Looking for "Socially Distanced Masturbation" ?

[JohnsonLongwood]

It's recommended, they say, as a way to avoid getting Monkeypox during sex. It seems like something I should practice now, while it is still just a recommendation. Just in case. I, mean, who knows what could happen. If things get any worse. It could become a mandate and we all have to do socially distanced masturbation at least once a day.

I looked it up. It doesn't seem difficult. I just need someone to practice with so we'll both be ready. Just in case.

 

[ericrodman101]

I hope he's covered the laptop camera with black tape....