-shudders-..dealt with them long enough. BUT, where i live I can't go without them being around.

Anyways..how was the day? I hope it went smoothly..same for you LadyC..hope yu have a good day as well!

 

[rozezwild]

Hmm..sooo..If my calculations are correct..me being 5'5 gives you 3 inches over me..the top of my head would roughly come to yer cute nose..my lips to your chin..which is closer to your neck for easy access biting..right?..Now, as I continue down..my tongue would be close to cleavage..right?

You wouldn't scare me! I don't scare that easy unless it's a giant alien green biting penis thats a few feet round and one that I can rope cattle with, that farts, spits and sings " Dixieland delight" out it's peehole!! OH! na has trendils! I'd run or give a dayum good head job to save my ass from it!

Very close to cleavage


Puuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrfectly close

 

[rozezwild]

I have my ducks under fence..cus they're three that will roam away or get taken. the critters walk across the fencing on top..i used heavy chicken wire..and they really try to snag the eggs..-grumbles- the snakes try also..and if there is one thing I hate it's snakes..-shudders-..dealt with them long enough. BUT, where i live I can't go without them being around.

Anyways..how was the day? I hope it went smoothly..same for you LadyC..hope yu have a good day as well!

It went really good -- and now i can not wait to do some writing with you

You got your edit back and where i think it should go -- now lets play and have some fun before we do all that

 

[Reyevan]

New Yahoo Id

To all who want to know my old Yahoo Id was screwed with and I made a new one this is it. dragon_of_camelot

 

[rozezwild]

To all who want to know my old Yahoo Id was screwed with and I made a new one this is it. dragon_of_camelot

K let me know sweetie

 

[Reyevan]

I did all ready.