Looking for that *special* woman...

[nangaman]

...who:
0) Doesn't smoke, drinks Socially, is educated, and can hold an intelligent conversation
1) Loves Sex
2) Knows the difference b/w Sex, Friendship, and Love
3) Is comfortable with her body
4) Has an Exhibitionistic side
5) Prefers the Nude life
6) Is into porn, but not obsessed with it like most women are P)
7) Wants to live the Swinger Lifestyle
8) Is into 3somes (MFF or MMF),...
9) ...4somes,...
10) ...Orgies,...
11) ...Gangbangs,...
12) ...Light BDSM...
13) ...Double Penetration...
14) ...Double Vaginal Penetration...
15) ...Double Anal Penetration...
16) ...Air Tight (Oro-Vagino-Anal Penetration)
17) ...Double Airtight...
18) ...Creampie/Cum Swap...
19) ...Squirting...
20) ...Squirt Swap...
21) ...Bukkake...
22) ...Squirt Bukkake...
23) ...bareback fucking with close trustworthy friends...
24) ...interracial (any race)...
25) ...big cocks...
26) ...tattoos and piercings...
27) ...and cuddling.
28) Wants to have kids someday
29) Has Goals and a career
30) and, finally...wants to fall in love and live happily ever after.

Good God!!!!! Are you still reading!!?

If you're a woman and answered "yes" to at least six of these, ANY SIX, contact me NOW!

LOL

*sigh* Finding that perfect one is soooooooo hard, and it takes soooooo much out of us.

Why don't we all celebrate that wonderful hardship and treat ourselves to an ice-cream for lunch. Go to that ice-cream shop down the street, find one if you have to, and treat yourself to two scoops of chocolate. Who knows, maybe that special someone is reading this very line, living in your town, and will be eating two scoops of chocolate ice-cream in that very shop.

Make it happen.

Have an especially momentous serendipitous significant day you all.

~Peace~

Nangaman

 

[secretflirt]

Darn, I'm only into five of those options. #13-17.


(just kidding. good luck!)

 

[bettigirl]

1,2,3,4,6, sometimes 8, 12, 26, 27, 29 and 30. I go to the ice cream parlor down the street at least twice a week and always go for the chocolate.

 

[nangaman]

Darn, I'm only into five of those options. #13-17.


(just kidding. good luck!)

Are you trying to say I should be less picky? That I should settle!? Well...I guess I could go down to four, but then I'd have to pick between a total angel or a completely depraved slut. I guess with a bit of hard work I could turn the angel into a totally depraved slut. That's a lot of work though. Do you know how hard it would be to convince an average woman to do Double Airtight!? Forget it!

Secretflirt, you're already half way there, so if you willing to add 18, 21, 23, 24 ( I'll throw in 25 and 27 to just sweeten the deal for you) then I think we're soulmates....


...LOL, j/k.

Thanks for responding! I thought this thread was going to disappear into Forum oblivion, only to be discovered by someone who accidently pressed page 50...

Nanga

 

[nangaman]

1,2,3,4,6, sometimes 8, 12, 26, 27, 29 and 30. I go to the ice cream parlor down the street at least twice a week and always go for the chocolate.

Bettiegirl...you had me at "1,2,3,4,5,6." I'm yours to claim, if you so wish.


nangaman

 

[baby_blue0230]

Interesting

Interesting questions. To bad you don't accept PM's...lol...had some questions about your questions that I'm not going to post on a post.

 

[baby_blue0230]

And good luck

And good luck searching for that "special" woman