Looking for that frisson again

[Wings27]

Geez, you'd think someone was trying to get me drunk. When the sad fact is I don't even need to be buzzed to do that.

 

[EnglishAgain]

You know, I think you might be onto something there, this all started about 19 years ago... Round about the same time as I met EA! Could there be some connection between what he was doing on that far away day when I first met him and what he was doing on Friday night? Now let me think for a minute... I seem to remember him climbing on top of a box. Dammit! If only I could remember!!!

Or maybe it is diet related? One can never have too much cheese in ones diet! But as for the whiskey, it's more likely to be vodka abuse!

Yeah you know I was down with Betty Boo, doing the do, shaking my delicious funky thang when you were first lucky enough to lay your eyes on me in envy and sneaking admiration. Last Friday was just another way to demonstrate that you don't have to be beige and bonkers to moonwalk.

 

[EnglishAgain]

Geez, you'd think someone was trying to get my drunk. When the sad fact is I don't even need to be buzzed to do that.

In that case, can I buy you a plane ticket? Or at least a webcam? In perfect innocence of course. Did I not mention earlier that I am studying pre-Raphaelite art and the female form, so you could consider it a research project.

(Did that sound plausible? Even a little bit? What if I put on a serious tie and make sure I'm using my most authoritative voice?)

 

[Wings27]

In that case, can I buy you a plane ticket? Or at least a webcam? In perfect innocence of course. Did I not mention earlier that I am studying pre-Raphaelite art and the female form, so you could consider it a research project.

(Did that sound plausible? Even a little bit? What if I put on a serious tie and make sure I'm using my most authoritative voice?)

Hmm, planes are nice, I own a webcam (and for the love of god if you are not a member of this thread, I'm NOT going to get naked for you, so don't even try). And you might want to go more for the Rubenesque period of you're going to study my form.

 

[EnglishAgain]

Oh, Oh..pick me, pick me (hand up in the air waving it like crazy) pick ME!!!

I think you were picked a long long time ago, now I just have to assassinate your husband with a hypnotised Oompa Loompa, kidnap you from your normal life and virtual playtime and install you in all your glory in my spare room. You'll make it look a darn sight better than INS!

 

[EnglishAgain]

Hmm, planes are nice, I own a webcam (and for the love of god if you are not a member of this thread, I'm NOT going to get naked for you, so don't even try). And you might want to go more for the Rubenesque period of you're going to study my form.

ooh, Wings, if you could only see me now. My laptop is set at an angle for some reason, my normal epistolary eloquence seems to be deserting me and my vision is most definitlyy blorrign cnt tipe nmrore

 

[Wings27]

ooh, Wings, if you could only see me now. My laptop is set at an angle for some reason, my normal epistolary eloquence seems to be deserting me and my vision is most definitlyy blorrign cnt tipe nmrore

Sounds more like a seizure than a fit of joy.

 

[Jekyll87]

Hmm, planes are nice, I own a webcam (and for the love of god if you are not a member of this thread, I'm NOT going to get naked for you, so don't even try). And you might want to go more for the Rubenesque period of you're going to study my form.

Can you imagine how many new members this thread is going to have now ?

 

[Jekyll87]

ooh, Wings, if you could only see me now. My laptop is set at an angle for some reason, my normal epistolary eloquence seems to be deserting me and my vision is most definitlyy blorrign cnt tipe nmrore

EA is certainly in the mood tonight. I thought you were the only one with self control. Alas, you too succumbed to wings' belly dancing charms.

 

[ItNeverSets]

I think you were picked a long long time ago, now I just have to assassinate your husband with a hypnotised Oompa Loompa, kidnap you from your normal life and virtual playtime and install you in all your glory in my spare room. You'll make it look a darn sight better than INS!

I'm worried now that there is a webcam secreted in his spare room seeing as he seems to know just how good I make it look!! Just think of me and wings together beautifying your spare room!

 

[EnglishAgain]

EA is certainly in the mood tonight. I thought you were the only one with self control. Alas, you too succumbed to wings' belly dancing charms.

Hi Jekyll, how are you?

In the mood? Oh I'm like Barry White dipped in honey, that's how in the mood I am. Mrs EA looks like she's in the mood too, and I'm making the final preparations for my holiday on the 20th. Have you seen the belly dancing then? Does the rest of her dance too, or does her body go off and get a pedicure whilst the belly stays behind to do a shimmy?

Have fun

 

[jhe1950]

Vodka and I do not agree, there usually ends up with someone naked on the table, gyrating to the music, and that someone is usually me. *Hanging head in shame* Hence why Wings no longer drinks vodka. Now tequila, that I can still handle.

Unfortunately there was no table in that urine soaked cell. However, your proclivity to succumb to the affects of vodka seem much more pleasant than mine, which leaves me thinking that I refill a perrier bottle with said substance and stand by my webcam in anticipation that you may forget yourself and allow me access. Still laboring under the unfortunate mind altering effects of Hiram's elixor, which I hope keeps me away from the pookie I've avoided successfully these last several decades.

 

[Jekyll87]

Hi Jekyll, how are you?

In the mood? Oh I'm like Barry White dipped in honey, that's how in the mood I am. Mrs EA looks like she's in the mood too, and I'm making the final preparations for my holiday on the 20th. Have you seen the belly dancing then? Does the rest of her dance too, or does her body go off and get a pedicure whilst the belly stays behind to do a shimmy?

Have fun

I'm good kind sir. Hope you two have a lovely holiday.

Oh no, I havent been fortunate enough to see it firsthand.. You'll have to ask her more about it though. Hopefully when I'm around.

 

[Wings27]

I'm worried now that there is a webcam secreted in his spare room seeing as he seems to know just how good I make it look!! Just think of me and wings together beautifying your spare room!

*thinking* oh the ways we could beautify it!!! *evil grin*

 

[jhe1950]

*thinking* oh the ways we could beautify it!!! *evil grin*

Speaking of web cams, and more so of tequila, that is a drink I only share with close friends, (as close friends also request my absence from web cams), as that fine liquor often has me believing I'm impervious to pain, have grown several inches, possess super human strength, charm, and looks, and might also challenge the entire marine corps to some fisty cuffs. While indulging with empathic friends in private, I avoid public inbibing.

 

[Wings27]

I think maybe I should clarify, just because I do prefer tequila doesn't mean I actually drink much of it. I'm, in all honesty, a very cheap date as I tend to mostly drink water, and maybe down one drink. Besides the obvious tendency to lose my clothes, I'm often pretty far from home when I'm out with friends, meaning I'll have to drive myself home. The last time I trusted one of them to drive me home, I wound up naked on my back porch howling at the moon. I SWEAR I had not drank enough to cause that. I mean come on, we all know howling at the moon is ok, even naked is fine, but on one's back PORCH, now that is beneath me.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Well it seems that at least one of us can learn from their mistakes! I however seem to have an uncanny ability to repeat the same mistakes again and again and again! I'm trying to break the cycle but it's just too much fun! Ask any of my ex-wives and they will tell you that the ride was worth the fall!!

As for vodka getting me in trouble... I was once escorted to the next train out of town by the police in a sleepy little seaside town called Margate. I awoke wearing a giant foam cowboy hat! If I could travel back through time I just know that the cowboy hat would soon find me again!

I can almost hear EA shaking his head in resignation...

COWBOY??? COWBOYS??? DID SOMEONE MENTION COWBOYS???

 

[Inrhapsody]

In that case, can I buy you a plane ticket? Or at least a webcam? In perfect innocence of course. Did I not mention earlier that I am studying pre-Raphaelite art and the female form, so you could consider it a research project.

(Did that sound plausible? Even a little bit? What if I put on a serious tie and make sure I'm using my most authoritative voice?)[/QUOTE

yes, I am on the way

 

[Inrhapsody]

I'm worried now that there is a webcam secreted in his spare room seeing as he seems to know just how good I make it look!! Just think of me and wings together beautifying your spare room!

Hey...what about me? I was invited by EA. Oh I know...Wings and I in the spare room. giggle. Wings, hun, think there is good shopping in London.

 

[jhe1950]

I think maybe I should clarify, just because I do prefer tequila doesn't mean I actually drink much of it. I'm, in all honesty, a very cheap date as I tend to mostly drink water, and maybe down one drink. Besides the obvious tendency to lose my clothes, I'm often pretty far from home when I'm out with friends, meaning I'll have to drive myself home. The last time I trusted one of them to drive me home, I wound up naked on my back porch howling at the moon. I SWEAR I had not drank enough to cause that. I mean come on, we all know howling at the moon is ok, even naked is fine, but on one's back PORCH, now that is beneath me.

Howling on one's back porch naked seems a step up from lyiing under the porch wallowing in one's own vomit. One of the reasons, as well as a commitment not to drink and drive I seldom over indulge in spirits these days. Well that, the drunk tank experience and a near miss the police naked in a Cincinatti swimming pool with two former playboy bunnies. That however was 15 years later so as you imagine I don't learn lessons easily.

 

[Wings27]

Hey...what about me? I was invited by EA. Oh I know...Wings and I in the spare room. giggle. Wings, hun, think there is good shopping in London.

I happen to know there is WONDERFUL shopping to be had in London. A good time indeed.

 

[Wings27]

Howling on one's back porch naked seems a step up from lyiing under the porch wallowing in one's own vomit. One of the reasons, as well as a commitment not to drink and drive I seldom over indulge in spirits these days. Well that, the drunk tank experience and a near miss the police naked in a Cincinatti swimming pool with two former playboy bunnies. That however was 15 years later so as you imagine I don't learn lessons easily.

well, how former were the bunnies? Like 40 years former, or 10 years? That would make a big difference. As far as lessons go, I mean.

 

[Inrhapsody]

well, how former were the bunnies? Like 40 years former, or 10 years? That would make a big difference. As far as lessons go, I mean.

Oh Wings..John has a way with women, or at least me. giggle

 

[Wings27]

Oh Wings..John has a way with women, or at least me. giggle

aww, you're so cute when you giggle.

 

[Wings27]

Wonderful folk, the Wallers. I could wallow in Waller, whiling away the wonderful weeks with "y'all". Of course, I would have to be smashed out of my brain first. Thank the good Lord for vodka.

Incidentally, is anyone here religious?

EA, I realize we missed your question, I'm sorry...like I said it was an odd day. I am, in fact, religious, I am not a nut nor am I a zealot, but I believe in a higher power and in good and evil. I was raised a little oddly, ask if you really want to know, but yes, I am religious. After all, my name IS Angel.