Looking for an intelligent male for phone sex

[jenibee]

Looking for an intelligent male for phone sex ***no history majors***

Explain to me in three sentences or less why I should pick you. The writer of the best response gets to hear me cum tonight.

Depending on the level of interest, maybe we can keep this thread going for a while, so don't be discouraged if you don't hear back right away.

 

[madisoncb29]

Because. I'm. Awesome.

 

[jenibee]

Because. I'm. Awesome.

Oh, you.

I have to admit I laughed out loud, but maybe it's because I feel like I know you from your infamous thread.

 

[Superman2008]

Because the greatest pleasure for me, is that moment of sweet release. Knowing I have given it to you. Knowing you will give me the chance to do it again.

Matt

 

[bboyfly]

I stared at my phone eager to dial her number. The wave of emotions flowed through my veins, making me stand tall. Finally, I hit send and ...

 

[jenibee]

I stared at my phone eager to dial her number. The wave of emotions flowed through my veins, making me stand tall. Finally, I hit send and ...

...and you actually called someone instead of all this bullshit yahoo/skype nonsense?

People are all up in my PM's acting like it's 2013 or something with all this newfangled technology. I just wanna call someone and have an orgasm!

 

[paulkiwi]

hi,
PM sent

 

[sarcasticmale]

Because I am not in it for you. It is my own release which I desire and yours will give me mine. The sounds that pass your lips will quicken my pulse and give me my own satisfaction.

 

[jenibee]

Because I am not in it for you. It is my own release which I desire and yours will give me mine. The sounds that pass your lips will quicken my pulse and give me my own satisfaction.

Likewise.

 

[Spider1]

Because by accessing this thread and viewing this particular message you have activated a Stuxnet-type virus that will plunge all of North America into total darkness. Unless you phone me to deactivate it - after we both get off, of course.

Priorities.

 

[jenibee]

Because by accessing this thread and viewing this particular message you have activated a Stuxnet-type virus that will plunge all of North America into total darkness. Unless you phone me to deactivate it - after we both get off, of course.

Priorities.

Sounds like we can take our time, especially since I don't use Windows.

 

[madisoncb29]

Oh, you.

I have to admit I laughed out loud, but maybe it's because I feel like I know you from your infamous thread.

Right? That's the only reason I answered this thread. Did you find a suitable man yet?

 

[Thebee123]

Three for ye

Explain to me in three sentences or less why I should pick you. The writer of the best response gets to hear me cum tonight.

Depending on the level of interest, maybe we can keep this thread going for a while, so don't be discouraged if you don't hear back right away.

I am well experienced. I am creative. And responding to you, hearing a woman cum nearly always does the same for me.

Yours

 

[pm4321]

Hi Jenibee

Because I think you'd be amazing, and I've got mad phone skills. Chicks dig guys with phone skills, right?

 

[BenjiBoy83]

*****

 

[bboyfly]

...and you actually called someone instead of all this bullshit yahoo/skype nonsense?

People are all up in my PM's acting like it's 2013 or something with all this newfangled technology. I just wanna call someone and have an orgasm!

So lets make it happen

 

[k_m_d_]

Sounds like we can take our time, especially since I don't use Windows.

Mac, Linux, or other? This is a very crucial question I need to know the answer to before I choose whether or not to precede.

 

[jenibee]

Mac, Linux, or other? This is a very crucial question I need to know the answer to before I choose whether or not to precede.

Linux. Only Linux. Okay, sometimes illumos, but only for fun.

 

[k_m_d_]

Linux. Only Linux. Okay, sometimes illumos, but only for fun.

That is the correct answer (he says while shamefully using Windows, I'm 50/50 between 7 and various flavors of Linux). Now let's fsck.

 

[luthar80]

Because you want to cum. I want to listen. And its better than $1.99 a minute!

 

[jenibee]

That is the correct answer (he says while shamefully using Windows, I'm 50/50 between 7 and various flavors of Linux). Now let's fsck.

Hang on while I corrupt some inodes so I can fsck again.

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Hang on while I corrupt some inodes so I can fsck again.

Note: some computers disable spellcheck during one handed mode. Course it could be a cumputer.

 

[k_m_d_]

Hang on while I corrupt some inodes so I can fsck again.

I may not even need a phone call to cum if you keep talking dirty to me like this.

 

[thepoeticmaster2121]

hmmm three sentences or less on why you should pick me?

To make love to you, to hear your orgasm I can not think of a sweeter sound. Please provide me the pleasure of your company tonight my angel so that I can provide you endless pleasures as you have provided me with just your sexy picture. Let me hear you cum so I can make you cum again and again.

 

[jenibee]

Note: some computers disable spellcheck during one handed mode. Course it could be a cumputer.

You went from having me literally laugh out loud at your 'myth' joke in the other thread, to this?