Looking for that frisson again

[Inrhapsody]

Oh, we're definitely easy, but then again, only easy for the right guys!

I am easy for anybody that has a UK accent...oh damn there are a lot of them here. Good thing I can't hear their accents. Or, and this is a deep question, because this is EA's thread, Wings...do we have the accent. That is sort of one of those - if a tree falls in the forest...

 

[Wings27]

I am easy for anybody that has a UK accent...oh damn there are a lot of them here. Good thing I can't hear their accents. Or, and this is a deep question, because this is EA's thread, Wings...do we have the accent. That is sort of one of those - if a tree falls in the forest...

No, it's definitely them, it seems that everything they say is just so much sexier in their British accent then our American one.

 

[Inrhapsody]

No, it's definitely them, it seems that everything they say is just so much sexier in their British accent then our American one.

the phone book
Adams, Jenny
Allan, Terence


INS??? EA?? Who would like to read first?

 

[ItNeverSets]

the phone book
Adams, Jenny
Allan, Terence


INS??? EA?? Who would like to read first?

Seeing as EA is away, I will have to step up (or "man up" as you say)! I could start with the dictionary perhaps?

Aardvark....
Aardwolf....
ummm... I think Anal is next...

*sirens wailing* Oh No! I've set off the SMUT alarm!

 

[jhe1950]

Seeing as EA is away, I will have to step up (or "man up" as you say)! I could start with the dictionary perhaps?

Aardvark....
Aardwolf....
ummm... I think Anal is next...

*sirens wailing* Oh No! I've set off the SMUT alarm!

Wait, wait gol darn it....put down that dic-tion-ar-y........('taint Ms IN smart giving even y'all limeys books)...(Though Denny says make a note o' anal)...and check the weather conditions a' yer local landin' strip...Effram's on his way totin' Disco Denny ta' help with yer social life tonight...an' Denny even has an extra merkin fer ya'...They'd ha' been there by now but seeing there weren't any harvested corn fields nearin' the Bronx, seems Effram had ta' land in the wetlands by Flushing meadows and both the EPA and Homeland Security took a bit o' issue with that causin' a slight delay....so calm yer nerves help is on the way....

 

[Inrhapsody]

Seeing as EA is away, I will have to step up (or "man up" as you say)! I could start with the dictionary perhaps?

Aardvark....
Aardwolf....
ummm... I think Anal is next...

*sirens wailing* Oh No! I've set off the SMUT alarm!

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.... I AM SO GONNA TELL ON YOU WHEN EA GETS BACK. Why must I ALWAYS be the responsible one? Being a teacher is so hard (signs and shakes her head).

 

[Inrhapsody]

Wait, wait gol darn it....put down that dic-tion-ar-y........('taint Ms IN smart giving even y'all limeys books)...(Though Denny says make a note o' anal)...and check the weather conditions a' yer local landin' strip...Effram's on his way totin' Disco Denny ta' help with yer social life tonight...an' Denny even has an extra merkin fer ya'...They'd ha' been there by now but seeing there weren't any harvested corn fields nearin' the Bronx, seems Effram had ta' land in the wetlands by Flushing meadows and both the EPA and Homeland Security took a bit o' issue with that causin' a slight delay....so calm yer nerves help is on the way....

SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, SMUT

 

[Jekyll87]

SMUT, SMUT, SMUT, SMUT

Whoa !! EA's gonna be so mad when he gets back. I thought you were the responsible one ?

 

[Jekyll87]

I wonder if my accent is sexy too ? Oh well, IN this one's for you. ( Mind you all of the above and this one are off the top of my head. So you aren't allowed to criticize them. )

I wish she was my teacher,
Looks better than any God's creature,
But then a pirate came into bay,
And whisked her away,
So now I have to educate myself through double features.

 

[Inrhapsody]

I wonder if my accent is sexy too ? Oh well, IN this one's for you. ( Mind you all of the above and this one are off the top of my head. So you aren't allowed to criticize them. )

I wish she was my teacher,
Looks better than any God's creature,
But then a pirate came into bay,
And whisked her away,
So now I have to educate myself through double features.

ummm Okay HB, ignore the Hog Waller rant. That was actually very sweet. and I bet your accent is cute too, although I might not be able to understand you.

 

[Wings27]

Seeing as EA is away, I will have to step up (or "man up" as you say)! I could start with the dictionary perhaps?

Aardvark....
Aardwolf....
ummm... I think Anal is next...

*sirens wailing* Oh No! I've set off the SMUT alarm!

No worries, I just kicked the alarm, it won't be going off any time soon. Don't tell EA though, I'd like to remain innocent in his eyes.

 

[Inrhapsody]

No worries, I just kicked the alarm, it won't be going off any time soon. Don't tell EA though, I'd like to remain innocent in his eyes.

ha...okay, she is SO innocent, really she is.

 

[Wings27]

ha...okay, she is SO innocent, really she is.

*batting my eyes*

(On a totally unrelated note, I've been thinking about starting a blog about my sex life. I wonder how that would go over?)

 

[Inrhapsody]

*batting my eyes*

(On a totally unrelated note, I've been thinking about starting a blog about my sex life. I wonder how that would go over?)

giggle..oh if anyone should...you should

 

[Wings27]

giggle..oh if anyone should...you should

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[Jekyll87]

ummm Okay HB, ignore the Hog Waller rant. That was actually very sweet. and I bet your accent is cute too, although I might not be able to understand you.

And why is that ?

 

[Jekyll87]

Bwahahahahahahaha

I thought you closed the curtains on neighbors ?

 

[Jekyll87]

ummm Okay HB, ignore the Hog Waller rant. That was actually very sweet. and I bet your accent is cute too, although I might not be able to understand you.

I'm keeping it to myself from now on....here's the last to remind you why :

I used to write funny limericks,
Until I was told to get myself fixed,
But IN was rude, :caning:
And I'm not in the mood,
To write more if all I'm going to get are kicks

 

[Wings27]

I thought you closed the curtains on neighbors ?

Not the ones I invite over! *sweet smile*

 

[Jekyll87]

Not the ones I invite over! *sweet smile*

Who did ya invite ?
*looks expectantly *

 

[ItNeverSets]

Reporting in...

Who did ya invite ?
*looks expectantly *

Hey Ho! Just got back in from my date with The Hot Accountant. We didn't make it to the fireworks as the traffic was completely snarled up for miles around but we got to see them from the car! Switched to plan B and headed straight for the Indian restaurant. The food and wine was excellent!

We talked and laughed all evening, but I was never brave enough to tell her just how stunning she looked or how much I enjoyed being with her (probably for the best). I have just sent her a text message telling her all that instead. She will take a little while longer to get home than me so I will sit here and hopefully get a positive response.

I did muster up enough courage to give her a peck on the cheek at the end of the night though! God, I feel like I am 13 years old! I've been advised by everybody to take it slow, but if I go any slower I will be moving backwards!

 

[ItNeverSets]

Yay!

Yay! THA texted back to say that she had a great time and that I shouldn't worry about being shy because she has the same problem. She says that we can be shy together! Married by Xmas!

 

[jhe1950]

Hey Ho! Just got back in from my date with The Hot Accountant. We didn't make it to the fireworks as the traffic was completely snarled up for miles around but we got to see them from the car! Switched to plan B and headed straight for the Indian restaurant. The food and wine was excellent!

We talked and laughed all evening, but I was never brave enough to tell her just how stunning she looked or how much I enjoyed being with her (probably for the best). I have just sent her a text message telling her all that instead. She will take a little while longer to get home than me so I will sit here and hopefully get a positive response.

I did muster up enough courage to give her a peck on the cheek at the end of the night though! God, I feel like I am 13 years old! I've been advised by everybody to take it slow, but if I go any slower I will be moving backwards!

Hey dang, just got a call from Disco Denny, evidently he an' Effram missed ya' as he wuz caught in traffic and there wuz some kinda comotion, says looked like'n WW III broke out or sumptin' anyways he also lost yer protection on the way cross the pond, and by the way what's exactly y'all calls condoms over there anyway...told him ya' might'n be a' the Indisn rest'rant...but he says he t'aint seen a Chippawa sincin' they landed so he and Effram mightn be a bit confused...could ya' do us a favor an look fer em....Effram's probly' curled up in a ball some place and Disco Dennie, Well if have any pubs playin' Donna Summer song on their juke box I'm sure he'll be round...anyways we needs the duster back here by tomorrow so'n he can take Ms Wangs up round Injunapolis an drop bars of Velveeta on the neighborhoods invitin' em to the festival....I'm sure glad all wents well fer ya' on yer special night....though Dennie says ya' kissed the wrong cheek...

 

[ItNeverSets]

Hey dang, just got a call from Disco Denny, evidently he an' Effram missed ya' as he wuz caught in traffic and there wuz some kinda comotion, says looked like'n WW III broke out or sumptin' anyways he also lost yer protection on the way cross the pond, and by the way what's exactly y'all calls condoms over there anyway...told him ya' might'n be a' the Indisn rest'rant...but he says he t'aint seen a Chippawa sincin' they landed so he and Effram mightn be a bit confused...could ya' do us a favor an look fer em....Effram's probly' curled up in a ball some place and Disco Dennie, Well if have any pubs playin' Donna Summer song on their juke box I'm sure he'll be round...anyways we needs the duster back here by tomorrow so'n he can take Ms Wangs up round Injunapolis an drop bars of Velveeta on the neighborhoods invitin' em to the festival....I'm sure glad all wents well fer ya' on yer special night....though Dennie says ya' kissed the wrong cheek...

We just call them condoms over here as well, there are other names but I won't go into that here...

How does Dennie know I kissed the wrong cheek when I haven't said which cheek I kissed!

 

[ms_interpretation]

I'm keeping it to myself from now on....here's the last to remind you why :

I used to write funny limericks,
Until I was told to get myself fixed,
But IN was rude, :caning:
And I'm not in the mood,
To write more if all I'm going to get are kicks

awww, don't be sensitive, we'll be good (well as much as we're capapable) go ahead....do another one.....pretty please *fluttering eyelashes*

Hey Ho! Just got back in from my date with The Hot Accountant. We didn't make it to the fireworks as the traffic was completely snarled up for miles around but we got to see them from the car! Switched to plan B and headed straight for the Indian restaurant. The food and wine was excellent!

We talked and laughed all evening, but I was never brave enough to tell her just how stunning she looked or how much I enjoyed being with her (probably for the best). I have just sent her a text message telling her all that instead. She will take a little while longer to get home than me so I will sit here and hopefully get a positive response.

I did muster up enough courage to give her a peck on the cheek at the end of the night though! God, I feel like I am 13 years old! I've been advised by everybody to take it slow, but if I go any slower I will be moving backwards!

YAY for you. The text message was a nice touch....she'll be thinking about you the rest of the evening.