looking for vampire help

[sweet_lusciousdesire]

So in one of my parts the protagonist runs into a male vampire and after awhile he finds out male vampires are impotent/perpetually flacid because without a pulse they can't exactly get junior up and running. This doesn't mean they can't have sex, with special enchantments they can but there's not a lot of people willing to cast vampire viagra so its few and far between.

This got me thinking that the main character may want to know about female vampires, I mean there are downfalls for them as well because with decreased bloodflow to the clitoris it would mean reduced lubrication but since sexual arousal starts the leaking of plasma would a female vampire have to rely on lube? Isn't plasma dependent on blood flow?

Anyone have some ideas >.<

Whatever works. Lube is good! Especially hot or cold ones! Some clit gel should help your female vamp...even vampires need orgasms haha

 

[Hypoxia]

Various cultures have their own takes on vampirism. In parts of Malaysia, they're little flying skulls with long fangs. In some Eastern Euro traditions (so I've read) they're mindless revenants, very zombi-like. Incubi and succubi can be seen as spiritual vampires. Pre-Code Hollywood 'vamps' just lured men to their doom. Any of these, and more, can serve as models for vampire societies.

The only necessity is some plausible mechanism for draining humans of their vitality: soul, blood, lymph, sexuality, thoughts, dreams, memory, chemistry, anatomy -- the vampire nibbles away at neurons or gametes or glands, or drains neurotransmitters or hormones, or channels neuroelectric activity. Whatever.

Whether and how the vampire is physically capable of mimicking human sexual activity is a plot decision for the author. Maybe the vamp has magical control over their arousal -- they can will wetting and stiffening to occur. Maybe they don't, and they need physical assistance, whether engorging or lubricating. Maybe their fangs and claws become erotic zones, rather as lips and tongues are for the living. Maybe they limit themselves to mindfucks. It all depends on the story you wish to tell.

Let's have a clumsy virgin vamp who hasn't yet learnt to cum on their fangs; or a vamp unicorn who only bites other unicorns (no bestiality here); or a deluded, naive soul vamp who doesn't realize they're draining life-force, they just think their partners are slugs; or a 'good' vampire who only drains bad thoughts and evil intents, orgasmic-ally. Yeah, or a disease vampire who sucks away your cancer and makes you cum hard, hard, hard.

Variant vampires. Damn, I may have to write some of these.

 

[noye]

Various cultures have their own takes on vampirism. In parts of Malaysia, they're little flying skulls with long fangs. In some Eastern Euro traditions (so I've read) they're mindless revenants, very zombi-like. Incubi and succubi can be seen as spiritual vampires. Pre-Code Hollywood 'vamps' just lured men to their doom. Any of these, and more, can serve as models for vampire societies.

The only necessity is some plausible mechanism for draining humans of their vitality: soul, blood, lymph, sexuality, thoughts, dreams, memory, chemistry, anatomy -- the vampire nibbles away at neurons or gametes or glands, or drains neurotransmitters or hormones, or channels neuroelectric activity. Whatever.

Whether and how the vampire is physically capable of mimicking human sexual activity is a plot decision for the author. Maybe the vamp has magical control over their arousal -- they can will wetting and stiffening to occur. Maybe they don't, and they need physical assistance, whether engorging or lubricating. Maybe their fangs and claws become erotic zones, rather as lips and tongues are for the living. Maybe they limit themselves to mindfucks. It all depends on the story you wish to tell.

Let's have a clumsy virgin vamp who hasn't yet learnt to cum on their fangs; or a vamp unicorn who only bites other unicorns (no bestiality here); or a deluded, naive soul vamp who doesn't realize they're draining life-force, they just think their partners are slugs; or a 'good' vampire who only drains bad thoughts and evil intents, orgasmic-ally. Yeah, or a disease vampire who sucks away your cancer and makes you cum hard, hard, hard.

Variant vampires. Damn, I may have to write some of these.

Your response has probably been the best. After reading it I realized these vampires are my own as long as they engage in vampire like abilities I can explain it away how I like. This seems rather obvious but I've never seen a non-sexual vampire so as soon as I wrote it I got panicked.

 

[Athlantian]

One thing that you can use, is the fact that (most) Vampires lives of blood.
Obvious, yes I know, but blood isn't always pure.
What happens if a vamp drinks the blood of a drunk person? We know that alchohol goes into the blood, so perhaps it'll make the vamp slightly (or more) drunk. What about a person high on some drug? Will the vamp get high as well? and if so, can they become addicted?

 

[Hypoxia]

One thing that you can use, is the fact that (most) Vampires lives of blood.
Obvious, yes I know, but blood isn't always pure.
What happens if a vamp drinks the blood of a drunk person? We know that alchohol goes into the blood, so perhaps it'll make the vamp slightly (or more) drunk. What about a person high on some drug? Will the vamp get high as well? and if so, can they become addicted?

The vampire will be so affected IF the author so desires. Above, I suggested a disease vampire, one who drains humans of their infections. Step back from that, and any blood-sucking vamp may be susceptible to their victims' ailments, drugs, weird biochemistry, whatever.

To remain somewhat reality-based, consider that a vamp must suck almost ALL the victim's blood to get a sufficient dose of whatever drug (including alcohol) the victim has ingested. A human body contains about 5 liters or 1.2 gallons of blood -- that's an awful lot to swallow at once. If the typical vamp draws about a liter, they're in little danger of overdosing.

 

[PervOtaku]

I learned about this recently from a webcomic:
http://www.doesnotplaywellwithothers.com/comics/2014/pwc-252

"This is actually based around some ridiculous thing Vampire: the Masquerade put out after being pestered about the big “can WoD vampires have sex” question. The setting was clearly ripping off the sexless Ann Rice vampires, but at the same time, the writers knew that a giant chunk of their fan base were goth LARPers who’s primary interest in the game was that it (hopefully) got them laid a lot more than playing D&D would. So they came up with some game mechanics about using bloodpoints to force body parts to start working for a few hours. Now, please note this is the same game line that once used a full color illustration of vagina dentata as a back cover, so it was rather hilarious how prudish they were about the whole thing, even stating over and over again how the vampires totally don’t enjoy it at all and would only do such a thing when necessary for the sake of the masquerade."

Additionally,
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OurVampiresAreDifferent
wherein you can do and justify pretty much any damn thing you please. Scientific plausibility is hardly an issue since there's nothing scientifically plausible about an undead creature to begin with. You have to breathe and have a pulse, all the cells of your body literally won't work without those. Even if you bullshit something about the cells being converted to an anerobic metabolism, there still must be some fuel or energy being transferred to them somehow or the vampire wouldn't even be able to walk around. This is why most vampire/zombie/etc. stories blame things on magic or just don't attempt to explain certain things at all.