Looking for someone Scottish to help me

[SAbitch]

I am working on a new story with a Scottish character and I need some help to capture the.character perfectly. Please.let me know if you can help! I would like some input on my story any help will be appreciated

 

[LadyVer]

Did you post on the Story Ideas forum or the Author's Hangout?

 

[Squibbs]

To make it believable, make sure he talks funny.

P.S.- Don't listen to the slut above me.

 

[LadyVer]

To make it believable, make sure he talks funny.

P.S.- Don't listen to the slut above me.

PM me again, monkey boy, and I'll show you what a slut I am.

 

[Squibbs]

Sorry, I'm a married man.

 

[LadyVer]

Sorry, I'm a married man.

I know you're married, and I was kidding you, as I presumed you were kidding about me. At least I thought you were kidding.

 

[Squibbs]

You need to lighten up and stop over thinking shit.

 

[LadyVer]

You need to lighten up and stop over thinking shit.

ok. I guess that means you were kidding.

 

[Sean]

"Scotland is the most obese country in Europe. Imagine how bad it would be if it wasn't for all the heroin."

The inimitable Frankie Boyle.

 

[Squibbs]

ok. I guess that means you were kidding.

Whatever you say, slut.

 

[LadyVer]

Whatever you say, slut.

You should compare notes with your bff, eyer. Pricks usually keep each other up to date. Now quit taking things so seriously, monkey boy, or you will disappoint the RWCJ group you hang with.

 

[AuntNelda]

Aye sir, at your service.

 

[Squibbs]

You should compare notes with your bff, eyer. Pricks usually keep each other up to date. Now quit taking things so seriously, monkey boy, or you will disappoint the RWCJ group you hang with.

Just because I interact with you does not mean I hang with you.

 

[lovetoread]

Kilts and Sexy men

That's all you need.

 

[LadyVer]

Just because I interact with you does not mean I hang with you.

Squibbs, we barely interact. You need to find your RWCJ entertainment elsewhere.

 

[Squibbs]

Squibbs, we barely interact. You need to find your RWCJ entertainment elsewhere.

Just because I interact with you and you are a rwcj'er, it does not mean that I find you entertaining.

 

[AuntNelda]

Sometimes I wish that I was Scottish.

 

[AuntNelda]

Sometimes I wish that I was Scottish.

I think being Jewish would be a better choice.

 

[LadyVer]

Just because I interact with you and you are a rwcj'er, it does not mean that I find you entertaining.

You find me as entertaining as an armadillo.

PS I ignored the RWCJ part of your comment