Looking for a female midget or a tall redhead bisexual with big tits.

[WriterDom]

The midget should be around 3 feet tall and own a liquor store. The redhead should be at least 5' 10" and slim. D cup.

Any other females will be considered. Write a letter in 100 words or less on what gets your pussy wet other than bath and showers.

send to WriterDom@aol.com

 

[cymbidia]

good luck.

are you just bored today?
~amused~

 

[MrBates]

Any Women Not Quite Meeting

Ok....for all you women who don't quite qualify to WriterDom's rather exacting standards, let me offer you an alternative.

For me, you midgets can be up to 6FT tall. You don't have to own a whole liquor store, one good bottle of scotch would do quite nicely. Heck, if you're really good looking, a plain old 6-pack would do just fine.

Redheads can be dyed. Or Blonde, brunette or raven black will be acceptable if you don't want to dye your hair. You don't have to be at least 5'-10" tall; I'll accept any of you that are over 4'-6". Slim build is preferred, but not mandatory. Cup size is negotiable, but a preview of the real thing will be required.

If interested, please respond.
MrB

 

[WriterDom]

Hey, get your own damn thread, Master bates.

 

[BlondGirl]

I am 5'8" --is that okay?

Writer Dom, can you make an exception for me? I can stand on my tiptoes...

Mr Bates...I am not slim but I can drive my little truck right up next to your big truck and flash my oversized tits to you, you know, since we are near the same neighborhoods and all... LOL--would that be a good preview?

 

[WriterDom]

I am 5'8" --is that okay?

Writer Dom, can you make an exception for me? I can stand on my tiptoes...

sure.. we can meet in New Orleans and discuss it over a hurricane.

 

[cymbidia]

The redhead:
I'm blonde.
And 5'2" - right in the middle of the "no-good" zone.
And my breasts are definitely not that big.

The midget:
I'm way too tall. (It's actually sorta thrilling to say those words - i'm the one who always looks for kids to sit behind at the movies!)
I don't own a liquor store and, actually, barely even drink at all.

Guess that puts me out of the running but i'll keep my eyes open for you, WD.

 

[MrBates]

Just Fine By Me, BG....

Mr Bates...I am not slim but I can drive my little truck right up next to your big truck and flash my oversized tits to you, you know, since we are near the same neighborhoods and all... LOL--would that be a good preview?

Ooooooo.....yes, B/G!!
Previews are acceptable, but are by NO MEANS required!!!
I'll keep my eyes open, and if you DO see me gawking, don't forget to lift your skirt and give me a little 'peek'!!
MrB

 

[BlondGirl]

Re: Just Fine By Me, BG....

I'll keep my eyes open, and if you DO see me gawking, don't forget to lift your skirt and give me a little 'peek'!!
MrB

Hhhhmmm... Mr B,

What would you rather see a flash of?

My creamy white breasts with the round contrasting areolas or my pussy rings?

Hhhhmmmmm?

; )

 

[MrBates]

That's Easy!!

Both!!

 

[BlondGirl]

Hey--I forgot to say that I don't own a booze store but there is one very near by--and the owner has seen me often enough to recognize me. (No, I am not a lush. I just go through a "drinking phase" every so often--then I get it out of my system and go without for a good long while.)

Is that good enough?

 

[BlondGirl]

WD,

I was wondering if you have had any luck on getting your dream girl yet. Any updates?
; )