Looking for that frisson again

[EnglishAgain]

When EA is away we do get a little bit naughty here but he is always checking on us!

I have no need to check on anyone. I'm no patriarch, it is not my place to order or check up on people. I'm just someone who is still not really sure why I like this thread, or what I was looking for when I started it, but I don't want to get to INSular (did you see what we did there? Ah, sometimes I make myself smile a wistful smile) and spend all morning wondering about such things.

Naughty? You have no idea of naughty, let me tell you. If it doesn't involve more than two people and a fish, it's too tame to worry about. Naughty is being caught in a spanking orgy with 4 Lithuanian models. Naughty is running a lap dancing club and staffing it with nuns. Naughty is spending hours online talking to hot women and sharing your deviances in a public forum...oh wait.

Damn

 

[EnglishAgain]

However, I realise I'm not at all narcissistic about how I look. I sent someone some pics of me this week, then deleted their reply so I didn't have to know what they thought. Isn't that odd? Perhaps I have lower self esteem than I thought? Perhaps I don't really want to know whether physical appearance supercedes verbal agility. You see it's only words.... and words are all I have.....(take it away Karaoke singers)

 

[EnglishAgain]

Avatars

I'm surprised none of you picked up on my Hong Kong Phooey avatar. Do you remember him?
Sarge? No!
Rosemary the telephone operator...? No!
Henry the mild mannered janitor...? Could be...


Henry was ordinary. He had no special abilities, yet he was made to look supercool by those he surrounded himself with. Spike his cat was the real brains behind the outfit. Therefore ergo and QED, you should all realise that you are all long suffering cartoon cats in my mind, clever and wise and without you I would be mopping the floors of my virtual life.

It's wasted on you, isn't it?

 

[Wings27]

However, I realise I'm not at all narcissistic about how I look. I sent someone some pics of me this week, then deleted their reply so I didn't have to know what they thought. Isn't that odd? Perhaps I have lower self esteem than I thought? Perhaps I don't really want to know whether physical appearance supercedes verbal agility. You see it's only words.... and words are all I have.....(take it away Karaoke singers)

You realize that I sent some back to you? Great, thanks for deleting me! Geesh. (You're very handsome by the way, and I could see doing a very number of naughty things with you/to you.) Bwahahahaha

 

[Jekyll87]

I'm surprised none of you picked up on my Hong Kong Phooey avatar. Do you remember him?
Sarge? No!
Rosemary the telephone operator...? No!
Henry the mild mannered janitor...? Could be...


Henry was ordinary. He had no special abilities, yet he was made to look supercool by those he surrounded himself with. Spike his cat was the real brains behind the outfit. Therefore ergo and QED, you should all realise that you are all long suffering cartoon cats in my mind, clever and wise and without you I would be mopping the floors of my virtual life.

It's wasted on you, isn't it?

Oh me me *shoots his hand in the air*
I remember that. I especially liked Sarge.

And by the way EA, can I ask who is Spike here then, if you are indeed our mil mannered Henry. And you wouldn't be trying any kung fu on us, are you ?

 

[jhe1950]

You realize that I sent some back to you? Great, thanks for deleting me! Geesh. (You're very handsome by the way, and I could see doing a very number of naughty things with you/to you.) Bwahahahaha

Wangs darlin' jus' thought I'd let cha know EA maybe comin' ta' the Velveeta festival as well and we's so excited 'bout y'alls comin the "maro's in the shop and we's fixin' the pot holes ta' give y'all a decent drag strip....oh an if'n y'all would liken some of our pics, the wanted posters we stole from the post office we'll scan soon as we figure out hows ta' hook up the scanner ta the Apple IIE...

 

[Wings27]

Wangs darlin' jus' thought I'd let cha know EA maybe comin' ta' the Velveeta festival as well and we's so excited 'bout y'alls comin the "maro's in the shop and we's fixin' the pot holes ta' give y'all a decent drag strip....oh an if'n y'all would liken some of our pics, the wanted posters we stole from the post office we'll scan soon as we figure out hows ta' hook up the scanner ta the Apple IIE...

Thanks for making me feel welcome there in Hog Waller. : )

 

[jhe1950]

Thanks for making me feel welcome there in Hog Waller. : )

aw shucks it's y'all who honors us'n I means any woman who not only mixes concrete, but also has 143 Velveeta recipes, dranks moonshine, is willin' ta' race the 'maro in the unsanctioned 1/4 nile drag race, an' still has a full set o' teeth is our herp

 

[Wings27]

Hmm, I've had moonshine, and I think I almost lost the lining to my stomach, but hell, I'm up for anything. Count me in.

 

[jhe1950]

Hmm, I've had moonshine, and I think I almost lost the lining to my stomach, but hell, I'm up for anything. Count me in.

Hot dang, did y'all hear that Hiram....man Hiram says he'll even clean his dentures for y'all

 

[Wings27]

Hot dang, did y'all hear that Hiram....man Hiram says he'll even clean his dentures for y'all

OH yes, forgot to mention, I only kiss men with their own teeth. So Hiram is out.

 

[Jekyll87]

Hmm, I've had moonshine, and I think I almost lost the lining to my stomach, but hell, I'm up for anything. Count me in.

What the hell is moonshine and why haven't I tried some ?

 

[jhe1950]

OH yes, forgot to mention, I only kiss men with their own teeth. So Hiram is out.

y'all 'taint gonna be doin' much kissin' round here then....but could y'all stop by an' say hi anyway. Oh an even if'n y'all did kiss toothless men, we'd ha' kept Hiram away from ya'll anyway

 

[jhe1950]

What the hell is moonshine and why haven't I tried some ?

Well thar' mr J E Kyll, guessin' y'all should come on down fer the festival an' we'd be happy ta share some wi' ya. Now jus make sure y'all 'taint carryin' an open flame wi' in bout 200 yards o' the still

 

[evilmittens]

What the hell is moonshine and why haven't I tried some ?

Moonshine, from what I remember drinking when I was in the army, was alcohol distilled on a homemade still that is unrefined by much. The stuff I had in tennesse was like drinking a punch to the face. It was so good.

 

[jhe1950]

Moonshine, from what I remember drinking when I was in the army, was alcohol distilled on a homemade still that is unrefined by much. The stuff I had in tennesse was like drinking a punch to the face. It was so good.

Hot diggity ms mittens, than y'all sure needs ta' comon by the festival as wel...and we has a special place fer our former service members 'specially if'n y'all served as a rebel...

 

[Wings27]

Tis a Mr. Mittens, there John. Unless Hiram wants to swing that way?

 

[evilmittens]

Hot diggity ms mittens, than y'all sure needs ta' comon by the festival as wel...and we has a special place fer our former service members 'specially if'n y'all served as a rebel...

rebel...

rebel...

While I would admit to being a rebel in bed, I cannot in good conscience claim to be loyal to the 'federacy. Being said, I would still partake in a drink with y'all for a brotherly feeling.

 

[jhe1950]

Well sssssh, kinda joshin' y'all on that one asin wes here in Indiana....but tid sound good even if'n I must say so myself....

 

[Jekyll87]

Moonshine, from what I remember drinking when I was in the army, was alcohol distilled on a homemade still that is unrefined by much. The stuff I had in tennesse was like drinking a punch to the face. It was so good.

Hmm.....sounds like fun. Where can I get one ? Oh wait, I gotta finish my pangalactic gargleblaster first.( A little Hitchhiker's joke ) Nevermind.

 

[Noor]

and what's an Ute? Some sort of Eskimo?

Ute- Utility vehicles, mine is actually a cute ute which means its mainly cute but does have a few things like 4 wheel drive.

 

[Inrhapsody]

Hmm.....sounds like fun. Where can I get one ? Oh wait, I gotta finish my pangalactic gargleblaster first.( A little Hitchhiker's joke ) Nevermind.

Oh look.."here baby" is here.

 

[Jekyll87]

Oh look.."here baby" is here.

That's going to be my nickname now isn't it ? All the popular kids are going to tease the new boy ?


I'd much rather like it to be a bedroom name between the two of us. Shhh..it'll be our little secret. Don't tell anyone.

 

[jhe1950]

Tis a Mr. Mittens, there John. Unless Hiram wants to swing that way?

Thanks Wangs, fer settin' us'n straight, an' as y'all's more 'quainted with Mr Kitten pleaz pass our apologies but seein's how Hiram's already bathed an' all if'n Mr Kitten wants ta' still come and t'aint too pissed off, suppose maybe he could wear a wig or sumptin, an' don't worry too dang much fer as we know down here Hiram t'aint never kissed nuttin in his whole dang life...

 

[jhe1950]

Hmm.....sounds like fun. Where can I get one ? Oh wait, I gotta finish my pangalactic gargleblaster first.( A little Hitchhiker's joke ) Nevermind.

T'wouldn't worry too muchin bout finishin' y'alls contraption as'n Arty Dent's often droppin' by an' the God o' Rain jus' dropped off a whole bunch o' BAbel Fish so'n y'all from cross the Pond kin maybe understand wha' we's sayin' in these parts....though I kin garantees ya' y'all surt 'nough like the Shine muchin more than that dang ole stale Scotch we disposed o' at EA'a a few weeks back...least it don't taste liken stale cork....